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October 21, 2004 9:11 PM

OCTOBER 22 IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!!
EVERY YEAR WE GET TOGETHER AND MAKE SALMON FOR TOAST, EVERY YEAR WE GET A CROCKETY BLOAT, EVERY YEAR WE GET DRUNK ON THE DOCKS, AND EVERY YEAR WE HAVE SEX WITH OUR CAPS LOCKS!!!!
posted by madamjujujive (184 comments total)

NEWS FLASH 2004 THIS IS A PICTURE OF A POTATO
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 9:13 PM on October 21, 2004

********RIPS OPEN PRESENTS AND THANKS JESUS CAPSLOCK*********
posted by angry modem at 9:13 PM on October 21, 2004

**********ADMIRES HER CAPS LOCK LIGHT*********
posted by Salmonberry at 9:15 PM on October 21, 2004

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR CAPS LOCK LIGHT GUYS? MINE IS GREEN, BUT I BET SOME PEOPLE HAVE THEM IN COOL COLORS LIKE BLUE OR PINK OR SOMETHING.
posted by neckro23 at 9:18 PM on October 21, 2004

CAPZZIZLE MAH LOCKIZZLE


posted by LimePi at 9:19 PM on October 21, 2004

MY CAPS LOCK LIGHT IS GREEN IT HAS A PICTURE OF AN UP ARROW WITH AN "A" IN IT THE "A" IS FOR "AWESOME"
posted by Pretty_Generic at 9:20 PM on October 21, 2004

MY CAPS LOCK KEY SAYS "caps lock" IN LOWERCASE!
STUPID APPLE!
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 9:22 PM on October 21, 2004

posted by angry modem at 9:22 PM on October 21, 2004

SHE WALKS IN BEAUTY LIKE THE NIGHT OF CLOUDLESS CLIMES AND STARRY SKIES AND ALL THAT'S BEST OF DARK AND BRIGHT MEET IN HER ASPECT AND HER EYES BYRON LOL
posted by Pretty_Generic at 9:24 PM on October 21, 2004 [1 favorite]

lower case
posted by falconred at 9:26 PM on October 21, 2004

CAPSLOCK SHOTGUN IN CAPSLOCK GLOVED CAPSLOCK HAND SHOOTING CAPSLOCK HATERS ALL NIGHT LONG MOTHERFUCKERS
posted by quonsar at 9:30 PM on October 21, 2004

*token rebel*
posted by Ufez Jones at 9:30 PM on October 21, 2004

HAPPY CAPSLOCK DAY!omgomgomg
posted by Pretty_Generic at 9:32 PM on October 21, 2004

you,re all nuts
posted by Ufez Jones at 9:33 PM on October 21, 2004

YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GET A JOB

HIPPIES
posted by cmonkey at 9:33 PM on October 21, 2004

OUCH! READING THIS THREAD IS LIKE WALKING ON BROKEN GLASS IN BARE FEET,

oops, I meant: reading this thread is like walking on broken glass in bare feet.
posted by caddis at 9:36 PM on October 21, 2004

I GOT CAPSLOCK ON MY YAMAHA KEYBOARD! I BE JAMMING¿
posted by Dreamghost at 9:37 PM on October 21, 2004

I AM CRAPS LORK HERE ME RAOR!
posted by eyeballkid at 9:37 PM on October 21, 2004

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOTHER THERESA AND A DEAD HOOKER?????!!







A: NOTHING
posted by cmonkey at 9:37 PM on October 21, 2004

HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY EYEBALL KID

AND NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY
posted by angry modem at 9:38 PM on October 21, 2004

ON CAPSMAS DAY IN THE MORNING
posted by Pretty_Generic at 9:40 PM on October 21, 2004

So does anyone know why new computer users (especially older ones) love to write email in ALL CAPS?

Do they think it is easier to read (it's not). Do they think it makes fonts look "bigger?"

I'm sure someone has done research, but I can almost guess how long distant family members have had their AOL account by the amount of use of caps in their messages.
posted by Ufez Jones at 9:41 PM on October 21, 2004

TUPAC ADMINISTERS HIS FLESH MONKEYS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
posted by Pretty_Generic at 9:41 PM on October 21, 2004

OH MY GOD THIS THREAD IS SOOOOO GREAT, CMONKEY THATS THE BEST JOKE EVAR,

I REALLY WANTED TO USE THE BLINK TAG ON THIS COMMENT GOD DAMN IT
posted by logovisual at 9:41 PM on October 21, 2004

MADAMJUJUJIVE I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO SAY THIS WITH THE EMPHASIS IT TRULY DESERVES SO I'VE BEEN QUIET ABOUT IT TILL NOW BUT YOU SO ROCK I MEAN YOU SO FREAKIN' ROCK!!!

On the other hand, that page itself is kinda lame.
posted by soyjoy at 9:43 PM on October 21, 2004

International Caps Lock Day
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 9:44 PM on October 21, 2004

On the other hand, that page itself is kinda lame.

yeah, well, so is derek arnold.
posted by Ufez Jones at 9:47 PM on October 21, 2004 [1 favorite]

posted by quonsar at 9:47 PM on October 21, 2004

[limepi] LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG LEAVE A HARD-TO-READ CORPSE
posted by Pretty_Generic at 9:48 PM on October 21, 2004

With apologies to my homosexual friends: this is fucking gay.

Maybe next year we can roll it into one with Talk Like a Pirate Day and Talk in PERL day.

@ARRR{THEN,WE\'LL,ALL,BE,SPARED,SOME,PAIN,LADDIES};
print @ARRR;
posted by scarabic at 9:48 PM on October 21, 2004

MY CAPS LOCK INDICATOR LIGHT IS BLUE. HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY!!!
posted by clevershark at 9:48 PM on October 21, 2004

ETHERIEAL BLIGHT JUNIOR DOES NOT APPROVE. SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DWON!
posted by eyeballkid at 9:49 PM on October 21, 2004

WELL WE BETTER DELETE THE THREAD BEFORE SCARABIC DECIDES TO KILL SOMEONE I GUESS
posted by angry modem at 9:49 PM on October 21, 2004 [1 favorite]

WE DONT EXPECT EVERYONE TO UNDERSTAND THE CAPSOCK WE FEW ARE ELETE
posted by Pretty_Generic at 9:51 PM on October 21, 2004

OH SNAP!





CAPS LOCK COPTER
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 9:51 PM on October 21, 2004

IF ANYBODY IS GOING TO GO BERSERK AND START KILLING PEOPLE AROUND HERE, IT'S ME.
posted by quonsar at 9:52 PM on October 21, 2004

The next time someone denies that MeFi is mired in groupthink, I am linking to this thread.

Sheep!

;-P
posted by mischief at 9:53 PM on October 21, 2004

AND AOL'ERS EVERYWHERE REJOICE!!1!
posted by Trik at 9:54 PM on October 21, 2004

[LIMEPI] COCKS, EAT A BARREL OF
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 9:54 PM on October 21, 2004

THANKS SOYJOY!!!!! U R MY FREAKIN FREIND, I MEAN IT!!!!
posted by madamjujujive at 9:55 PM on October 21, 2004

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE MEFINEOCONS USING MACS!

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

JUST FINISHED TYPING A SCRIPT IN ALL CAPS. IT SUCKS WHEN YOU"RE USED TO USING THE SHIFT KEY AND YOU USE THE CAPS KEY INSTEAD AND THEN YOU MESS UP YOUR FORMATTING.
posted by drezdn at 9:56 PM on October 21, 2004

GROUPTHINK?? THIS IS A GRAND TRADITION!!!!
d-;
posted by eyeballkid at 9:57 PM on October 21, 2004

YAY THA SUZ0RZ!111!!1!1
posted by quonsar at 9:58 PM on October 21, 2004

TYPING IN CAPS IS BLOWING MY MIND
posted by Dreamghost at 10:00 PM on October 21, 2004

OHES NOES YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!~@@&&@@&*&*!*!
posted by Dreamghost at 10:01 PM on October 21, 2004

B
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A
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posted by eyeballkid at 10:02 PM on October 21, 2004 [1 favorite]

IS THERE ALSO A "ME TOO" DAY?
posted by clevershark at 10:03 PM on October 21, 2004

aWWW cRAP mINE'S bROKEN.
posted by karmaville at 10:03 PM on October 21, 2004

CAPSLOCK FILTER!
posted by Quartermass at 10:04 PM on October 21, 2004

ITS LIKE A HAIRCUT ONLY FOR THE MIND!!!!1!1!!!
posted by quonsar at 10:05 PM on October 21, 2004

MiNe Is BrOkEn ToO.
posted by litlnemo at 10:05 PM on October 21, 2004

     ____   _________  ______   _________    ____  ___________
    /  _/  / ____/   |/_  __/  /_  __/   |  / __ \/ ____/ ___/
    / /   / __/ / /| | / /      / / / /| | / /_/ / __/  \__ \ 
  _/ /   / /___/ ___ |/ /      / / / ___ |/ ____/ /___ ___/ / 
 /___/  /_____/_/  |_/_/      /_/ /_/  |_/_/   /_____//____/  

posted by Pretty_Generic at 10:08 PM on October 21, 2004

1978: TWINKIE DEFENSE

2002: CAPS LOCK DEFENSE

THERE'S CHANGE IN THE AIR MY FRIENDS
posted by LimePi at 10:09 PM on October 21, 2004

[OMGWTF THIS IS SO GOOD I CALL CAPSFILTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
posted by qDot at 10:17 PM on October 21, 2004

OMG WTF GYOBFW TANSTAAFL BYOB BBQ SFW STFU IIRC IAMAL IAMAD MI !!!!!!!11111ONEONE11ONE1!!!!!11
posted by ifjuly at 10:19 PM on October 21, 2004

THIS IS GOOD FOR THE INTERNETS
posted by mrcircles at 10:21 PM on October 21, 2004

                               __---__
                            _-       _--______
                       __--( /     \ )XXXXXXXXXXXXX_
                     --XXX(   O   O  )XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX-
                    /XXX(       U     )        XXXXXXX                  /XXXXX(              )--_  XXXXXXXXXXX                 /XXXXX/ (      O     )   XXXXXX   \XXXXX                 XXXXX/   /            XXXXXX   \__ \XXXXX----
                 XXXXXX__/          XXXXXX         \__----  -
         ---___  XXX__/          XXXXXX      \__         ---
           --  --__/   ___/\  XXXXXX            /  ___---=
             -_    ___/    XXXXXX              '--- XXXXXX
               --\/XXX\ XXXXXX                      /XXXXX
                 \XXXXXXXXX                        /XXXXX/
                  \XXXXXX                        _/XXXXX/
                    \XXXXX--__/              __-- XXXX/
                     --XXXXXXX---------------  XXXXX--
                        \XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX-
                          --XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX-

posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 10:23 PM on October 21, 2004

WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
posted by Dreamghost at 10:24 PM on October 21, 2004

Thanks, now I've got a migraine.
posted by fenriq at 10:25 PM on October 21, 2004

what's caps lock?


OMG LOL! I AM SO FRIXIN MEGACUL! THIS ROXORS!
posted by bradth27 at 10:29 PM on October 21, 2004

bradth is a sellout. end of story.
posted by Ufez Jones at 10:31 PM on October 21, 2004

GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER
posted by mrcircles at 10:31 PM on October 21, 2004

i mUST prACTICE...geTTInG NERVoUs...
posted by lightweight at 10:33 PM on October 21, 2004

*yawn*
posted by esch at 10:34 PM on October 21, 2004

WHY DO YOU HATE ME Y2KARL????

AM I NOT PRETTY????
posted by Dreamghost at 10:34 PM on October 21, 2004

UFEZ JONES SUCKS STARFISH! LOL
posted by bradth27 at 10:37 PM on October 21, 2004

posted by cmonkey at 10:38 PM on October 21, 2004

G O D W I N
posted by Dreamghost at 10:47 PM on October 21, 2004

MY CAPS LOCK LIGHT IS GREEN AND MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HAS AN INDENTATION AS IF TO SAY "CAPS LOCK IS BIGGER THAN SOMETHING ELSE" AND REPRESENTATIVE OF THAT SOMETHING ELSE IS THE INDENTATION. OMGWTFBEANS!!!!
posted by DyRE at 10:47 PM on October 21, 2004

posted by DyRE at 10:47 PM on October 21, 2004

BEST THREAD EVER IT MADE MY DAY AND NO I AM NOT AFRAID OF PEOPLE WHO TALK THAT LOUD ON THE NET ANYMORE IT IS JUST THE WAY THEY ARE AFTER ALL.
posted by Sijeka at 10:50 PM on October 21, 2004

DEAR BRAD

THIS IS YOUR MOM. HAHA YOU KNEW THAT. ARE YOU STILL COMING DOWN THIS WEEKEND. I WILL MAKE STEW.

I JUST BOUGHT A TOY BANJO ON EBAY FOR A DOLLAR.

LOVE YOUR MOM
posted by bradth27 at 10:53 PM on October 21, 2004

BRAD

YOUR MOM IS SPENDING ALL THE MONEY ON EBAY. I MIGHT HAVE TO SELL MY TRACTOR. LOL.
COME DOWN THIS WEEKEND AND SHE WILL MAKE STEW. I WANT TO GO FISHING.

SEE YOU THEN DAD
posted by bradth27 at 10:56 PM on October 21, 2004

LOVE YOUR MOM

I LOVE YOUR MOM TOO BRAD ( . ) ( . )

HUBBA HUBBA
posted by The God Complex at 10:57 PM on October 21, 2004

YOU ARE GETTING VERY DIZZY





YOU ARE GETTING VERY DIZZY

posted by H. Roark at 10:59 PM on October 21, 2004

WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING TO YOU EVER THINK WOW HOW EASY WOULD IT BE TO RUN THAT PERSON OVER OR MAYBE IF YOU'RE ON THE SIDEWALK HOW EASY IT WOULD BE JUST TO PUSH THEM INTO TRAFFIC HAHAHAHAHA WE ALL THINK ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT AND THEN HOW WE'D ESCAPE USING TECHNIQUES WE LEARNED FROM CSI AND WOULD IT REALLY WORK TO KILL SOMEONE WITH AN ICICLE? IT WOULD HAVE TO BE REALLY SHARP AND MAYBE GRISSOM WOULD FIGURE IT OUT ANYWAY.
posted by The God Complex at 10:59 PM on October 21, 2004

GOD COMPLEX I WILL KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU WERE HERE I SWEAR TO GOD YOU KNOW IT. LUSER HAH
posted by bradth27 at 11:02 PM on October 21, 2004

posted by cmonkey at 11:02 PM on October 21, 2004

THIS WORLD IS ONLY GONNA BREAK YOUR HEART
posted by DyRE at 11:03 PM on October 21, 2004

The markup... ahem... THE MARKUP ON THE CAPSLOCK PAGE IS ALL LOWERCASE STOP OBSERVE THE PAGE SOURCE STOP ALL TEXT LOWERCASE STOP EMPLOYS CSS TEXT UPPERCASE TRANSFORM TO GIVE APPEARANCE OF HAVING BEEN TYPED IN CAPS STOP PAGE AUTHOR A FRAUD STOP
posted by tss at 11:04 PM on October 21, 2004

LOGIC WILL BREAK YOUR HEART.
posted by The God Complex at 11:06 PM on October 21, 2004

SQUEEZE
posted by tss at 11:08 PM on October 21, 2004

CAPS

LOCK

DAY



HURRAH
posted by LimePi at 11:08 PM on October 21, 2004

FRAUD WILL NOT BE TOLERATED

posted by DyRE at 11:09 PM on October 21, 2004

LETS GET THE PARTY STARTED *THROWS CHEESE*
posted by c at 11:14 PM on October 21, 2004

i hate you all.
posted by Ufez Jones at 11:15 PM on October 21, 2004

posted by cmonkey at 11:15 PM on October 21, 2004

posted by quonsar at 11:17 PM on October 21, 2004

Ufez Jones:


OHES NOES!
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 11:17 PM on October 21, 2004

WHAT A GREAT DAY!! I WOULD HAVE THIS DAY AGAIN! A++++!!
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 11:22 PM on October 21, 2004

posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 11:25 PM on October 21, 2004

posted by cmonkey at 11:28 PM on October 21, 2004

HE'S NOT CONVENTIONALLY HANDSOME, HE'LL NEVER BE TALL
posted by scarabic at 11:29 PM on October 21, 2004

STEVE_AT_LINWOOD SUPPORTED CAPS LOCK DAY BEFORE HE POSTED AGAINST IT.

FLIP FLOPPER :(
posted by LimePi at 11:29 PM on October 21, 2004

CAPSLOCK DAY IS APOLITICAL STEVE
posted by cmonkey at 11:29 PM on October 21, 2004

STEVE AT YOU N00B THAT SIGN IS NOT IN CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK DAY IS FOR EVERYONE NO MATTER RACE CREED OR POLITICAL PERSUASION HAPPY HAPPY CAPS LOCK FUN DAY EVERYONE!
posted by Salmonberry at 11:29 PM on October 21, 2004

WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN, AND IT HURTS INSIDE
YA' GOTTA TAKE A STAND, IT DON'T HELP TO HIDE

IF YOU HURT MY FRIENDS, CAN YOU HURT MY PRIDE
I GOTTA BE A MAN, I CAN'T LET IT SLIDE
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT - FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE

WELL I'M FEELING STRONG ABOUT RIGHT AND WRONG (OOO YEAH)
AND I DON'T TAKE TROUBLE FOR VERY LONG,
I GOT SOMETHIN' DEEP INSIDE OF ME
COURAGE IS THE THING THAT KEEPS US FREE

I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT - FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE

I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT - FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE

IF YOU HURT MY FRIENDS, CAN YOU HURT MY PRIDE
I GOTTA BE A MAN, I CAN'T LET IT SLIDE
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT - FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE
posted by Dreamghost at 11:30 PM on October 21, 2004

WWWW.CAPSLOCKKEYSFORTRUTH.COM
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 11:30 PM on October 21, 2004

NOT TO BE POLITICAL BUT MY FRIENDS TELL ME CAPS CONVEYS STRENGTH, INTEGRITY, STEADFASTNESS

TAKE THAT, ELECTORAL-VOTE.INTERNETS/RUMOURS
posted by DyRE at 11:33 PM on October 21, 2004

WWW.REDHOTANALSLUTSFORTRUTHWHOHAPPENTOLIKEALLCAPSDAYDECRYPARTISANSHIP.COM
posted by trondant at 11:33 PM on October 21, 2004

YOU FORGOT POLAND!
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 11:34 PM on October 21, 2004

UFEZ IS A L4M3Z0R 4 NOT LOVING THE CAPS LOCK
posted by Salmonberry at 11:36 PM on October 21, 2004

UFEZ IS A L4M3Z0R 4 NOT LOVING THE CAPS LOCK

yeah, 'cos the canucks invented uh, anything....evar!. Mrs. Gilmour!
posted by Ufez Jones at 11:40 PM on October 21, 2004

EVERY BODY'S COMING HOME FOR CAP LOCKS DAY
LAST NITE THERE WERE CAPS LOCK ON MY LAWN
TAKE THE CAPS LOCKS BOWLING
TAKE THEM BOWLING
posted by eyeballkid at 11:40 PM on October 21, 2004

UFEZ I CANNOT READ YOUR COMMENTS WHEN YOU USE SUCH TINY TYPE
posted by Salmonberry at 11:41 PM on October 21, 2004

IS THIS BETTER SALMONBERRY?
posted by Kwantsar at 11:43 PM on October 21, 2004

OR THIS?
posted by Kwantsar at 11:44 PM on October 21, 2004

POKEY?

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!

HELLO SEXY WORLD!!!

HAVE SOME ARCTIC CIRCLE-CANDY!
posted by Dagobert at 11:45 PM on October 21, 2004

"UFEZ I CANNOT READ YOUR COMMENTS WHEN YOU USE SUCH TINY TYPE"

IT'S A TRAP!
posted by DyRE at 11:46 PM on October 21, 2004

UFEZ I CANNOT READ YOUR COMMENTS WHEN YOU USE SUCH TINY TYPE

If I type slower, on a circle of paper, will it help?
posted by Ufez Jones at 11:47 PM on October 21, 2004

WHY DOES UFEZ HATE OUR WAY OF LIFE?
posted by LimePi at 11:48 PM on October 21, 2004

YOU'LL WORKER HARDER WITH A PIKE IN YOUR BACK
FOR A BOWL OF PONIES A DAY
posted by trondant at 11:49 PM on October 21, 2004

UFEZ IS INTIMIDATED BY PEOPLE WITH BIG LETTERS HE IS SCARED SO HE ACTS OUT AGAINST IT
posted by Salmonberry at 11:50 PM on October 21, 2004

THE VICE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER IS GAY!
posted by tsarfan at 11:54 PM on October 21, 2004

see, you listen to bandwagon jumpers like the tronsvestite and the tunafruit, and all the sudden you find yourself on the bad end of a Steinbeck novel, drunk and burning all of your assets. is that what you want? I highly doubt it.
posted by Ufez Jones at 11:54 PM on October 21, 2004

IT IS>
posted by DyRE at 11:57 PM on October 21, 2004

IF YOU'D SIMPLY GIVE IN TO YOUR BASER INSTINCTS AND JOIN US THEN YOU'D....WELL YOU'D STILL BURN STUFF AND THAT'S AWESOME BUT YOU'D DO IT IN ALL CAPS WHICH IS DOUBLE PLUS EXCELLENT AWESOME.
posted by Salmonberry at 11:57 PM on October 21, 2004

that's just silly.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:58 PM on October 21, 2004

I TOLD YOU, IT'S A CONESTOGA, NOT A BANDWAGON. SCROLL UP IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.
posted by trondant at 11:59 PM on October 21, 2004

AND IT STICKS LIKE A BROKEN CAPS LOCK
EVERYTHING STICKS LIKE A BROKEN CAPS LOCK
EVERYTHING STICKS UNTIL IT GOES AWAY
AND THE TRUTH IS WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
posted by eyeballkid at 12:01 AM on October 22, 2004

I knew this thread was going to be all in caps lock, AHA, I GOTCHA!

THEN YOU DESERVE THIZ:


posted by samelborp at 12:03 AM on October 22, 2004

THAT MAKES NO SENSE BUT THANKS FOR COMING OUT COACH
posted by cmonkey at 12:12 AM on October 22, 2004

Sorry. I apppear to have stumbled onto b3ta by mistake. I'll be on my way...
posted by benzo8 at 12:14 AM on October 22, 2004

THERE IS NO "K" IN SPANISH LANGUAGE, YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED
posted by neckro23 at 12:23 AM on October 22, 2004

COME ALIVE IN THE HOUSE THAT SCREAMS!!!1!!!11
posted by sklero at 1:22 AM on October 22, 2004

posted by taz at 1:45 AM on October 22, 2004

Taz, who is that? Not Valerie Bertinelli...
posted by gen at 1:56 AM on October 22, 2004

Susan Dey.
posted by taz at 2:17 AM on October 22, 2004

WhEn CaN wE hAvE a LiVeJoUrNaL tEeNaGeR dAy?

I hAtE bRaDtH's DaD, aNd MiNe ToO...

LiStEnInG tO - SoMe CoRpOrAtE sHiT-rOcK
mOoD - hOrMoNaLlY cHaRgEd AnD pOsSiBlY dEpReSsEd
posted by longbaugh at 3:16 AM on October 22, 2004

YAY.
posted by ginz at 3:24 AM on October 22, 2004

I HAVE SUCCUMBED TO TEH SILLY. GABBA GABBA HEY!


posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 3:26 AM on October 22, 2004

U F0RGoT 0LD M3Me, B1TCH3z!!!!!!
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 3:35 AM on October 22, 2004

KERRYWINS
posted by Pretty_Generic at 3:41 AM on October 22, 2004

So on CAPS LOCK DAY, can we like, exchange gifts and shit?
posted by LouReedsSon at 3:59 AM on October 22, 2004

i've got my caps lock key on and i'm pressing shift with my free thumb ... typing like this is a pain in the ass
posted by pyramid termite at 4:44 AM on October 22, 2004

EYE MIST TEH PARTAY. FCUK.
posted by sciurus at 4:58 AM on October 22, 2004

CAPSLOCK DAY!

YAY!


ALL I GOT WAS COAL :(
posted by Stynxno at 5:03 AM on October 22, 2004

OH LORD. NOW THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE ALL IN CAPS TOO!
IS MATT DRUDGE MY PERSONAL DEMON?
posted by mmahaffie at 5:13 AM on October 22, 2004

But, that's not Caps Lock! That's my control key.

SOB!
posted by eriko at 5:20 AM on October 22, 2004

BLOC MAIUSC R0X0RS TEH CAPSLOCK. ON BLOC MAIUSC EVE, TEH BLOC MAIUSC FAIRY MAKES THE BLOC MAIUSC KEY STICKY WITH SPECIAL BLOC MAIUSC FAIRY FLIUD LOL!!111 BUON FESTE DEL BLOC MAIUSC

/I's got one of them furrin keypad thingys
posted by romakimmy at 5:32 AM on October 22, 2004

I LOVE YOU GUYS : >
posted by amberglow at 6:00 AM on October 22, 2004

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLALLWORKANDNOPLAYMAKESJACKADULLBOYLOLOLOLOLOL
posted by tommasz at 6:11 AM on October 22, 2004

"ALL I GOT WAS COAL :("

I GOT A ROCK.

/CHARLIEBROWN
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:18 AM on October 22, 2004

THIS IS PAYBACK TO MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL FOR INSISTING WE ALWAYS USE SHIFT. YOU BASTARDS.

NYAH NYAH NYAH
posted by casarkos at 6:24 AM on October 22, 2004

HAHAHA I AM USING SHITFD TO TIPE THIS MESG OMG NO J/K

HHAY LOOK SHIFT+ENTER IS THE SAME AS ENTER

BUT CAPSLOCK ENTER IS BETTER I JUST USD IE!@!T!!!

SHITFD IS THAT A LUNIX DEMON!?!?!1!!1!! HAHA NERD

SRTYNXNO IS A NERD

IM SAYTING HOME SICK 2DAY ISNYT THTT GREAT?

U MAY BE AMUSED TO KNOW THAT ALL TYPOS IN THIS MESSG ARE GENUIN. OK MOST OF THEM NAYWYS. 4 SERIOUS.
posted by cyrusdogstar at 6:31 AM on October 22, 2004

WHAT'D YOU GET FOR CAPSLOCK DAY?

I GOT IRAQ.
-- GWB
posted by soyjoy at 6:51 AM on October 22, 2004

fucking nerds...
posted by i_cola at 6:54 AM on October 22, 2004

CWAPS LLOCK?
posted by mr.marx at 6:57 AM on October 22, 2004

,MARQUEE.,BLINK.CAPS LOCK FOREBVER,?BLINK.,?MARQUEE.
posted by donth at 7:03 AM on October 22, 2004

I wish you'd all stop shouting, I can hear you down here!
posted by Tarrama at 7:28 AM on October 22, 2004

"TOO MANY GOOD DOCS ARE GETTING OUT OF THE BUSINESS. TOO MANY OB/GYN'S AREN'T ABLE TO PRACTICE THEIR LOVE WITH WOMEN ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY." - GEORGE BUSH, SEPT. 6, 2004, POPLAR BLUFF, MO.
posted by y6y6y6 at 7:38 AM on October 22, 2004

"MORE SELDOM THAN NOT, THE MOVIES GIVES US EXQUISITE SEX AND WHOLESOME VIOLENCE, THAT UNDERSCORES OUR VALUES. EVERY TWO CHILD DID. I WILL." - GEORGE W. BUSH
posted by y6y6y6 at 7:56 AM on October 22, 2004

i still hate you all. with the smell of burning plastic.
posted by Ufez Jones at 7:57 AM on October 22, 2004

DO YOU NEED A COMPUTER MACHINE FOR THIS CAPS LOCK DAY?
posted by chandy72 at 8:05 AM on October 22, 2004

posted by tomharpel at 8:20 AM on October 22, 2004

CAPS LOCK.

IT'S NOT JUST FOR USENET ASSHATS ANY MORE.
posted by alumshubby at 8:36 AM on October 22, 2004

HIGH TECH IS POTENT, PRECISE, AND IN THE END, UNBEATABLE. THE TRUTH IS, IT REMINDS A LOT OF PEOPLE OF THE WAY I PITCH HORSESHOES. WOULD YOU BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE? WOULD YOU BELIEVE OUR DOG?
-- GEORGE H.W. BUSH
posted by straight at 10:09 AM on October 22, 2004

FLEOEVDETYHOEUPROEONREWMEILECSOFMOERSGTIRVAENRGEEARDSTVHIESBIITBTLHEEPSRIACYK
posted by straight at 10:15 AM on October 22, 2004

*SNIFF*
I LOBE YOUU GUYZ.
posted by Hackworth at 10:15 AM on October 22, 2004

You'll feel sorry tomorrow.
posted by semmi at 10:33 AM on October 22, 2004

WHERE O WHERE HAS MY BLUEBIRD GONE
posted by solistrato at 11:02 AM on October 22, 2004

I SAW THE GREATEST MINDS OF MY GENERATION DESTROYED BY MADNESS
posted by solistrato at 11:07 AM on October 22, 2004

(I'm late but who cares RIGHT???)
WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE !!!!!!!!!

I KISS YOU !!!!!

and don't forget the HAMPSTERDANCE!!!
posted by fionab at 11:11 AM on October 22, 2004

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HAMPSTERS.
posted by quonsar at 11:13 AM on October 22, 2004

SO ANYWAY I'D BE RUBBING YOUR BIG BOOBS AND GETTING YOUR NIPPLES REALLY HARD KINDA KISSING YOUR NECK FROM BEHIND AND THEN I WOULD TAKE THE OTHER HAND WITH THE FALAFEL THING AND I'D PUT IT ON YOUR PUSSY BUT YOU'D HAVE TO DO IT REALLY LIGHT JUST KIND OF A TEASE BUSINESS
posted by solistrato at 11:28 AM on October 22, 2004

THIS THREAD IS THE GREATEST PIECE OF COLLABORATIVE ANARCHISTIC HUMOR SINCE MONTY MET PYTHON!!!

EVEN QUONSAR GAVE UP THE LOWER CASE! AWESOME!

BUT DID ANYBODY NOTICE?

OMG!!! THIS IS A PRO-BUSH THREAD!!! ROFLMAO!!!

THE ONLY OLD SKOOL INTRAWEB ICON MISSING FROM THIS CLUSTERFARK IS...
(on preview, somebody just mentioned it...)


there. that does it.

and thanks to you hardy souls who waited for this page to reload just to see this
posted by wendell at 11:30 AM on October 22, 2004

ufez: let's run away to poland together
posted by kozad at 11:33 AM on October 22, 2004

CAPS LOCK DAY IS THE BESTEST HOLIDAY EVER!
posted by Salmonberry at 12:03 PM on October 22, 2004

GOOD EVENING GENTLEMAN,

URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL

I AM WIDOW OF TEH LATE NIGERIAN HEAD OF STATE,
GEN. GHYSLAIN ABACHA. AFTER HE DEATH OF MY L33T
HUSBAND WHO DIED MYSTERIOUSLY AS A RESULT OF
HAMPSTER DANCING, I WAS INFORMED BY OUR LAWYER,
MAHIR CAGRI THAT, MY HUSBAND WHO AT THAT TIME
WAS THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA, CALLED HIM AND
CONDUCTED HIM ROUND HIS APARTMENT AND SHOWED
HIM FOUR METAL BOXES CONTAINING MONEY ALL IN
FOREIGN EXCHANGE AND HE EQUALLY MADE HIM BELIEVE
THAT ALL THOSE BOX ARE BELONG TO US OVERSEAS
COUNTERPART FOR PERSONAL INVESTMENT IN NTERNETS.

MR MATHOWIE CABLES YOU NEED CASH FOR BEST
THREAD EVAR STOP MY SWITZERLAND BANK ACCOUNT
INSTRUCTED TO ADVANCE YOU UP TO US$22,000,000.00
STOP HEEHAW AND MERRY CAPLOCK DAY SAM WAINWRIGHT.
posted by sixfoot6 at 12:15 PM on October 22, 2004

IF THERE'S A BUSTLE IN YOUR CAPS LOCK
posted by swift at 12:35 PM on October 22, 2004

??? ?????????? ???? ?????!!
posted by pyramid termite at 12:54 PM on October 22, 2004

OH HELL ... IT SHOWED UP IN PREVIEW, DAMNIT!!
posted by pyramid termite at 12:57 PM on October 22, 2004

I WILL BURN UFEZ IN HIS CAPS LOCK
posted by Salmonberry at 2:10 PM on October 22, 2004

WAHT IS THIS "PREVEIW?"
posted by eyeballkid at 2:11 PM on October 22, 2004

I TOTALLY HAXX0RD YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT.
posted by moonbird at 2:13 PM on October 22, 2004

CAPS LOCK IS TEH REASON FOR TEH SEASON

OMG, THIS THREAD ROXORS...

MY CAPS LOCK IS PASTEDE ON YAY!
posted by davros42 at 3:29 PM on October 22, 2004

DON'T FORGET THE REASON FOR THE CAPSLOCK SEASON!!!!!




posted by ahughey at 4:06 PM on October 22, 2004

posted by ed\26h at 5:09 PM on October 22, 2004

METAFILTER: OMG, THIS THREAD ROXORS!!!!!!
posted by eriko at 5:49 PM on October 22, 2004

WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
METAFILTER?
posted by yhbc at 7:01 PM on October 22, 2004

[A WAY TO LEARN TRICKS, WOW!!!!!!!!]

posted by semmi at 8:24 PM on October 22, 2004

THIS IS LIKE FIGHT AT SCHOOL WITH EVERYONE GOING FIGHT FIGHT AND ITS EXCITING

THATS WHAT I RECKON ANYWAY
posted by bdave at 10:37 PM on October 23, 2004

I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED CAPS LOCK DAY OR HOW AWESOMELY FAST THIS MARQUEE IS!!!!!11 ZOOM
posted by moift at 9:42 PM on October 25, 2004

YOU KNOW, I HAD-- *ahem* I had this keyboard, and that shit never happened.
posted by mikrophon at 12:12 PM on October 26, 2004