I'll wear camo and you wear leather

March 8, 2006 12:42 PM

Jack is looking for love, specifically someone who shares his love of chowder and his desire to wait out the apocalypse in a bunker. He sings, he dances, and he's one of the world's top five camouflagists.
posted by cilantro (30 comments total)

Of course Youtube would choose the moment I post this to stop working. Did I break it?
posted by cilantro at 12:50 PM on March 8, 2006

Only 42 friends? What a loser.
posted by zonkout at 12:55 PM on March 8, 2006

Oh, he's friends with the Suicide Girls. I take it back.
posted by zonkout at 12:56 PM on March 8, 2006

I started building a bunker. Then I stopped to have some lunch. I consumed four bowls of chowder. Then I didn't feel like working on the bunker anymore. So I dipped my hand down into what was left of the fourth bowl of chowder and masturbated to an old Bette Davis movie. Jesus wept.

-from the comments
posted by kuatto at 1:05 PM on March 8, 2006

Jack....stand. up. please.
posted by Smedleyman at 1:07 PM on March 8, 2006

I think Youtube should think about ditching the whole "Broadcast Yourself" tagline. It gives people bad ideas.
posted by hypocritical ross at 1:11 PM on March 8, 2006

I've yet to click a link to someone's Myspace, and not immediately been overcome with the urge to nuke Earth from space.
posted by FunkyHelix at 1:14 PM on March 8, 2006

FunkyHelix, please fire at will.
posted by shoepal at 1:18 PM on March 8, 2006

It's chow-DAH! DAH! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you on the jury!
posted by Ohdemah at 1:21 PM on March 8, 2006

FunkyHelix: better not click on this then.
posted by hypocritical ross at 1:40 PM on March 8, 2006

All I could think of was Napoleon Dynamite.
posted by luftmensch at 1:43 PM on March 8, 2006

embedded video warning please
posted by docpops at 1:44 PM on March 8, 2006

If I killed just one bad ironist who appreciates kitsch even when it's obviously fake, would it leave me satisfied? Or would I turn into a serial killer in a filthy apartment littered with the retro jeans and black plastic spectacles of my victims?
posted by Mayor Curley at 1:48 PM on March 8, 2006

and he's one of the world's top five camouflagists.

"So tell me about this new guy you're seeing."

"I haven't actually seen him yet."
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 1:55 PM on March 8, 2006

This would be funny if it was a genuine loony, rather than a weak character comedian.
posted by jack_mo at 1:59 PM on March 8, 2006

Is that right, Jack?
posted by Drexen at 2:06 PM on March 8, 2006

It's chow-DAH! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you on the jury!

Sha-oh-dayuh.
posted by Gator at 2:16 PM on March 8, 2006

MySpace?

Funny he doesn't LOOK like a pedophile.

Oh wait... nix that.
posted by HTuttle at 2:27 PM on March 8, 2006

"better not click on this then.
Dammit hypocritical ross! I knew not to, but my curiosity killed me. Now my brain is broken.
posted by Phantomx at 2:33 PM on March 8, 2006

Is Jack also this guy?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 2:35 PM on March 8, 2006

But... would Josh approve?
posted by Effigy2000 at 2:41 PM on March 8, 2006

Goddoam Ross. That was evil.


FunkyHelix, please fire at will.

Ditto that.
posted by a3matrix at 2:49 PM on March 8, 2006

so, ya know...yaa....so, ya know.
posted by freudianslipper at 4:53 PM on March 8, 2006

MiltonRandKalman owes me a keyboard.
posted by sharpener at 4:53 PM on March 8, 2006

ok, this video is pretty hilarious.
posted by freudianslipper at 4:55 PM on March 8, 2006

Drexen said 'Is that right, Jack?'

Hee. This is the only website where I have my real name in my username, so the possibility of lapsing into eponysterical commenting kind of slipped my mind.
posted by jack_mo at 5:27 PM on March 8, 2006

It's like a miracle. No longer will I feel awkward about the hesitant, personal "About Me" glurge I've posted on social networking sites. A great weight has been lifted from me.

I am cleansed.
posted by sidereal at 5:57 PM on March 8, 2006

That web page just made me realize why so many people like to profess an undying hatred of MySpace.com. It was so awful I think it gave me cancer.
posted by clevershark at 9:31 PM on March 8, 2006

I think this guy's way cooler than he lets on.... it's just hard to convey that when you're out hiding in the garden.
posted by r3tr0 at 5:44 AM on March 9, 2006

sharpener stated MiltonRandKalman owes me a keyboard.

I told you not to eat chowder whilst reading comments.

Jack rules, I wish I was his brother so I could hang out with him all the time. Its a tad rough, but I suspect lots more quality comedy content coming from Jack.
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 4:31 PM on March 9, 2006