Girlfriend's Lap Pillow

November 14, 2004 8:35 PM

This week's addition to the "Japanese People no nuts, they craaaayzy!" cottage industry. Hot off the heels of the Boyfriend Arm Pillow, your boyfriend can now wrap his other arm around some hot heels. Yes, it's the Girlfriend Lap Pillow. The only thing I can think of right now is that it looks uncomfortably angled for head use. Oh, and that it's completely insane.
posted by Stan Chin (23 comments total)

How much for an authentically human one?
posted by Busithoth at 8:48 PM on November 14, 2004

Can you fuck it? 'Cause I'd want to fuck it.

Maybe I'd want to fuck it. I don't know.
posted by ColdChef at 8:55 PM on November 14, 2004

I'm just wondering about that 'notch' they mentioned in the article. Not what I am imagining, I hope.

Either way, I am fairly sure my girlfriend wouldn't let me have one.
posted by sycophant at 9:01 PM on November 14, 2004

Yeah, but how are its pubes trimmed?
posted by Space Coyote at 9:05 PM on November 14, 2004

It has to be realistic if I am going to buy one.
posted by Keyser Soze at 9:05 PM on November 14, 2004

coldchef!
posted by goneill at 9:40 PM on November 14, 2004

*reads article* "... Those craaaaaaazy Japanese..."
*reads comments*

...

*spews OJ all over monitor*
posted by SpecialK at 10:06 PM on November 14, 2004

I'll wait for the Walmart knockoff.
posted by drezdn at 10:48 PM on November 14, 2004

I mean, I always thought the body pillows were a little frisky....
posted by Sellersburg/Speed at 10:54 PM on November 14, 2004

Bawdy pillows, morelike.
posted by rushmc at 10:56 PM on November 14, 2004

All I know is that this pillow is gettin with someone's baby mama.
posted by Sellersburg/Speed at 11:51 PM on November 14, 2004

Don't you think the maroon skirt is better? The black skirt makes her ass look kinda big doesn't it? Either one would look great at the bottom of my freezer though :)
posted by DrDoberman at 2:58 AM on November 15, 2004

Does it come with matching shams?
posted by orange swan at 5:07 AM on November 15, 2004

"Well, not o-nly a toy for children, but we wanted it to also be a product for adults."

Whaaaa...?
posted by orange swan at 5:16 AM on November 15, 2004

It was aimed at males from their late teens to early twenties
Orange, maybe children is bawd translation.
posted by thomcatspike at 5:30 AM on November 15, 2004

They've really missed the mark by not making the skirt a more schoolgirl-type one. I think the Japanese mindset may have become sanitized by too much western influence.
posted by clevershark at 5:40 AM on November 15, 2004

i wouldn't kick it out of bed.
posted by glenwood at 7:37 AM on November 15, 2004

All the lonely people, where do they all come from?
All the lonely people, where do they all belong?
I look at all the lonely people
posted by elpapacito at 9:02 AM on November 15, 2004

This boyfriend's arm....does it vibrate?
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 9:15 AM on November 15, 2004

ColdChef: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE REST OF HER TORSO YOU MINGY BODYSNATCHER?
posted by loquacious at 9:20 AM on November 15, 2004

I want one. If only for the art value. It's sculpture! :D
posted by zoogleplex at 10:38 AM on November 15, 2004

loquacious, maybe he tied the pieces to some helium balloons?
posted by Sangre Azul at 11:35 AM on November 15, 2004

There's also the Japanese game show, Bitch Slap {mov}
posted by dobbs at 9:10 PM on November 15, 2004