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June 9, 2006 2:26 PM

Sex with your mom is pretty good.
posted by Nelson (68 comments total)

or.not.
posted by BrodieShadeTree at 2:29 PM on June 9, 2006

Oh, I forgot. Chuck Norris is one of those things that is supposed to be funny, like Ceiling Cat and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
posted by Afroblanco at 2:30 PM on June 9, 2006

check out soe of the older ones... those are funnier. TOdays is not a good example
posted by cdcello at 2:33 PM on June 9, 2006

Same tired joke, strip after strip. Not funny.
posted by Drunken_munky at 2:36 PM on June 9, 2006

meh.
posted by Afroblanco at 2:37 PM on June 9, 2006

Listing the captions below seems like a good idea. That way, it should be easier to search when I need a good comic about me having sex with your mom.
posted by graventy at 2:39 PM on June 9, 2006

I love the older strips, it's a good gag.
posted by mathowie at 2:40 PM on June 9, 2006

Yeah, mathowie, I gave your mom a good gag last night.
posted by GooseOnTheLoose at 2:41 PM on June 9, 2006 [4 favorites]

It's like someone* recorded every conversation I ever had in high school.



*your mom, during sex, natch
posted by sonofsamiam at 2:42 PM on June 9, 2006

I like how the script is at the bottom in case you don't know how to read a comic.
posted by DonnieSticks at 2:42 PM on June 9, 2006

My favourite is the Wordpress review.
posted by Nelson at 2:42 PM on June 9, 2006

Anderson Cooper talks sex with his mom.
posted by nickyskye at 2:45 PM on June 9, 2006

Your mom was better than this post.
posted by taursir at 2:46 PM on June 9, 2006

I'm reminded of a certain postmodern zombie comic.
posted by TwelveTwo at 2:51 PM on June 9, 2006

That's what she said.
posted by Mr. Six at 2:52 PM on June 9, 2006

I agree it isn't that good/original/thoughtful, but I still think it's hilarious. You just have to shut off all higher brain functions; just like I do when I'm... well, you get the idea.
posted by freedryk at 2:55 PM on June 9, 2006

It gets pretty boringly repetitive though, just like sex with your... er, never mind.
posted by lhl at 2:57 PM on June 9, 2006

Nice post, as your mom told me last night.
posted by brain_drain at 2:59 PM on June 9, 2006

i'm a big fan of yourmom humor so thanks! :D
posted by zenzizi at 3:06 PM on June 9, 2006

I eat this stuff up. Just like your mom.
posted by Kickstart70 at 3:08 PM on June 9, 2006

i'm a big fan of yourmom humor so thanks! :D

I'm a big fan of your mom.
posted by JPowers at 3:11 PM on June 9, 2006

Wow. That comic is blunt, enormous, and penetrating.
posted by gurple at 3:12 PM on June 9, 2006

Like my johnson.
posted by gurple at 3:13 PM on June 9, 2006

My new co-opting technique is unstoppable.
posted by psmealey at 3:13 PM on June 9, 2006

You mom likes my johnson.
posted by horsewithnoname at 3:13 PM on June 9, 2006

Yeah, mathowie, I gave your mom a good gag last night.

That's the best cum back ever, after the one I left your mom last night.
posted by mathowie at 3:13 PM on June 9, 2006

Meh, it's no 40oz - now that is funny (and NSFW)
posted by TheDonF at 3:31 PM on June 9, 2006

So this is a post. Cool.
I smiled because
I is a Fool.
posted by econous at 3:45 PM on June 9, 2006

Hey now, let's just get off of mothers, ok? After all, I just got off of yours.
posted by Gamblor at 3:52 PM on June 9, 2006

It's amusing how you have to spell it 'mom' for it to work. 'Your mum' just doesn't cut it. 'Mum' just reminds you that she's 70 and was never that hot in the first place.
posted by Sparx at 4:00 PM on June 9, 2006

You know what's amusing? Mother fucking snakes on a plane.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 4:09 PM on June 9, 2006

Mr. T is not pleased.

(just in case someone hasn't seen it.)
posted by vaportrail at 4:13 PM on June 9, 2006

You know what's amusing? Mother fucking snakes on a plane.

What about the mother fucking snakes on YOUR MOM?
posted by taursir at 4:14 PM on June 9, 2006

Diu Le Lo Mo.
posted by MonkeySaltedNuts at 4:26 PM on June 9, 2006

motherfuckers.
posted by sfts2 at 4:26 PM on June 9, 2006

3:42 PM: contemplate crass and repetitive nature of own existence

well now, there's some probably-unintentional but spot-on introspection, mr. comic strip author!
posted by sergeant sandwich at 4:32 PM on June 9, 2006

Chuck Norris was totally helarious like 4 months ago.
posted by delmoi at 4:37 PM on June 9, 2006

Random Greek Dude: "Yo, Oedipus, I totally had sex with your mom last night."

Oedipus: "Yeah, right! Like, in the 30 seconds when I went out to pee?"

Oedipus: "D'oh!"
posted by yoink at 4:38 PM on June 9, 2006

Heh, the other jokes are pretty funny though.
posted by delmoi at 4:42 PM on June 9, 2006

40oz. is fucking sweet.

















Just like your mom.
posted by eyeballkid at 4:45 PM on June 9, 2006

BTW, the reason I put this in the blue is because sex with your mom is something we can all relate to.
posted by Nelson at 4:49 PM on June 9, 2006

Don't talk about my mom. I don't have a mom. Me and my daddy use yours.
posted by briank at 4:53 PM on June 9, 2006

Oh, yeah?

My mom uses....ummmm....herself!

So there.

(Actually this should go over famously at the house, due to a very repetitive and stupid running joke with my housemate...)
posted by Samizdata at 6:46 PM on June 9, 2006

this post is old and worn out ... just like your mom
posted by pyramid termite at 8:33 PM on June 9, 2006

Word.
posted by yhbc at 8:37 PM on June 9, 2006

Imagine the same but then mirrored along the sex-axis: ie young women saying ... when I had sex with your dad to each other.

Sounds very different doesn't it?
posted by jouke at 10:42 PM on June 9, 2006

In Soviet Russia, Your Mom has sex with YOU.
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 11:19 PM on June 9, 2006

I...your mom...yes. I like...joke. Your mom.
posted by sklero at 11:25 PM on June 9, 2006

I shouldn't think this is funny but I do.
posted by grouse at 2:11 AM on June 10, 2006

No, your mom. Bitch. Where's my money?
posted by loquacious at 3:25 AM on June 10, 2006

Lame.
posted by Rhomboid at 3:37 AM on June 10, 2006

Yeah.

Like your mom.
posted by Samizdata at 3:52 AM on June 10, 2006

Yo mama’s so Abraham Lincoln, when someone comes up behind her and shoots her in the head, they say ‘Sic semper tyrannis’ afterwards.
posted by slimepuppy at 5:07 AM on June 10, 2006

omg lame
posted by thirteenkiller at 5:36 AM on June 10, 2006

>I love the older strips, it's a good gag.
posted by mathowie at 6:40 AM ACST on June 10 [+fave] [!]


>>Yeah, mathowie, I gave your mom a good gag last night.

Couldn't get to the site from here, but that (and much of the rest of this thread) made me laugh like a motherfucker, so it's all good.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:04 AM on June 10, 2006

but that made me laugh like a motherfucker

that's what your mom said ... hey, wait a minute
posted by pyramid termite at 6:55 AM on June 10, 2006

Well, maybe it's because I'm young or something but I think this website is FUCKING HILARIOUS. Thanks for the post--I only looked at a couple strips but am definitely bookmarking it. Jokes related to your mom never get old!

I do agree that Chuck Norris jokes are a little boring, but come on, the latest strip, the hats? AMAZING!
posted by nonmerci at 1:33 PM on June 10, 2006

The question burning on my mind: Does ceiling cat have sex with your mom?
posted by grapefruitmoon at 3:00 PM on June 10, 2006

You know what burns on my mind? Your mom.
posted by graventy at 3:29 PM on June 10, 2006

Your mom gave me a burning sensation too, but it wasn't on my mind...
posted by yoink at 5:16 PM on June 10, 2006

it wasn't on my mind

ha! ... that's what your mom said when i asked her how she liked it and ... and ... damn ... i did it again

i'm doing something wrong here ...
posted by pyramid termite at 6:23 PM on June 10, 2006

that's what she said!
posted by sonofsamiam at 6:27 PM on June 10, 2006

Yo mama so fat...
the doctor told her she was at risk of serious heart disease and she would most likely die prematurely.

However, I still had sex with her. Out of, you know, civic duty or something.
posted by arto at 7:40 PM on June 10, 2006

Butt-head: "Well, your mom's a road slut."
Beavis: "Yeah, but not with Motley Crew. She like, hangs out with bands like Foghat, and stuff."
posted by Ynoxas at 9:37 PM on June 10, 2006

The site is kinda new, and I think it's off to a great start, unlike your mom, who loves all that traffic..
posted by hypersloth at 1:53 AM on June 11, 2006

Ynoxas: "Yeah, but not with Motley Crew."
Butt-head: "It's Mötley Crüe, dumbass"
posted by TheDonF at 2:37 AM on June 11, 2006

Whoops, sorry. Yo mama would have known how to spell Mötley Crüe. She did last night, anyways.
posted by TheDonF at 2:38 AM on June 11, 2006

TheDonF: I'm so ashamed. It was late and I just copy/pasted it from a B&B quote site without really reading it. My wife, especially, would be dissappointed in my handling of the Crue.

But you know who gets no complaints about their handling of the Crue? Your mom.
posted by Ynoxas at 7:22 AM on June 11, 2006