Beware the Thought Viper

July 15, 2004 11:06 PM

A gallery of inexplicable objects like a fridge magnet warning, a U-haul truck, a moist toilette, medicated cream, and many more. *Bonus Link* The same guy also has a review of the steaming pile of movie known as Gymkata.
posted by euphorb (11 comments total)

AAARGH
posted by chrid at 1:24 AM on July 16, 2004

Well, the U-Haul truck is somewhat explicable.
posted by mmoncur at 1:30 AM on July 16, 2004

Some good links on this site too. Haven't we all at some point wanted a Breast-Rester?
posted by Turtles all the way down at 4:21 AM on July 16, 2004

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(What is this, a home castration kit?)


This guy reads a lot of labels. Some of them are amusing, others (above) a little disturbing.
posted by a3matrix at 5:15 AM on July 16, 2004

Turtles: My God, THAT is the product I've been looking for all my life!
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 5:52 AM on July 16, 2004

The Gymkata review is pretty darn funny, although many of the olympic gold medalists he names in his intro to it are not actually olympic gold medalists, including Kurt Thomas, the, er, "star" of the movie.
posted by JanetLand at 7:37 AM on July 16, 2004

Damn, those are some big ass jello molds... I guess everything really is bigger in Texas.
posted by spilon at 7:51 AM on July 16, 2004

Can I toss in the fallen-off ears of a taxidermed miniature owl, some polished seashells, a small yappy dog of uncertain pedigree, and an excellent quality garlic press ?
posted by troutfishing at 7:58 AM on July 16, 2004

If I was to read the page with the standard email tripe first, I would skip the rest, but the rest is pretty good.

He should delete that part in the interest of originality, or give it it's own page,
unless of course he is the original author.
posted by milovoo at 8:28 AM on July 16, 2004

Best one: Vaguely Quadrupedal Lifeform Cookies
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 9:21 AM on July 16, 2004

For those keeping track at home, I did post the Inexplicable Objects link already to the not-so-famous computer ate my bookmarks thread.
posted by euphorb at 9:49 AM on July 16, 2004