Spiky Bras! Wheee!

December 2, 2004 10:35 AM

Do you like boobs? Do you like spikes? How about boobs that look like blowfish? Spiky Bras is an innovative concept, to say the least. Bras (and other, related underthings) covered with spikes. Why not? Give people the impression you have 300, 400 nipples! But why stop there? They have feathery bras and flowery bras and men's underpants that talk (ie. "I'm a horny 'lil devil!"). This may seem crass and juvenile but nothing is as cool as the glowing cactus that now tops my Christmas list. The site is relatively SWF, that is, if you think looking at pictures of boobs stuffed in bras covered with what looks like white, plastic Hershey's kisses is safe for your workplace.
posted by E_B_A (16 comments total)

When you think about it, all men's underpants talk.
posted by spock at 11:36 AM on December 2, 2004

I saw them at a recent street fair in Oakland (CA). They all looked pretty stupid. As did the women trying them on.

No men were trying any on, but I would presume they'd look stupid as well.
posted by obfusciatrist at 11:47 AM on December 2, 2004

I'll say it is relatively single white females.
posted by mic stand at 11:55 AM on December 2, 2004

Well, it's not that innovative...
posted by nickmark at 11:56 AM on December 2, 2004

Since you ask, I've never liked Hooters in a Blowfish. I thought their music was shite.
posted by davehat at 12:04 PM on December 2, 2004

That is the female-est torso I've ever seen wearing those "men's" underpants.
posted by graventy at 12:19 PM on December 2, 2004

Davehat - Go to your room. We won't be having that kind of clever snarkiness in this house.
posted by kahboom at 1:04 PM on December 2, 2004

When you think about it, all men's underpants talk.

Yes... but at least they're brief.

(runs, dodging rotten fruit and eggs)
posted by Darkman at 1:46 PM on December 2, 2004

I do say, this is good.
posted by adampsyche at 2:05 PM on December 2, 2004

Graventy: That is the female-est torso I've ever seen wearing those "men's" underpants.

Hmm, you're right. I wonder if they just ran out of men's torsos and slapped that brief onto a female torso. That thing is pretty devoid of, well, thing.

E_B_A - before click the links, I thought you were talking about fetish gear (you know, leather w/ silver studs/spikes).
posted by PurplePorpoise at 3:10 PM on December 2, 2004

Mammatus!
posted by roboto at 3:48 PM on December 2, 2004

I like regular undergarmets, really. Actually, I'm sort of a closet nudist. I always wear clothes in public.
posted by Kleptophoria! at 4:00 PM on December 2, 2004

Those cacti illuminati are da bomb, but I can't tell how big they are. Four inches? Twelve?
posted by arakasi at 6:31 PM on December 2, 2004

I bet they get a lot of women with the blowish bra since "This padded push-up bra ... adds a full cup size."

At $250, that's a steal!
posted by Monday at 7:38 PM on December 2, 2004

The top Madonna wears in "Material Girl" immediately jumps to mind. Two gigantic spikes.
posted by mek at 8:39 PM on December 2, 2004

I think they're hilarious, in a tacky sort of way. Would make for an interesting addition to a halloween costume though.
posted by Nenna at 11:56 PM on December 2, 2004