wtfwjE?

March 23, 2005 8:13 PM

Eat like an Athiest or eat like Jesus. Because godless heathens know how to make 2 minute microwave cakes while good Christians might whip up the prodigal son's fatted calf.
posted by wtfwjd? (17 comments total)

Ahhh...the most athy recipes of all.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 8:40 PM on March 23, 2005

".....Another type of asceticism is confronting illness, aging and death. She said it is a Lenten time of life when the decision is made to cling to youth or roll with the inevitability of aging as it comes.

“All the things we have that are precious to us are gradually removed,” she said. “I don’t want to suggest that suffering is good for us. Suffering is evil and should be gotten rid of. But religion gives us a way to assign meaning to suffering, to make something holy out of something evil.” "

Holiness. Suffering. Evil.

Christianity, at times, seems to me like a two-legged goat staggering along a cliff hanging mountain pass that wends around the abyss.
posted by troutfishing at 8:47 PM on March 23, 2005

Jesus had good abs, learning what he eats is only useful when supplemented with a stringent workout plan.
posted by Arch Stanton at 8:57 PM on March 23, 2005

Athiest

That's "atheist". A T H E I S T. First the E, then the I. Please make a note of it.
posted by davy at 9:06 PM on March 23, 2005

Christians love vegetables.
posted by orthogonality at 9:08 PM on March 23, 2005

Spicy!
posted by mrgrimm at 9:31 PM on March 23, 2005

The best part about cooking with Jesus is that he makes his own cooking wine.
posted by Down10 at 9:32 PM on March 23, 2005

If Jesus had a cooking show, would he have a band?
posted by brheavy at 9:34 PM on March 23, 2005

I understand it's a simple diet -- mostly fish and bread, and a bit of wine if someone's getting hitched.
posted by clevershark at 9:35 PM on March 23, 2005

I think manna is basically Nabisco Vanilla Wafers.
posted by NickDouglas at 9:43 PM on March 23, 2005

NickDouglas writes "I think manna is basically Nabisco Vanilla Wafers."

Emmm, not so good.
posted by orthogonality at 9:51 PM on March 23, 2005

If Jesus had a cooking show, would he have a band?
posted by brheavy at 12:34 AM EST

Yeah, they would be called The Rejects.

And on that cooking show, when Jesus said "BAM!", he'd really mean it!
posted by nofundy at 4:51 AM on March 24, 2005

Would the Cain and Abel thing turned out differently if there had been a fatted carrot?
posted by nofundy at 4:53 AM on March 24, 2005

“All the things we have that are precious to us are gradually removed,” she said.

if all that's precious to this person is her youth, she has her eye on the wrong ball. talk about a setup for failure...

“I don’t want to suggest that suffering is good for us.

because everyone knows we develop strength, character and perseverence just fine all on our own.

Suffering is evil and should be gotten rid of.

how can i subscribe to her newsletter?

Christianity, at times, seems to me like a two-legged goat staggering along a cliff hanging mountain pass that wends around the abyss.

trout, equating the misguided words of the confused moron who uttered them with "Christianity" is a cheap shot that could only fool other morons, and you know it.
posted by quonsar at 5:39 AM on March 24, 2005

quonsar writes " trout, equating the misguided words of the confused moron who uttered them with 'Christianity' is a cheap shot that could only fool other morons, and you know it."

Wait a sec. A heartfelt comment from quonsar, without his ever ready sarcasm, in which quonsar actually takes offense at someone else's snark?
Where's the real quonsar, and what did you do with him???!!?
posted by orthogonality at 5:46 AM on March 24, 2005

quonsar - the "she" of that quote I mentioned was Teresa of Avila.
posted by troutfishing at 10:36 PM on March 24, 2005

The Raelian Cookbook: Vat-grown goodness!
posted by gorgor_balabala at 9:06 AM on March 25, 2005