Men pulling corks

October 5, 2004 7:35 AM

Men pulling corks.
posted by adampsyche (20 comments total)

HA! I thought from the title this was a female version of those weird fetish sites like "Women stuck in cars with intense pedal-pumpin' action." But it's not.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 7:39 AM on October 5, 2004

Its as good a thing to post as any.
posted by kenaman at 7:55 AM on October 5, 2004

I wondered why I liked this dumb page, then it dawned on me that it was completely devoid of any K*rry, B*sh or Ir*q comments!
posted by DrDoberman at 8:07 AM on October 5, 2004

I never thought Star Trek conventions could be outdone in their silliness. I am wrong.
posted by fluffycreature at 8:11 AM on October 5, 2004

Hah! You'll never see me in one of those poses because I got one of these as a present for being in a friend's wedding this past summer.

Great post!
posted by WolfDaddy at 8:23 AM on October 5, 2004

Bung poppers, the lot of 'em.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 8:25 AM on October 5, 2004

I think they're hott.

And by "hott," I mean "a curious anthropological study."
posted by chicobangs at 8:27 AM on October 5, 2004

adampsyche, perchance you found this website by typing a misnomer in google? You meant: "Men fulling corns", right?
posted by naxosaxur at 8:28 AM on October 5, 2004

Check out the hotties
posted by DrDoberman at 8:35 AM on October 5, 2004

some of the pics look like they are kids who have to go potty.

fluffycreature - OMG that is scary!
posted by evening at 8:36 AM on October 5, 2004

Let me just echo the sentiment of the animataed cut-out fellows from those Guinness ads and say "Brilliant!
posted by briank at 8:42 AM on October 5, 2004

[this pops my cork [which is to say: it is good]]
posted by Capn at 8:56 AM on October 5, 2004

As a former sommelier, I am agog and aghast at some of those pictures. It's better to cheat and use one of them new 'fangled corkscrews than put the bottle between your legs.

/snooty
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 9:06 AM on October 5, 2004

Hilarious. I love old illustrations.
posted by orange swan at 9:08 AM on October 5, 2004

C_D, Why? Would breaking wind would sully the bouquet of Lord Snot's finest vintage?
posted by putzface_dickman at 9:47 AM on October 5, 2004

Indeed a lot of the people on those postcards could use some testicular safety advice!
posted by clevershark at 10:21 AM on October 5, 2004

...Lord Snot's finest vintage?

Ooh! Oooh! I wanna change my username!
posted by chicobangs at 11:15 AM on October 5, 2004

Would breaking wind would sully the bouquet of Lord Snot's finest vintage?

That, and the fact that the actual movement (if you've ever seen someone try and yank the cork while the bottle is between their legs) looks like a bizarre form of ritual masturbation.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 2:05 PM on October 5, 2004

looks like a bizarre form of ritual masturbation

There's another form of ritual masturbation?
posted by Wet Spot at 9:22 PM on October 5, 2004

Well, Wet Spot, I don't think the kind I practice is terribly bizarre.

No, I won't elaborate.

You're welcome.
posted by chicobangs at 9:37 PM on October 5, 2004