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T Day: Thanks for Nothing!
November 4, 2005 11:13 AM   Subscribe

Thanksgiving: The Movie Starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Flint Miller, and Dakota Fanning as Chastity Muffinhead.
posted by jonson (13 comments total)

You know, I was just beginning to think that Hollywood had exhausted all possible ideas.
posted by dhartung at 11:29 AM on November 4, 2005


Now that's the way to start a Friday night! Albeit a little early, but still funnier than heck.
posted by willmize at 11:43 AM on November 4, 2005


I wasn't on board until I got to the climax:

PASS THE CORN
PASS THE STUFFING
PASS THE DRAMA
PASS THE ACTION

T-DAY
THANKS FOR NOTHING

Truly priceless.
posted by illovich at 11:44 AM on November 4, 2005


They had me at "Somebody forgot to tell Flint Miller!" But I'm a sucker for heavy handed parody...
posted by jonson at 11:46 AM on November 4, 2005


Skeet should never be shirtless.
posted by ColdChef at 11:47 AM on November 4, 2005


This movie would be better than some of the real movies these actors have been in. I can't help but feel that Rutger Hauer should be involved in some way.
posted by Jart at 12:28 PM on November 4, 2005


"Chastity Muffinhead" made me snort teriyaki sauce out my nose. Best character name ever.
posted by medialyte at 12:30 PM on November 4, 2005


I hope and pray no corn was harmed in the making of this fine film. I may boycott it if so.
posted by Happydaz at 12:31 PM on November 4, 2005


My personal fav. part was "Michael Ironside is Five Deadly Coyotes"
posted by brundlefly at 1:08 PM on November 4, 2005


The Dakota Fanning exchange almost made me burst. This is some funny stuff. Isn't this the dude that did those great Spiderman comic strip parodies?
posted by Joey Michaels at 4:20 PM on November 4, 2005


Could you... share your theorems for fucking your mom in the ass?
posted by Eideteker at 5:53 PM on November 4, 2005


Ha! I almost spilled my coffee. Good one.
posted by zardoz at 6:56 PM on November 4, 2005


A-maize-ing! (But shouldn't that cob be Indian corn?)
posted by rob511 at 8:09 PM on November 4, 2005


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