John Kerry supports JRUN

October 20, 2004 8:39 AM

John Kerry supports using evil powers to blast back a crowd
The lighter side of photo ops. [via MoFi]
posted by TungstenChef (23 comments total)

John Kerry supports use of Jedi mind tricks.
posted by nthdegx at 8:59 AM on October 20, 2004

John Kerry supports outing his campaign staff.
posted by nthdegx at 9:01 AM on October 20, 2004

X'D
posted by Stynxno at 9:02 AM on October 20, 2004

John Kerry rallies the dark armies of Mordor.


posted by psmealey at 9:04 AM on October 20, 2004

John Kerry supports making a joke that only one dude knows is racist.

That one made me chuckle.
posted by sic at 9:05 AM on October 20, 2004

John Kerry supports searching the internets.
posted by nthdegx at 9:06 AM on October 20, 2004

Hilarious. Thanks for the link!
posted by mkultra at 9:14 AM on October 20, 2004

Wouldn't that be "John Kerry supports rallying the dark armies of Mordor?"

You broke the internets.
posted by TungstenChef at 9:18 AM on October 20, 2004

Damn. I sprained my meme.
posted by psmealey at 9:19 AM on October 20, 2004

It's ok. They make a suppository for that.
posted by TungstenChef at 9:22 AM on October 20, 2004

Hilarious. Thanks for my first internet laugh today. The C.H.I.P.S. and putting old wives to pasture lines were perfect.

/kerry supporter
posted by skallas at 9:36 AM on October 20, 2004

Penis Hand?


posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 9:43 AM on October 20, 2004

Election or Art?
The Silence of the Domes
posted by thomcatspike at 9:49 AM on October 20, 2004

The rascist one was great.

See? John Stewart will still have jokes to make when Kerry wins the election. They'll be even better, because they'll be funny in a way that won't make me very, very scared.
posted by rafter at 10:15 AM on October 20, 2004

Steve@L that was freaking hilarious, who says Republicans can't be funny
posted by fullerine at 10:42 AM on October 20, 2004

On Moore's tour, he is playing some spoofs on Bush campaign ads. The best one is about Max Cleland, and what a traitor and coward he actually is, having not sacrificed that remaining arm in Vietnam.

I would love to see them broadcast, but it seems that these days, your basic Republican of the 21st century is so lacking in critical thinking skills, that she or he would miss the point and think it was a legit Bush ad.
posted by Danf at 11:02 AM on October 20, 2004

My favorite part was "http://www.johnkerry.com source for all photos. So if you don't think it's funny, tell them to get better material."

Ba-DUMP-bump!

Seriously, very funny, and not really all that mean-spirited. How rare!
posted by logovisual at 11:04 AM on October 20, 2004

That was the kind of funny that crosses lines. Right on.

Hell, I support lying repeatedly about penis size, and hey, if heroin makes our children learn at super blurry speed, then I want the pro-heroin candidate!

Because children are our future, you know. I believe that.
posted by chicobangs at 12:22 PM on October 20, 2004

I found the link funny in its own right, but I also like the point made on the site. In other words, it's funny because it's funny and it's funny because it's true.
posted by Joey Michaels at 12:34 PM on October 20, 2004

The racist joke one was pretty funny, I did laugh. The CHIPS pic is just terrible though the caption is funny. And I can see the fun in doing stuff like this.

So, I'll offer my counterpoint to the Kerry pics.



George Bush supports a good ear of corn shoved up your backside at least once a week (he doesn't want to brag but he's got two up there now)......And you're next.
posted by fenriq at 12:57 PM on October 20, 2004

posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 2:32 PM on October 20, 2004

George Bush supports gettin' no respect, I tell ya.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 2:44 PM on October 20, 2004

This was hysterical...thanks for the giggle.
posted by dejah420 at 8:16 PM on October 20, 2004