Tasteless Costume Ball

August 23, 2004 12:01 PM

Snatch first prize at a Halloween party! There's plenty of, umm, interesting costumes over at Ronjo. The kids' ones aren't of the pimp and ho caliber, but the doggie pimp is excellent. Or you could just become a prophylactic superhero in your spare time.
posted by bbrown (15 comments total)

From "The Big Pink":
Please Note: Costume may have creases from being packaged. Take it out of package and let sit out for a couple of days to relax back into shape before wearing it.
... Priceless
posted by Pink Fuzzy Bunny at 12:08 PM on August 23, 2004

Prophylactic superhero. Hmm, sounds like a good job.

(Feet up on sofa, eating Cheetos™, watching TV—roommate walks in...)

"Dude, what's with the mask and cape and shit? You going out with that BDSM chick again?"

"No, I'm a superhero. I am Prophylacticman!"

"Oh, yeah, and your superpower is, what, exactly?"

"I keep the supervillains away."

"What supervillains?"

"See? Oh, and I am reading your mind right now."
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 12:16 PM on August 23, 2004

sites down
posted by Peter H at 1:16 PM on August 23, 2004

Damn them! Maintenance on a day that I post it to MF!
posted by bbrown at 1:41 PM on August 23, 2004

Hah... best costume this year is an Abu Ghraib prisoner, hands down.
posted by insomnia_lj at 1:49 PM on August 23, 2004

I would think an Abu Ghraib prisoner, hands up, would be better.

Nice FPP wording, there, buddy. Mheh heh, mheh mheh heh heh.
posted by chicobangs at 2:22 PM on August 23, 2004

Okay, the site's back up. Enjoy!
posted by bbrown at 2:25 PM on August 23, 2004

man, i remember when dogs would make their own halloween costumes, not this store-bought crap...
posted by armacy at 2:28 PM on August 23, 2004

Hee. Man-eating shark.
posted by onlyconnect at 3:03 PM on August 23, 2004

It's the sexy harem girl costume...with a animalistic twist!
posted by pekar wood at 4:52 PM on August 23, 2004

Tassle Twirling Tessie is... terrifying.
posted by kindle at 5:38 PM on August 23, 2004

Man eating shark.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:40 PM on August 23, 2004

If you're going to be an Abu Ghraib prisoner, you're going to need someone to dress up like Lynndie England.
posted by sexymofo at 6:45 PM on August 23, 2004

Oh, sexymofo, would-be Lynndies are a dime a dozen these days.

I'm sure you can just pick one of those up on the way to the party.
posted by chicobangs at 7:37 AM on August 24, 2004

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posted by eas98 at 7:49 AM on August 24, 2004