Can you do better than the Commander in Cheif?

February 3, 2005 5:33 AM

George W Bushcertainly makes more sense when you can write his speeches for him. Now only if we could make all of his other decisions...
posted by mule (13 comments total)

Hah! I loved being able to make him say "I am not good for world peace"!

I think all politicians should have to credit their speech writers; that way, we'd know whose words they really were.
posted by fossil_human at 5:54 AM on February 3, 2005

Very funny, but I wish there were more names in the database... FI: Osama Bin Laden, Dick Cheney, Condi etc.
posted by lobstah at 6:04 AM on February 3, 2005

Stump and inauguration speeches, too.
posted by geronimo_rex at 6:07 AM on February 3, 2005

How satisfying to finally hear him speak truth. Here's my favorite sequence: "We will attack the innocent, and kill thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of innocent people, as we have done before. The vulnerable will suffer most. Many Iraqis can hear me tonight -- Your own life will be removed, and we are prepared to do so. That duty falls to me."
posted by Miko at 7:16 AM on February 3, 2005

he said 'duty' huh huh
posted by garfield at 7:36 AM on February 3, 2005

O, I know a lot of people who'll want that.
posted by Beerman at 7:39 AM on February 3, 2005

Yep, I could call in sick and play with this all day long. Very nice find indeed!
posted by fenriq at 8:28 AM on February 3, 2005

what? only one phrase referring to god?
posted by three blind mice at 8:48 AM on February 3, 2005

Lovely, thanks.
posted by livii at 9:09 AM on February 3, 2005

OMG that is fun. I like making him say: " I can shit now"
posted by laurenbove at 9:52 AM on February 3, 2005

oh man, that's good stuff. thanks!
posted by blendor at 10:14 AM on February 3, 2005

that is good stuff, normalized audio fiiles would be ideal.. make things more smooth.
posted by nearo at 1:07 PM on February 3, 2005

heh

Some kind of Graph on the number of mentions about george bush cocaine on the internet since last year
posted by leighm at 2:46 AM on February 10, 2005