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January 19, 2005 6:16 AM   Subscribe

One does not simply walk into Mortor.
posted by swift (61 comments total)

 
"NINJA WIZARDS!"

That was wonderful. Makes the whole fart-joke overdub from a while back look that much sadder.
posted by cortex at 6:23 AM on January 19, 2005


That is awesome.
posted by sciurus at 6:26 AM on January 19, 2005


Cute.
posted by WolfDaddy at 6:28 AM on January 19, 2005


Not bad.. but I've seen better.
posted by thirteenkiller at 6:29 AM on January 19, 2005


Oh, that was funny as hell! Thanks for my morning laugh...now I can face the work day a little cheerier.
posted by Sharktattoo at 6:29 AM on January 19, 2005


Reminds me of Ultimas long past...
posted by cheaily at 6:30 AM on January 19, 2005


I've now seen a half-dozen or so of these (this is a good one). Was there a contest somewhere?
posted by chicobangs at 6:34 AM on January 19, 2005


My cube mates are once again questioning my sanity. Thanks swift that was great.
posted by Mitheral at 6:39 AM on January 19, 2005


Dear Mr Boromir,

I am, I regret to inform, unavailable on that weekend.

If, however, you would consider rescheduling for the weekend of the 13th, I'm sure that Ms NinjaWizard and I would be delighted to discuss terms further.

Yours sincerely,
- NinjaPirate
xxx
posted by NinjaPirate at 6:40 AM on January 19, 2005


That was funny, I just hope Sean Bean is never reduced to doing acting parts that require him to say 'Fricking Awesome'
posted by biffa at 6:42 AM on January 19, 2005


I've now seen a half-dozen or so of these (this is a good one). Was there a contest somewhere?

On Something Awful, of course.
posted by Savvas at 6:42 AM on January 19, 2005


Am I the only one who thought this was complete substandard crap?
posted by Summer at 6:55 AM on January 19, 2005


Yes. You're the only one.
posted by kalessin at 6:58 AM on January 19, 2005


I was unimpressed up until "Yes, but you're not a ninja."
Bwahahahahahah
posted by dougunderscorenelso at 6:59 AM on January 19, 2005


Eh...
posted by ColdChef at 7:00 AM on January 19, 2005


Naw, summer. ;) I'm sure hardcore Tolkien fans are twitching everywhere at the mention of Ninjas in some sort of Middle Earth context. ;)
posted by taursir at 7:07 AM on January 19, 2005


Original SomethingAwful thread

Not that I regularly visit SomethingAwful.

Seriously.
posted by toftflin at 7:08 AM on January 19, 2005


I've actually hung out with Boromir, and he's exactly like that. Good job.
posted by Hildago at 7:11 AM on January 19, 2005


"I've actually hung out with Boromir, and he's exactly like that. Good job" Posted by Hidalgo surely.
posted by fullerine at 7:27 AM on January 19, 2005


I didn't see or read any of LOTR, and I thought this was nice & funny. And just exactly long enough.
posted by soyjoy at 7:28 AM on January 19, 2005


Not bad, but could have been MUCH smaller file size. QuickTime or Flash would have been much better vehicles for this.
posted by Scoo at 7:32 AM on January 19, 2005


Am I the only one who thought this was complete substandard crap?

Not only did I think it substandard, it wasn't even interesting enough to rate an eyebrow twitch.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 7:42 AM on January 19, 2005


Do you have stairs in your house?
posted by RubiX^3 at 8:00 AM on January 19, 2005


I liked it. It made me laugh. So do all the haters. They make me laugh because they are not NINJAS.
posted by OmieWise at 8:02 AM on January 19, 2005


Am I the only one who thought this was complete substandard crap?

Not only did I think it substandard, it wasn't even interesting enough to rate an eyebrow twitch.


I agree...That was three-ish minutes of my life that I'll never get back.
posted by LunaticFringe at 8:05 AM on January 19, 2005


Lame.
posted by ludwig_van at 8:07 AM on January 19, 2005


Funny, I hope to see more of these
posted by Numenorian at 8:19 AM on January 19, 2005


The catapult series from the SA thread is funny as hell if you liked this one.
posted by Cyrano at 8:26 AM on January 19, 2005


And yes, I think this is really odd...especially that first message left.
posted by Hands of Manos at 8:29 AM on January 19, 2005


oops--I meant to post -- It was better than Cats! stupid cache!
posted by Hands of Manos at 8:31 AM on January 19, 2005


Damn - I blinked and missed a line!
posted by scarabic at 8:33 AM on January 19, 2005


Funny, but am I the only one getting a bit tired of the whole "Ninjas and Pirates and Robots and Animals-with-Lasers-Attached-to-Them and Zombie Monkey Butlers on Roller Skates are so freakin' awesome!!!!" thing?
posted by Robot Johnny at 8:49 AM on January 19, 2005


Yes. You're the only one.
posted by gubo at 8:52 AM on January 19, 2005


Every time you watch this a fairy dies.
posted by guruguy9 at 8:58 AM on January 19, 2005


Funny, but am I the only one getting a bit tired of the whole "Ninjas and Pirates and Robots and Animals-with-Lasers-Attached-to-Them and Zombie Monkey Butlers on Roller Skates are so freakin' awesome!!!!" thing?

Certainly not.
posted by Summer at 9:05 AM on January 19, 2005


I'm kind of amazed at how well a .gif is able to convey awkward silence. Whoever made this did a good job.

And I kind of agree with robot johnny, I'm getting a little tired of this particular meme in humor, although I still found it funny.
posted by deafmute at 9:23 AM on January 19, 2005


Is it just me, or is it amazing that people would bother to bitch about something like this?
posted by swift at 9:24 AM on January 19, 2005


Funny, but am I the only one getting a bit tired of the whole "Ninjas and Pirates and Robots and Animals-with-Lasers-Attached-to-Them and Zombie Monkey Butlers on Roller Skates are so freakin' awesome!!!!" thing?

You know, Robot Johnny, I'd buy this question if it came from almost any other username.
posted by chicobangs at 9:28 AM on January 19, 2005


Boromir's Imaginary Phone made me swallow my gum.
posted by steef at 9:34 AM on January 19, 2005


So, where can I get me one of these laser-beam-eyed ninja-wizards?
posted by chickygrrl at 10:42 AM on January 19, 2005


You know, Robot Johnny, I'd buy this question if it came from almost any other username.

But my love for robots is completely earnest! (...and sexual)
posted by Robot Johnny at 10:44 AM on January 19, 2005


Check, please!
posted by chicobangs at 10:51 AM on January 19, 2005


I thought the timing was really good, actually.
posted by 235w103 at 11:00 AM on January 19, 2005


The last five or six frames really made this for me. I crave more at work safe links.
posted by Joey Michaels at 11:08 AM on January 19, 2005


I misread something upthread as zombie monkey butts.

I need some fresh air.
posted by konolia at 11:53 AM on January 19, 2005


Boromir's imaginary phone was amusing. The original link: not very funny. I realized at the laser beam eye part that it was going to be the same old crap and closed the window.

Is it just me, or is it amazing that people would bother to bitch about something like this?

It's just you! Oh my, teh funny.
posted by fleacircus at 12:05 PM on January 19, 2005


I realized at the laser beam eye part that it was going to be the same old crap and closed the window.

I felt the same way about the Austin Power rip off laser beam eye thing, but the ending killed me. Maybe I'm too easy. I still want more!
posted by Joey Michaels at 12:23 PM on January 19, 2005


I'm sick of the "Ninjas and Pirates and Robots and Animals-with-Lasers-Attached-to-Them and Zombie Monkey Butlers on Roller Skates are so freakin' awesome!!!!"...

THEY ARE AWESOME! What, are you some sort of commie?
posted by tkchrist at 12:36 PM on January 19, 2005



posted by adampsyche at 12:48 PM on January 19, 2005


I'm with summer. There are 3 things funnier on the b3ta messageboard 1st page right now...





[link 3]

adampsyche wins tho'
posted by i_cola at 1:27 PM on January 19, 2005


updated the link to a mirror at waxy.org
posted by mathowie at 4:26 PM on January 19, 2005


And yes, I think this is really odd...especially that first message left.

?
posted by cortex at 4:43 PM on January 19, 2005


What About a Catapult?
posted by Joey Michaels at 5:16 PM on January 19, 2005


I think I must not be seeing the whole thing. "One does not simply..." and then nothing.
posted by kindall at 6:31 PM on January 19, 2005


Oh, wait, I turned off animated GIFs. Never mind.
posted by kindall at 6:32 PM on January 19, 2005


Anyone do one of these with Boromir saying Okay, we got archers here...Archers here. I'll tell you an old trick... and Aragorn going What is the color of the Boathouse at Pelargir? What is the color of the Boathouse at Pelargir? and I ambushed you with a fucking cup of miruvor!

:awkward silence:
posted by dhartung at 7:46 PM on January 19, 2005


Maybe it's the mead talking, but Elrond's reactions steal the show in any one of these.
posted by evilcolonel at 9:51 PM on January 19, 2005


If it's any consolation dhartung, I at least know what you're talking about.
posted by biffa at 3:00 AM on January 20, 2005


What color is the boathouse at Pelargir?
posted by fidelity at 7:33 AM on January 20, 2005


great stuff.
posted by noizyboy at 5:59 PM on January 24, 2005


How the fuck should I know?
posted by biffa at 1:52 AM on January 25, 2005


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