Not another Name Generator!!!!

September 11, 2004 5:58 PM

Smurf Name Generator. It doesn't suck, that bad.
posted by Bag Man (26 comments total)

Given the names I was given based on mine and my father's name, I have to wonder if there is some racism to this.
posted by jmccorm at 6:08 PM on September 11, 2004

MetaFilter: It doesn't suck, that bad.
posted by quonsar at 6:09 PM on September 11, 2004

No: "Bob Davis" came out "Ibn al Smurf." "Ali Davis" = "Slowly Evaporating Smurf."

I think it really does suck that bad, is the thing.

quonsar: In-Joke Smurf.
posted by eustacescrubb at 6:11 PM on September 11, 2004

[this sucks really bad]
posted by reklaw at 6:12 PM on September 11, 2004

First Name: Mefi
Last Name: (blank)

Your Smurf Name: Fetid Smurf

Alas, http://www.tinyurl.com/mefi is now a 404.
posted by eriko at 6:14 PM on September 11, 2004

Hmmm, let's see: there's jmccorm and his dad, Bob Davis,
Ali Davis, Quonsar, and Mefi. Six smurfs altogether!

Hee hee hee, I can now boil you all into gold!
Or perhaps I'll just have you for dinner!
posted by Smart Dalek at 6:32 PM on September 11, 2004

"Penis Eater" would be "The Smurf".

Which makes a lot of sense, considering there's only one lady smurf.
posted by shepd at 6:46 PM on September 11, 2004

I am Trusty Smurf, proof that this thing is fucked.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:45 PM on September 11, 2004

Lemon-Fresh Smurf? what a rip-off. i totally want my money back
posted by bob sarabia at 8:02 PM on September 11, 2004

i'm kung-pao smurf. hotcha.
posted by pxe2000 at 8:16 PM on September 11, 2004

I DONOT smell like lemons
posted by bob sarabia at 8:32 PM on September 11, 2004

Waspinator Smurt?
posted by synecdoche at 8:47 PM on September 11, 2004

Mathowie = Bambi Smurf

heh.
posted by Feisty at 8:51 PM on September 11, 2004

erg, Smurf of course.
posted by synecdoche at 8:56 PM on September 11, 2004

"chesty smurf"
heh
posted by ethylene at 9:57 PM on September 11, 2004

I am Quantum Smurf (odd, seeing as I have a physics degree). My brother is Heterosexual Smurf. My girlfriend is Naughty Smurf.

No lie.
posted by Dipsomaniac at 11:47 PM on September 11, 2004

Son of Smurf.

What? That's no smurf....
posted by meech at 11:52 PM on September 11, 2004

Pantsless Smurf *glances down*
posted by Dick Paris at 11:59 PM on September 11, 2004

Life imitates art rant:

Hey, is it time for me to bitch and complain about test and generator posts? Why, yes, I believe it is!



Thread: From now on, don't call me Generic MetaFilter User #000, ok? Call me Smurfy La Smurf, my new Smurf Name!!! What's your Smurf Name?

Poster 1: Who gives a shit? (ok ok, mine is Humpy vonSmurf)

Poster 2: Mine is Strumpet La Smurfette. Teehee.

Poster 3: Whooo! Mine is Frums Smurf! I scored a palindromic smurf name! Worship me!

Poster 4: Heh. Mine is Goo-Goo DollBaby Smurf.

Poster 5: I hate smurfs.

Poster 6: Mine is Astro-Smurf. It rhymes with astro turf.

Poster 70: Mine is Smurfitty Smurf Smurf.

Poster 800: Mine is Snoop Smurfy Smurf.

Poster 999: Mine is Boom Boom Huck Jam Smurfboi.

Poster 3,201: Mine is Smurfin' Safari.



...and so on and on and on and on and on. Does anyone really believe that these things are for real, and that they're the only person who scored the WuTang name of Hard Baller? The posts are doubly bad because the resulting thread never seems to discuss the site itself, which is basically what we're after here, no? The thread always just consists of person after person posting the results of their James Bond Girl Glam Name Generator or their Unofficial and Not Endorsed By Mensa IQ Test or some other waste of MetaFilter bandwidth. Generators and tests are manna for people who want to participate in the site but don't want to be bothered by actually thinking. They're silly and fun, don't get me wrong; I've taken them dozens of times, but I wouldn't post that stuff to my own site, let alone MetaFilter. I respect you, MetaFilter. I love you, MetaFilter!

*covers MetaFilter with big, wet, sloppy kisses*
posted by iconomy at 1:53 PM PST on November 9

- November 8, 2002
posted by dgaicun at 2:22 AM on September 12, 2004

First Name: icon
Last Name: omy

Your Smurf Name is: Cleft Palate Smurf
posted by jpoulos at 6:18 AM on September 12, 2004

LiveJournalKiddieFilter
posted by TuffAustin at 7:47 AM on September 12, 2004

since no one's posted this yet:

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
Donnie Darko

posted by pxe2000 at 10:40 AM on September 12, 2004

As "Wendell", I am Very Uninteresting Smurf.
Under my "private" name, I am Erectile Dysfunction Smurf.
As "Wendell Wit", I am Disgruntled Smurf.
And as Wendell (no last name), I'm Litigious Smurf.

First name: Meta, Second: Filter, is also Cleft Palate Smurf.
Paris Parasmus is Killdozer Smurf.
nofundy and stavrosthewonderchicken are both Vanilla Ice Smurf. (hmmm... have we ever seen both of them at the same place?)
And quonsar (no last name) is Cujo Smurf.

Based on this in-depth analysis, I declare that this webwidget is a cheap forgery, created in Microsoft Word.
posted by wendell at 1:25 PM on September 12, 2004

[this is shitty.]
posted by glenwood at 4:37 PM on September 12, 2004

And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen.
posted by shoepal at 10:28 AM on September 13, 2004

And as Wendell (no last name), I'm Litigious Smurf.

I came up as Litigious Smurf, too. I'm gonna sue your blue ass off for infringement, Wendell!
posted by briank at 10:33 AM on September 13, 2004