Toys

January 19, 2005 11:37 AM

For the neighbor kid who keyed your car, for the paperboy who rode his bike through your daisies, for the pack of urchins who were throwing snowballs at your car last week, you now have a wide selection of ideal gifts. Roll to taste.
posted by Gooney (7 comments total)

Why would I want to give the kid who keyed my car his own designer drug-making kit? He should be giving me the kit, dammit.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 11:42 AM on January 19, 2005

Hehehe, funny stuff.

Sadly, the Serial Killer Trading Cards actually existed, once upon a time.
posted by mkultra at 11:44 AM on January 19, 2005

What about Little Johnny Flamethrower?
posted by Devils Rancher at 11:48 AM on January 19, 2005

See also.
posted by Tlogmer at 11:50 AM on January 19, 2005

Reminds me of this classic.
posted by Specklet at 11:57 AM on January 19, 2005

Playmobil! Woo!
posted by SisterHavana at 1:42 PM on January 19, 2005

I think this is a division of Mainway Toys.
posted by scottymacten at 1:46 PM on January 19, 2005