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posted by uncanny hengeman at 7:19 AM on April 19, 2005

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Pure poetry.

posted by painquale at 9:01 PM on April 18, 2005

*The Limit of Delta X Over Delta Y*:*Jim ignored her. "Let's say two people together make a couple. We'll call the male y and the female x. And let's say that in this couple, the way they function together is such that the male is dominant by a power of two. That means y=x2. It's a curve. You can plot it on a graph," He drew the parabola in the air for them. "So, assuming x =10 for the initial value of the female, this fixes y = 100 as the initial value of the male. Got it so far? Okay, suppose x increases to x = 12, what's the change in x and y?"*

Magda said, "Delta x is 2, delta y is 44."

"Very good. Now if you plug in different values, you see that as x diminishes, so does y. As the influence of the female diminishes, so does the male's This to me is the interesting part. They work together as a co-dependent unit. They're tied to each other. The thing we want to find out is, when you compare the change in x with the change in y, what's the limit of the ratio, delta y over delta x, as delta x approaches zero?"Magda said, "Delta x is 2, delta y is 44."

"Very good. Now if you plug in different values, you see that as x diminishes, so does y. As the influence of the female diminishes, so does the male's This to me is the interesting part. They work together as a co-dependent unit. They're tied to each other. The thing we want to find out is, when you compare the change in x with the change in y, what's the limit of the ratio, delta y over delta x, as delta x approaches zero?"

Pure poetry.

posted by painquale at 9:01 PM on April 18, 2005

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posted by dreamsign at 9:35 PM on April 18, 2005

posted by dreamsign at 9:35 PM on April 18, 2005

Too bad it's only fiction, because wouldn't

posted by taz at 11:47 PM on April 18, 2005

__Hundred Thousand Billion Poems__be a great addition?Wikpediai: "Raymond Queneau’s Hundred Thousand Billion Poems or One hundred million million poems (original French title: Cent Mille Milliards de Poèmes), published in 1961, is a set of ten sonnets. They are printed on card with each line on a separated strip, like a heads-bodies-and-legs book. As all ten sonnets have not just the same rhyme scheme but the same rhyme sounds, any lines from a sonnet can be combined with any from the nine others, so that there are 1014 (= 100,000,000,000,000) different poems. It would take some 200,000,000 years to read them all, even reading twenty-four hours a day."Here's an internet version to play with.

posted by taz at 11:47 PM on April 18, 2005

dreamsign: one of the greatest movies ever.

posted by Dark Messiah at 7:02 AM on April 19, 2005

posted by Dark Messiah at 7:02 AM on April 19, 2005

This is pretty cool.

posted by mikeweeney at 7:11 AM on April 19, 2005

posted by mikeweeney at 7:11 AM on April 19, 2005

**Bart:**Hello there, fellow Shelbyvillians.

**Martin2:**Wait a minute. If you're from Shelbyville, how come we've never seen you at school?

**Bart:**I don't go to school.

**Nelson2:**OK. What's two plus two?

**Bart:**Five.

**Nelson2:**Oh. Story checks out.

posted by uncanny hengeman at 7:19 AM on April 19, 2005

No love for this thread?

I'd bookmarked this link seconds after I saw it.

posted by dreamsign at 6:45 PM on April 20, 2005

I'd bookmarked this link seconds after I saw it.

posted by dreamsign at 6:45 PM on April 20, 2005

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