E-meter racing

June 8, 2006 12:41 PM

Xenu's chariot. Gentlemen, ignite your potential start your Thetans.
posted by caddis (18 comments total)

Get you picture taken with the Scientology car for a low low price of $2999.99!!!!
posted by T.D. Strange at 12:47 PM on June 8, 2006

I'm not sure what's real anymore.
posted by 517 at 1:00 PM on June 8, 2006 [1 favorite]

Anyone remember this movie? Just astroturfing for this glorious, glorious moment.

I non-ironically enjoy Nasker. I will non-ironically enjoy watching the Dianetics car go hard into the wall, spin around, and slowly descend down the bank of a straightaway and proceed to be dodged and/or hit by every passing vehicle.

As long as nobody gets seriously hurt, of course.
posted by bardic at 1:19 PM on June 8, 2006

Wait wait wait... the cover of Dianetics actually has a volcano on it? Too good to be true....
posted by bbuda at 1:41 PM on June 8, 2006

It does. It's like foreshadowing of upper levels or something.
posted by sonofsamiam at 1:47 PM on June 8, 2006

Way to go, sonofsamiam... you ruined the ending for me!
posted by educatedslacker at 1:52 PM on June 8, 2006

I wonder how long until Mr. Gray finds himself on RPF for registering a rock-slam into the wall.
posted by Fezboy! at 1:56 PM on June 8, 2006

My pit crew is larger than most orgs. I have five Deputy C/Ses. We have nine Cramming officers, including a New OT VIII cramming officer to service the car.

Yellow flags? That's an Purification Rundown.
posted by adamgreenfield at 2:17 PM on June 8, 2006

Makes sense. Couldn't a full OT-clear like, control three race cars at once while in full lotus floating six feet above the center of the worlds money supply mentally destroying hundreds of therapists and scaring oprah while having a five-hour tantric orgasm?

Or is that just hooey?
posted by lumpenprole at 2:20 PM on June 8, 2006

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posted by sluglicker at 2:40 PM on June 8, 2006

Just out of curiosity, sluglicker, you do know what "." means, right?
posted by lekvar at 2:49 PM on June 8, 2006

Those people are criminals. If elected, I will outlaw the bastards and throw the lot of them in gaol.
posted by Devils Rancher at 3:16 PM on June 8, 2006

Just out of curiosity, sluglicker, you do know what "." means, right?

Maybe he meant "..."
posted by chuq at 4:01 PM on June 8, 2006

Scientology: Closing the gap between cults and corporations.
posted by Serial Killer Slumber Party at 6:56 PM on June 8, 2006

someone just posted this sweet scientology documentary on videosift

http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=3640

L Ron Hubbard looks and sounds like a sketch ball.
posted by sourbrew at 8:02 PM on June 8, 2006

C'mon - who isn't looking for another reason to root for NASCAR crashes?!!!!
posted by Jos Bleau at 8:21 PM on June 8, 2006

Just out of curiosity, sluglicker, you do know what "." means, right?

Perhaps he's mourning the passing of Elron?
posted by PeterMcDermott at 4:26 AM on June 9, 2006

thanks for the video, sourbrew
posted by es_de_bah at 8:48 AM on June 9, 2006