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Sex with your mom is pretty good.
Oh, I forgot. Chuck Norris is one of those things that is supposed to be funny, like Ceiling Cat and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
posted by Afroblanco at 2:30 PM on June 9, 2006
posted by Afroblanco at 2:30 PM on June 9, 2006
check out soe of the older ones... those are funnier. TOdays is not a good example
posted by cdcello at 2:33 PM on June 9, 2006
posted by cdcello at 2:33 PM on June 9, 2006
Same tired joke, strip after strip. Not funny.
posted by Drunken_munky at 2:36 PM on June 9, 2006
posted by Drunken_munky at 2:36 PM on June 9, 2006
meh.
posted by Afroblanco at 2:37 PM on June 9, 2006
posted by Afroblanco at 2:37 PM on June 9, 2006
Listing the captions below seems like a good idea. That way, it should be easier to search when I need a good comic about me having sex with your mom.
posted by graventy at 2:39 PM on June 9, 2006
posted by graventy at 2:39 PM on June 9, 2006
Yeah, mathowie, I gave your mom a good gag last night.
posted by GooseOnTheLoose at 2:41 PM on June 9, 2006 [4 favorites]
posted by GooseOnTheLoose at 2:41 PM on June 9, 2006 [4 favorites]
It's like someone* recorded every conversation I ever had in high school.
*your mom, during sex, natch
posted by sonofsamiam at 2:42 PM on June 9, 2006
*your mom, during sex, natch
posted by sonofsamiam at 2:42 PM on June 9, 2006
I like how the script is at the bottom in case you don't know how to read a comic.
posted by DonnieSticks at 2:42 PM on June 9, 2006
posted by DonnieSticks at 2:42 PM on June 9, 2006
I agree it isn't that good/original/thoughtful, but I still think it's hilarious. You just have to shut off all higher brain functions; just like I do when I'm... well, you get the idea.
posted by freedryk at 2:55 PM on June 9, 2006
posted by freedryk at 2:55 PM on June 9, 2006
It gets pretty boringly repetitive though, just like sex with your... er, never mind.
posted by lhl at 2:57 PM on June 9, 2006
posted by lhl at 2:57 PM on June 9, 2006
Nice post, as your mom told me last night.
posted by brain_drain at 2:59 PM on June 9, 2006
posted by brain_drain at 2:59 PM on June 9, 2006
I eat this stuff up. Just like your mom.
posted by Kickstart70 at 3:08 PM on June 9, 2006
posted by Kickstart70 at 3:08 PM on June 9, 2006
i'm a big fan of yourmom humor so thanks! :D
I'm a big fan of your mom.
posted by JPowers at 3:11 PM on June 9, 2006
I'm a big fan of your mom.
posted by JPowers at 3:11 PM on June 9, 2006
You mom likes my johnson.
posted by horsewithnoname at 3:13 PM on June 9, 2006
posted by horsewithnoname at 3:13 PM on June 9, 2006
Yeah, mathowie, I gave your mom a good gag last night.
That's the best cum back ever, after the one I left your mom last night.
posted by mathowie at 3:13 PM on June 9, 2006
That's the best cum back ever, after the one I left your mom last night.
posted by mathowie at 3:13 PM on June 9, 2006
Hey now, let's just get off of mothers, ok? After all, I just got off of yours.
posted by Gamblor at 3:52 PM on June 9, 2006
posted by Gamblor at 3:52 PM on June 9, 2006
It's amusing how you have to spell it 'mom' for it to work. 'Your mum' just doesn't cut it. 'Mum' just reminds you that she's 70 and was never that hot in the first place.
posted by Sparx at 4:00 PM on June 9, 2006
posted by Sparx at 4:00 PM on June 9, 2006
You know what's amusing? Mother fucking snakes on a plane.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 4:09 PM on June 9, 2006
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 4:09 PM on June 9, 2006
Mr. T is not pleased.
(just in case someone hasn't seen it.)
posted by vaportrail at 4:13 PM on June 9, 2006
(just in case someone hasn't seen it.)
posted by vaportrail at 4:13 PM on June 9, 2006
You know what's amusing? Mother fucking snakes on a plane.
What about the mother fucking snakes on YOUR MOM?
posted by taursir at 4:14 PM on June 9, 2006
What about the mother fucking snakes on YOUR MOM?
posted by taursir at 4:14 PM on June 9, 2006
3:42 PM: contemplate crass and repetitive nature of own existence
well now, there's some probably-unintentional but spot-on introspection, mr. comic strip author!
posted by sergeant sandwich at 4:32 PM on June 9, 2006
well now, there's some probably-unintentional but spot-on introspection, mr. comic strip author!
posted by sergeant sandwich at 4:32 PM on June 9, 2006
Random Greek Dude: "Yo, Oedipus, I totally had sex with your mom last night."
Oedipus: "Yeah, right! Like, in the 30 seconds when I went out to pee?"
Oedipus: "D'oh!"
posted by yoink at 4:38 PM on June 9, 2006
Oedipus: "Yeah, right! Like, in the 30 seconds when I went out to pee?"
Oedipus: "D'oh!"
posted by yoink at 4:38 PM on June 9, 2006
BTW, the reason I put this in the blue is because sex with your mom is something we can all relate to.
posted by Nelson at 4:49 PM on June 9, 2006
posted by Nelson at 4:49 PM on June 9, 2006
Don't talk about my mom. I don't have a mom. Me and my daddy use yours.
posted by briank at 4:53 PM on June 9, 2006
posted by briank at 4:53 PM on June 9, 2006
Oh, yeah?
My mom uses....ummmm....herself!
So there.
(Actually this should go over famously at the house, due to a very repetitive and stupid running joke with my housemate...)
posted by Samizdata at 6:46 PM on June 9, 2006
My mom uses....ummmm....herself!
So there.
(Actually this should go over famously at the house, due to a very repetitive and stupid running joke with my housemate...)
posted by Samizdata at 6:46 PM on June 9, 2006
this post is old and worn out ... just like your mom
posted by pyramid termite at 8:33 PM on June 9, 2006
posted by pyramid termite at 8:33 PM on June 9, 2006
Imagine the same but then mirrored along the sex-axis: ie young women saying ... when I had sex with your dad to each other.
Sounds very different doesn't it?
posted by jouke at 10:42 PM on June 9, 2006
Sounds very different doesn't it?
posted by jouke at 10:42 PM on June 9, 2006
In Soviet Russia, Your Mom has sex with YOU.
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 11:19 PM on June 9, 2006
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 11:19 PM on June 9, 2006
No, your mom. Bitch. Where's my money?
posted by loquacious at 3:25 AM on June 10, 2006
posted by loquacious at 3:25 AM on June 10, 2006
Yo mama’s so Abraham Lincoln, when someone comes up behind her and shoots her in the head, they say ‘Sic semper tyrannis’ afterwards.
posted by slimepuppy at 5:07 AM on June 10, 2006
posted by slimepuppy at 5:07 AM on June 10, 2006
omg lame
posted by thirteenkiller at 5:36 AM on June 10, 2006
posted by thirteenkiller at 5:36 AM on June 10, 2006
>I love the older strips, it's a good gag.
posted by mathowie at 6:40 AM ACST on June 10 [+fave] [!]
>>Yeah, mathowie, I gave your mom a good gag last night.
Couldn't get to the site from here, but that (and much of the rest of this thread) made me laugh like a motherfucker, so it's all good.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:04 AM on June 10, 2006
posted by mathowie at 6:40 AM ACST on June 10 [+fave] [!]
>>Yeah, mathowie, I gave your mom a good gag last night.
Couldn't get to the site from here, but that (and much of the rest of this thread) made me laugh like a motherfucker, so it's all good.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:04 AM on June 10, 2006
but that made me laugh like a motherfucker
that's what your mom said ... hey, wait a minute
posted by pyramid termite at 6:55 AM on June 10, 2006
that's what your mom said ... hey, wait a minute
posted by pyramid termite at 6:55 AM on June 10, 2006
Well, maybe it's because I'm young or something but I think this website is FUCKING HILARIOUS. Thanks for the post--I only looked at a couple strips but am definitely bookmarking it. Jokes related to your mom never get old!
I do agree that Chuck Norris jokes are a little boring, but come on, the latest strip, the hats? AMAZING!
posted by nonmerci at 1:33 PM on June 10, 2006
I do agree that Chuck Norris jokes are a little boring, but come on, the latest strip, the hats? AMAZING!
posted by nonmerci at 1:33 PM on June 10, 2006
The question burning on my mind: Does ceiling cat have sex with your mom?
posted by grapefruitmoon at 3:00 PM on June 10, 2006
posted by grapefruitmoon at 3:00 PM on June 10, 2006
Your mom gave me a burning sensation too, but it wasn't on my mind...
posted by yoink at 5:16 PM on June 10, 2006
posted by yoink at 5:16 PM on June 10, 2006
it wasn't on my mind
ha! ... that's what your mom said when i asked her how she liked it and ... and ... damn ... i did it again
i'm doing something wrong here ...
posted by pyramid termite at 6:23 PM on June 10, 2006
ha! ... that's what your mom said when i asked her how she liked it and ... and ... damn ... i did it again
i'm doing something wrong here ...
posted by pyramid termite at 6:23 PM on June 10, 2006
that's what she said!
posted by sonofsamiam at 6:27 PM on June 10, 2006
posted by sonofsamiam at 6:27 PM on June 10, 2006
Yo mama so fat...
the doctor told her she was at risk of serious heart disease and she would most likely die prematurely.
However, I still had sex with her. Out of, you know, civic duty or something.
posted by arto at 7:40 PM on June 10, 2006
the doctor told her she was at risk of serious heart disease and she would most likely die prematurely.
However, I still had sex with her. Out of, you know, civic duty or something.
posted by arto at 7:40 PM on June 10, 2006
Butt-head: "Well, your mom's a road slut."
Beavis: "Yeah, but not with Motley Crew. She like, hangs out with bands like Foghat, and stuff."
posted by Ynoxas at 9:37 PM on June 10, 2006
Beavis: "Yeah, but not with Motley Crew. She like, hangs out with bands like Foghat, and stuff."
posted by Ynoxas at 9:37 PM on June 10, 2006
The site is kinda new, and I think it's off to a great start, unlike your mom, who loves all that traffic..
posted by hypersloth at 1:53 AM on June 11, 2006
posted by hypersloth at 1:53 AM on June 11, 2006
Ynoxas: "Yeah, but not with Motley Crew."
Butt-head: "It's Mötley Crüe, dumbass"
posted by TheDonF at 2:37 AM on June 11, 2006
Butt-head: "It's Mötley Crüe, dumbass"
posted by TheDonF at 2:37 AM on June 11, 2006
Whoops, sorry. Yo mama would have known how to spell Mötley Crüe. She did last night, anyways.
posted by TheDonF at 2:38 AM on June 11, 2006
posted by TheDonF at 2:38 AM on June 11, 2006
TheDonF: I'm so ashamed. It was late and I just copy/pasted it from a B&B quote site without really reading it. My wife, especially, would be dissappointed in my handling of the Crue.
But you know who gets no complaints about their handling of the Crue? Your mom.
posted by Ynoxas at 7:22 AM on June 11, 2006
But you know who gets no complaints about their handling of the Crue? Your mom.
posted by Ynoxas at 7:22 AM on June 11, 2006
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