Priceless

October 10, 2004 7:26 PM

Ron's first Goatse (SFW, honest). Porn star Ron Jeremy is handed a Sidekick presumably displaying a certain infamous image during a meet-n-greet by persons unknown with the foresight to bring a camera. MeFi Jr. Detective League bonus! Who is responsible for this belly-laugh inducing document? [via and linked to themaxx.com, which may indeed contain NSFW material].
posted by mwhybark (84 comments total)

Can anybody tell me what the Chinese lettering means on the guy's shirt in the last picture? I'm curious.
posted by gd779 at 7:28 PM on October 10, 2004

[this is good]
posted by dogwelder at 7:36 PM on October 10, 2004

[this is good]
posted by adampsyche at 7:50 PM on October 10, 2004

[this was fast]
posted by brittney at 7:50 PM on October 10, 2004

[this is good]
posted by terrell at 7:51 PM on October 10, 2004

[it doesn't get much better than this]
posted by Stynxno at 7:52 PM on October 10, 2004

[this is good]
posted by gd779 at 7:52 PM on October 10, 2004

[this is good]
posted by bonaldi at 7:52 PM on October 10, 2004

posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:52 PM on October 10, 2004

[this is awesome]
posted by John Shaft at 7:57 PM on October 10, 2004

The shirt is a joke japanese shirt that says something like "warning: perverts on train" (the guy is touching the girl).

And if anyone's confused, there's a meme where people subject their friends to the goatse man and take a photo as they see it for the first time. Someone out there on the internet are loads of "first goatse" images like this. Getting Ron Jeremy to do this is like bagging the biggest fish possible. Extra points to the hedgehog for immediately showing it to someone else, to pass on the magic of your first goatse.
posted by mathowie at 7:58 PM on October 10, 2004

I don't know if I'm pleased that mathowie knows Ron is the hedgehog, or mortified.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 8:00 PM on October 10, 2004

/met Ron
posted by NortonDC at 8:03 PM on October 10, 2004

so good i had to come over here and vote a second time
[this is good]
posted by donkeysuck at 8:03 PM on October 10, 2004

[this is good]
posted by oog at 8:07 PM on October 10, 2004

[this is good]

And, that shirt is available here
posted by O9scar at 8:12 PM on October 10, 2004

Oddly enough, gd779, I just ran across that same t-shirt on jlist tonight before seeing this.
posted by shinynewnick at 8:12 PM on October 10, 2004

that's hilarious.
posted by juv3nal at 8:14 PM on October 10, 2004

Goatse is a hell of a lot better looking than Ron Jeremy.
posted by PrinceValium at 8:18 PM on October 10, 2004

i see only blue, and no orange. what gives?
posted by thebigpoop at 8:23 PM on October 10, 2004

that's great!
posted by amberglow at 8:25 PM on October 10, 2004

[this is good]
posted by werty at 8:28 PM on October 10, 2004

TBP: You need to install the Platinum extension.
posted by gee at 8:40 PM on October 10, 2004

i thought platinum would kick in at 1000, but nada.
posted by thebigpoop at 8:43 PM on October 10, 2004

C'mon, people. If ever there was a time for this....

[This might be offensive]

[This is good
posted by eriko at 8:46 PM on October 10, 2004

]

Oops.
posted by eriko at 8:46 PM on October 10, 2004

[two thumbs up!] two fists, in fact
posted by anathema at 8:47 PM on October 10, 2004

[this is good][this might be offensive]
posted by girlinblack at 8:49 PM on October 10, 2004

[this is excellent]
posted by falconred at 8:57 PM on October 10, 2004

[this is good] /bandwagon
posted by nyomi at 9:04 PM on October 10, 2004

[this is good]
[this might be offensive]
posted by ntk at 9:09 PM on October 10, 2004

[this thing with the square brackets gets old]
posted by delmoi at 9:13 PM on October 10, 2004

[*choo-choo*]
posted by Hankins at 9:15 PM on October 10, 2004

[*chugga-chugga*]
posted by SpecialK at 9:19 PM on October 10, 2004

Seeing this makes me want to show She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named to Betty White or Leonard Nimoy.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 9:29 PM on October 10, 2004

Do Sidekicks ship with Goatse as wallpaper or did someone actually install it on their gadget with this intention. :)
posted by dobbs at 9:30 PM on October 10, 2004

The lass in the first and last pictures be fine.
posted by wobh at 9:31 PM on October 10, 2004

A (non-Mefite?) correspondent passes this link along via email.

So then: Three cheers and a mighty "huzzah!" for mrneutron.

But which mrneutron is it?

Could it be Fark's, or the band? Well, prolly not the band.

There are many mrneutrons on the internets.
posted by mwhybark at 10:20 PM on October 10, 2004

NOICE - Ron Jeremy has made a career out of grossing other people out - this is justice.
posted by scarabic at 10:20 PM on October 10, 2004

owned
posted by angry modem at 10:45 PM on October 10, 2004

[this is good]
posted by boogah at 10:50 PM on October 10, 2004

[I'm in brackets]

(Doesn't get it)
posted by Mach3avelli at 10:51 PM on October 10, 2004

[this is redundant][this might be offensive]
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 10:55 PM on October 10, 2004

[gross[nsfw]]
posted by delmoi at 10:58 PM on October 10, 2004

ROU_Xenophobe: Seeing this makes me want to show She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named to Betty White or Leonard Nimoy.

Who is she-who-must-not-be-named?
posted by hincandenza at 11:31 PM on October 10, 2004

The girl. The tub. The horror.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:32 PM on October 10, 2004

See also.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:34 PM on October 10, 2004

I'm endlessly annoyed by the goatse phenomenon, and thus only slightly amused by pictures of porn stars being shocked and dismayed by these shocking and dismaying images. However, everyone else seems to be utterly impressed and for that I will give this thread the thumbs up. You, mwhybark, have accomplished a nigh-impossible feat.
posted by The God Complex at 11:48 PM on October 10, 2004

Ron Jeremy has made a career out of grossing other people out - this is justice

That's why it's so good. The seventh picture down -- right before he shows it to Wossname behind him -- says with utter perfection "Dude, I've bared my wang from one side of the galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of nasty shit. But THIS..."

Now that I think about it, I'd like to see Ron in green makeup as another of Yoda's species in Episode3... or just as Darth Schlong...
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 12:07 AM on October 11, 2004

[this is inane]
posted by jokeefe at 12:11 AM on October 11, 2004

I like the way that immediately after the initial shock and disgust, he takes great pleasure in showing it to the girl next to him.

The irresistible goatse effect!
posted by cell at 12:17 AM on October 11, 2004

Oh, I can't take credit. only mrneutron can do that.
posted by mwhybark at 12:24 AM on October 11, 2004

Hilarious.
posted by Inkslinger at 1:09 AM on October 11, 2004

...and why hasn't anyone commented on the photographers utter and complete lack of motor skills? i mean, did they give the camera to someone with palsy or was it just really cold in that room? (woman in picture would prove the latter incorrect, IMHO)
posted by NationalKato at 1:09 AM on October 11, 2004

!
[this is good]
posted by stx23 at 1:28 AM on October 11, 2004

Guárdese del posse loco de las lengüetas azules!

[this is good]
posted by roboto at 2:59 AM on October 11, 2004

...and why hasn't anyone commented on the photographers utter and complete lack of motor skills?

Perhaps they were trembling in awe of the hedgehog?
posted by adampsyche at 5:25 AM on October 11, 2004

Look at the motion blurs. It's not somebody with no motor skills it's somebody who has there camera set for a second or so exposure. Maybe they forgot to turn on the flash, maybe they didn't have a flash.
posted by substrate at 5:35 AM on October 11, 2004

[[[[[O]]]]]

i win!
posted by pyramid termite at 5:37 AM on October 11, 2004

All this FiPi nonsense... I want in on the action! =)
posted by cx at 6:13 AM on October 11, 2004

< '=(this is excellent)='>
posted by Blue Stone at 6:23 AM on October 11, 2004

[what everyone else said]

+ the blond in the last photo has unbelievably gorgeous hair.
posted by ruelle at 6:49 AM on October 11, 2004

[this is good]
posted by mrbarrett.com at 6:50 AM on October 11, 2004

the co-consipirator gal is wicked cute.
posted by glenwood at 7:15 AM on October 11, 2004

[this is good]
posted by tranquileye at 7:16 AM on October 11, 2004

[this is good] [this might be offensive]
posted by jmccorm at 8:14 AM on October 11, 2004

Identity of female: Tubgirlfairy. Yes?
posted by jmccorm at 8:16 AM on October 11, 2004

Source of blur could also be laughing photographer (combined of course with low-ish convention lighting and no flash).
posted by cortex at 8:55 AM on October 11, 2004

[this is very good]
posted by mrbill at 8:57 AM on October 11, 2004

this is a bracket: ]
posted by me3dia at 8:59 AM on October 11, 2004

[ this is mighty 0::::}===========> ]
posted by kenko at 9:15 AM on October 11, 2004

[ ] i am thinking outside the brackets.
posted by glenwood at 10:20 AM on October 11, 2004

For those of you who wish to personally congratulate mrneutron, his livejournal his here.
posted by monosyllabic at 10:22 AM on October 11, 2004

hilarious...!
posted by t r a c y at 10:29 AM on October 11, 2004

I'd like to see Ron in green makeup as another of Yoda's species in Episode3... or just as Darth Schlong...

Good news, then! Mel Brooks is making another "Spaceballs" movie.
posted by kindall at 10:42 AM on October 11, 2004

(this is pretty flaccid)
no, I am not suffering from square bracket envy
posted by wendell at 10:54 AM on October 11, 2004

eh, um, err, ron jeremy's livejournal
posted by mr.marx at 11:05 AM on October 11, 2004

A virtual MeFi Junior Detectives badge goes to monosyllabic!
posted by mwhybark at 2:55 PM on October 11, 2004

[I'm here sitting wearing only my brackets, thinking about you]
posted by elpapacito at 6:55 PM on October 11, 2004

[ I slowly glide my fingers across the rigid resisting buttons, and slip my bracket off._]
posted by dejah420 at 8:20 PM on October 11, 2004

[ibid]
posted by Fupped Duck at 10:13 PM on October 11, 2004

Obligatory link to me with Ron-Jeremy-signed underwear here. I met my wife-to-be at that event. Well, kinda.
posted by MrMoonPie at 8:19 AM on October 12, 2004

Holy crap, Ron Jeremy has a LiveJournal?!
posted by scottq at 12:11 PM on October 12, 2004

The LiveJournal is an obvious fake.
posted by Berend at 3:01 PM on October 21, 2004