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July 2, 2005 3:26 PM   Subscribe

Some people are really passionate about things; in this guys case, he really fucking hates horses. "I am Hitler; horses are jews. Fire up the gas chambers."
posted by dflemingdotorg (35 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite

 
How did you even find this site?

I looked; now I have to take a scrub brush to my brain.
posted by Sharktattoo at 3:46 PM on July 2, 2005


This looks like a mix of Maddox and SA's Cliff Yablonski.
posted by clevershark at 3:51 PM on July 2, 2005


for some reason I found this hilarious.
posted by LilBucner at 3:57 PM on July 2, 2005


How did you even find this site?

It's been makin the rounds recently. I found it quite enjoyable.
posted by puke & cry at 3:59 PM on July 2, 2005 [1 favorite]


Horsehater.com is quite tame by comparison.
posted by clevershark at 4:01 PM on July 2, 2005


I can understand hating people who are ridiculously fetishistic about horses, but hating horses? What am I missing?

"Are you a horse? If so, you're smelly and stupid and ugly and poopy and I hate you."

Wow. just.. wow.

Any guesses? Psychosis? OCD? Parents killed by manure avalanche?
posted by modernerd at 4:04 PM on July 2, 2005


modernerd writes "Any guesses? Psychosis? OCD? Parents killed by manure avalanche?"

Or maybe the whole site's just a silly joke. Is Contagious Media involved?
posted by clevershark at 4:08 PM on July 2, 2005


If You Are Reading This, You Had Better Fucking Hate Horses!!!

Best opening for a website....EVAR.

It has been making the rounds recently (I saw it late last week); I thought it was hilarious. Definitely smells of joke to me; such was my impression when I first saw it, anyway.
posted by Floach at 4:12 PM on July 2, 2005


This is beyond awesome
I love flame bait
posted by arkine at 4:13 PM on July 2, 2005


flame bait for people that love horses? horse-lover.
posted by puke & cry at 4:18 PM on July 2, 2005 [1 favorite]


CM could start a related page -- "Crying while eating horsemeat"
posted by clevershark at 4:22 PM on July 2, 2005


animal farm filter :oP
posted by nervousfritz at 4:32 PM on July 2, 2005


The only thing good about horses is that they feed thousands of illegal mexican immigrants everyday, as well as thousands of hungry dogs. Horses are the most pointless animal on Earth. Anything that a horse can do a motorcycle can do five hundred times better.

The horse-hatin' comments are just as rich (ok and just as contrived, whatever)
posted by marlowe at 4:52 PM on July 2, 2005


They are gross and stupid and disgusting and smell like shit. There are flies all over them and they make dumb noises.

Well, really. If I'd allowed myself to be bothered by little things like that I'd never have found a flatmate when I was at university.
posted by Decani at 4:53 PM on July 2, 2005


They are gross and stupid and disgusting and smell like shit. There are flies all over them and they make dumb noises.

He's just threatend by their sexual potency. I hear they're hung like horses.
posted by jonmc at 4:59 PM on July 2, 2005


Hey! I have an idea! How about I nail a hat to your head and some pants to your ass? How about I nail a toilet to your big uncontrollable asshole?

No, wait, I have a better idea, why don't we nail some contact lenses in your stupid big black eyes.

Luck my ass. The only thing lucky about you stupid gay ass horse is that I'm not there this instant with my nail gun. Oh, you'd like that wouldn't you. BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!


wow
posted by realcountrymusic at 5:00 PM on July 2, 2005


I'm sensing some kind of anti-horse sentiment from this dude. Just, like, subtext, you know?
posted by flashboy at 5:04 PM on July 2, 2005


Maybe I'm a bad person but I've been crying with laughter for the past 15 minutes. Hilarious.

I would soooo stab a horse in the dick for this bullshit.

American humour near its best. Makes up for crap like Everybody Loves Raymond.
posted by i_cola at 5:12 PM on July 2, 2005


NOTHING makes up for Everybody Loves Raymond.
posted by kaemaril at 5:17 PM on July 2, 2005


I'll concede that point.
posted by i_cola at 5:32 PM on July 2, 2005


ODHINN.


posted by nervousfritz at 5:51 PM on July 2, 2005


Brilliant
posted by Turtles all the way down at 6:19 PM on July 2, 2005


I htink it got popuplar when Waxy linked it. The most amusing part is the "rachelle" commenter threatening legal action and calling down "Homeland Security" threats on what's clearly a joke. Possibly a troll herself:

rachelle: If you think this website is funny, YOU ARE WRONG. this had better be a joke because if it isn't I'm going to contact the authorities and have it shut down. you have admitted to violence against horses and whether you like them or not, violence against animals is ILLEGAL. I hope you go to jail for this. you are sick.

dog food dale: Rachelle, you need to SHUT UP!!! You are clearly a stupid horse lover! Why don't you go roll around in some shit with your horsey friends. Tonight, when I'm beating my horse, I'm going to give her an extra whipping for each retarded comment you make. So keep it up, YOU'RE KILLING THIS HORSE!!!


Classic.
posted by brownpau at 8:43 PM on July 2, 2005


(I really should stop htinking. Comes of watching Spaceballs.)
posted by brownpau at 8:45 PM on July 2, 2005


Yeah, I'm pretty sure Rachelle is someone else trying to add another layer of funny, not a show of genuine outrage.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 8:49 PM on July 2, 2005


wow
posted by saketini99 at 9:08 PM on July 2, 2005


Meh, I didn't find it all that funny.
posted by fenriq at 10:30 PM on July 2, 2005


worst
posted by Satapher at 12:53 AM on July 3, 2005


Talk about beating a dead horse.
posted by loquacious at 1:09 AM on July 3, 2005


It's about time someone countered the evil propaganda of the horse-loving media. I'm ashamed to admit that I too fell victim to the subliminal pro-equine messages being beamed to our living rooms on a daily basis. Massive respect to Glue Factory Bob for opening my eyes.
posted by PurpleJack at 1:19 AM on July 3, 2005


Me and anyone else here who's ever volunteered for an animal rescue place bets that Rachelle is a totally a real person.
posted by fshgrl at 1:25 AM on July 3, 2005


Not anymore. *burp*
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 2:38 AM on July 3, 2005


All you hear from this Trojan whiner is how much he hates horses. Well he shouldn't have fucked that Greek guy's wife.
posted by the quidnunc kid at 8:01 AM on July 3, 2005


Looks to me like this guy's seen Equus one too many times. That'd make anyone hate horses.
posted by solotoro at 2:16 PM on July 3, 2005


He's just threatend by their sexual potency. I hear they're hung like horses.

don't belive the hype: horses have small dicks
posted by delmoi at 5:19 PM on July 3, 2005


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