Butt Fun

December 7, 2004 6:09 PM

7 Lightbulbs, 3 Flashlights, and 1 Kangaroo Tumor - A database (of sorts) of objects that have found themselves lodged in rectums. (probably SFW)
posted by mervin_shnegwood (17 comments total)

This is among the absolute oldest novelty websites in existence.
posted by Space Coyote at 6:18 PM on December 7, 2004

You never know who has and hasn't seen something though.

I have been online about ten years, had never seen it. *shrug*
posted by weretable and the undead chairs at 6:22 PM on December 7, 2004

man, wait til you see the 'i kiss you!' guy site, and the dancing hamsters, and the 'what's wrong with this picture' page that screams after 30 seconds, and goatse and tubgirl and yer gonna love this 'all your base' thing...
posted by quonsar at 6:31 PM on December 7, 2004

Wow, I feel really left out of the loop. Sorry for bombarding all your screens with unwanted ass.
posted by mervin_shnegwood at 6:34 PM on December 7, 2004

well i've never seen it.
posted by puke & cry at 6:43 PM on December 7, 2004

I have seen it, but if it's been updated, well, then, it's worth seeing again. You can never have too many absurd rectal objects.
posted by Savannah at 6:44 PM on December 7, 2004

I don't WANT to be exposed to old sites!

Besides, it doesn't even mention the Fusili Jerry.

Nice try, though, mervin...
posted by wendell at 6:44 PM on December 7, 2004

A holiday classic! This is one of those that you to get faxed around.
posted by geekyguy at 7:07 PM on December 7, 2004

I propose UeberMetaFilter for cranky guys whose personal web cache rivals that of google.
posted by phoffmann at 7:17 PM on December 7, 2004

I wondered where that site was! I searched forever a few years back to show someone and couldn't find the damn thing.

This time I'm bookmarking it.
posted by shepd at 7:27 PM on December 7, 2004

I thin this is a good time to bring up Bob, the anal fisure.
posted by Mick at 7:49 PM on December 7, 2004

I'd never seen it before, and it made me laugh for the first time today. So not to worry, mervin, some of us appreciated it.
posted by jokeefe at 8:40 PM on December 7, 2004

Best. Website. Ever.
posted by mcstayinskool at 9:32 PM on December 7, 2004

You can never have too many absurd rectal objects.

Try five rabbits and get back to me on that.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 11:11 PM on December 7, 2004

You can never have too many absurd rectal objects

A relative of mine is a radiologist and he says every x-ray department in which he's worked keeps a "greatest hits" file like this. He's seen a coat hangar, cucumbers, carrots, a golf ball, soap-on-a-rope, a mustard jar--the code phrase in that hospital for FBiR was,"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"
posted by fandango_matt at 11:40 PM on December 7, 2004

What, no gerbils?
posted by nofundy at 4:53 AM on December 8, 2004

There's a prof at UTMB (med school) that gives a slide presentation called the Rectal Horror Picture Show. I hear it is quite something to behold.
posted by kamikazegopher at 5:43 AM on December 8, 2004