Why do we have sex in games? Simple, it's part of our nature.

December 22, 2005 1:13 PM

^NSFW MMOrgy: No more logging on and feeling sheepish 'cause you wanna know where the bordello is first. No more endless search through horrible shops finding implements for you and your fiancee who's 3000 miles away to have fun with. ^NSFW
posted by signal (25 comments total)

I admire the skill at the same time that I suppress the urge to cry out "but what the hell for?!" I guess, if it causes no harm, it's ok in Canada.
posted by dhartung at 1:45 PM on December 22, 2005

Wise guy. [g /]
posted by lodurr at 2:10 PM on December 22, 2005

/lfgsex
posted by Optimus Chyme at 2:15 PM on December 22, 2005

You came to the right place, O.C.

*ogles, fondles*
posted by graventy at 2:24 PM on December 22, 2005

umm.... hey! nice talking with you guys. See ya later. [beats hasty retreat]
posted by lodurr at 2:25 PM on December 22, 2005

*runs like hell*
posted by PenguinBukkake at 2:43 PM on December 22, 2005

For unassisted speed runs, visit Speed Demos Archive
posted by yeolcoatl at 2:53 PM on December 22, 2005

Whoops. wrong thread. my bad.
posted by yeolcoatl at 2:54 PM on December 22, 2005

Seems like the right thread to me, yeolcoatl! Only Dwarves have staying power.
posted by Nelson at 3:05 PM on December 22, 2005

Wheeee, I got linx0rd! (I'm co-editor on MMOrgy. Hi!)

Thanks MeFites, I will enjoy pancakes in your honor this evening.
posted by qDot at 3:22 PM on December 22, 2005

Wow. It's like life but without all those pesky personal senses, like touch or smell. Axesome.
posted by Citizen Premier at 3:29 PM on December 22, 2005

Hi, qDot!
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 3:41 PM on December 22, 2005

...and I just tried out, and left, Second Life last week. I will say that my very first interaction wth anyone in Second Life was with this really really hot chick. She gave me a bunch of cool clothes, a large penis (??), and she occasionally took her top off (or put on big boobs) "by accident". It was kind of interesting. Hm, yeah, she was pretty hot for a polygon.
posted by tomplus2 at 4:08 PM on December 22, 2005

Shockingly decent site. Video game journalism in general sucks so badly that I'm impressed by this place.
posted by cortex at 5:05 PM on December 22, 2005

I don't really understand why people would bother with sex in a virtual environment. Are we at least talking about something teledildonics-related? (link NSFW)
posted by clevershark at 5:24 PM on December 22, 2005

I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
posted by loquacious at 5:28 PM on December 22, 2005

Yes, we are talking about something teledildonics related, at least, partially. I created the Second Life Sex Toy interface.

For more teledildonics stuff, check out Slashdong, my teledildonics and sex tech site.

Yes, I realize I have weird hobbies.
posted by qDot at 5:32 PM on December 22, 2005

loquacious: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
posted by tweak at 5:40 PM on December 22, 2005

Thank you, loquacious and tweak, for reminding me of that site. Hilarious!
posted by malaprohibita at 6:44 PM on December 22, 2005

XML. Pfft.
(Skeet skeet skeet skeet!)
posted by phaedon at 7:17 PM on December 22, 2005

thankyou loquacious :) haven't laughed that hard in days.
posted by polyglot at 11:16 PM on December 22, 2005

lol
posted by suni at 8:02 AM on December 23, 2005

lodurr: [beats hasty retreat]

Hey, keep it in your pants, buddy. And, don't be so hasty.
posted by thanotopsis at 8:57 AM on December 23, 2005

Is this the thread about the monkey sex?
posted by If I Had An Anus at 9:18 AM on December 23, 2005

I don't really understand why people would bother with sex in a virtual environment.

I can't believe it's not sarcasm! Not everyone is as attractive (or socially competent) as thee.
posted by mrgrimm at 9:45 AM on December 23, 2005