Join the Sasquatch Militia!

December 8, 2005 6:39 AM

Join the Sasquatch MilitiaForest militarization: "The Bureau of Sasquatch Affairs' mission is to enhance the quality of life, promote economic and ecological opportunity, and to carry out the responsibility to protect and improve the trust assets of Sasquatch, Sasquatch culture and Cascadian native hominoids. We will accomplish this through the delivery of quality services, maintaining government-to-Sasquatch relationships within the spirit of Sasquatch self-determination." Supporting the right to keep and bear salmon from the Republic of Cascadia.
posted by warbaby (3 comments total)

Save the Tree Squid, or whatever, being of late from Cascadia, this is a bit fun not really translatable elsewhere I found.
posted by Elim at 8:39 AM on December 8, 2005

Dig a geoduck!
posted by Captaintripps at 9:46 AM on December 8, 2005

See this thread as well.
posted by Staggering Jack at 12:00 PM on December 8, 2005