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July 20, 2006 5:56 PM   Subscribe

Warning!!!Extreme violence, mutilation, blood, guts and gore, including but not limited to eye-gouging, chainsaw disembowlment, and torture by propane torch. NSFW, in fact, NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE ANYWHERE. Halfway decent soundtrack though.
posted by sluglicker (56 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite

 
This is just some ploy to trick me into installing QuickTime. ;)
posted by BeerFilter at 5:57 PM on July 20, 2006


Wow. America really is finished, isn't it.
posted by slatternus at 6:10 PM on July 20, 2006


Oh, those kids and their camcorders. At least they're outside getting exercise.
posted by CynicalKnight at 6:10 PM on July 20, 2006 [1 favorite]


Ah hell, I too was once a very bored kid in Tulsa with too much time on my hands. I'd like to trash this, but it beats most of the shit that I never did.

Yes, there really is a chicken joint in Tulsa called "The Right Wing". It's very close to TU's campus. This is all I know about it.
posted by Ufez Jones at 6:11 PM on July 20, 2006


Bless their little metal heads! Good Job guys (and girl).
That was a lot of fun.
posted by djrock3k at 6:11 PM on July 20, 2006


"You know kids, if you had put even half as much effort into your homework, you probably wouldn't be taking make-up courses this summer..."
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 6:12 PM on July 20, 2006


death metal dork vengeance! i think my cringe muscles are tired now.
posted by sergeant sandwich at 6:16 PM on July 20, 2006


This is poorly executed, not shocking nor offensive, and completely lacking any redeeming value.
posted by keswick at 6:33 PM on July 20, 2006


Why did the guy at the end need a gas mask?
posted by abulafa at 6:34 PM on July 20, 2006


Why did the guy at the end need a gas mask?
Two for one expired burrito's at the gas station.
posted by substrate at 6:35 PM on July 20, 2006


Pretty terrible, though I had to laugh at myself for clicking the link before even finishing the first sentence (you had me at eye-gouging). I noticed that the blood is already splattered all over the walls before one guy is shot with a shotgun. Somewhat reminds me of Richard Kern's early films.
posted by bobo123 at 6:43 PM on July 20, 2006


That was horrible. Not in a terrifying or shocking way. Just bad.
posted by mrnutty at 6:46 PM on July 20, 2006


The neck-sawing reminded me, unfortunately, of one of those beheading videos from Iraq.
posted by Gator at 6:54 PM on July 20, 2006


Why was the big fella who got disemboweled with the chainsaw not wearing any shoes? And why is he such shitty drummer?
posted by sklero at 7:04 PM on July 20, 2006


"such a"
posted by sklero at 7:05 PM on July 20, 2006 [1 favorite]


Halfway-decent soundtrack?

Dude, you have to find somewhere else to post this crap.
posted by kozad at 7:05 PM on July 20, 2006


bs! this was great. as for those who say otherwise, lets see you do better.
posted by nola at 7:09 PM on July 20, 2006


lets see you do better.

Lame. I may not be able to play the piano, but I know shitty piano playing when I hear it.
posted by Gator at 7:16 PM on July 20, 2006


umm, kozad, I stated it was a shitty post. I stated it was not fit for anyone anywhere. Why did you click on the link? Is that your only objection, that you don't agree that the soundtrack is halfway decent? Ok, well I don't particularly care for country.
posted by sluglicker at 7:18 PM on July 20, 2006


Thank goodness for those flashback scenes during the concert footage, I almost didn't get it. But did their makeup budget run out before the blowtorch torture finale? He didn't even get bloody.
posted by nanojath at 7:21 PM on July 20, 2006


This might have sucked, but at least it didn't cost me $8 like Pirates of the Caribbean did.
posted by 2sheets at 7:21 PM on July 20, 2006


umm, kozad, I stated it was a shitty post. I stated it was not fit for anyone anywhere. Why did you click on the link? Is that your only objection, that you don't agree that the soundtrack is halfway decent? Ok, well I don't particularly care for country.

mildly entertaining post... but, worst excuse ever....
posted by Debaser626 at 7:25 PM on July 20, 2006


bs! this was great. as for those who say otherwise, lets see you do better.
posted by nola at 9:09 PM CST on July 20 [+fave] [!]


"Are you being sarcastic, dude?"
"I don't even know anymore"
posted by Ynoxas at 7:26 PM on July 20, 2006


nanojath - Thank goodness for those flashback scenes during the concert footage, I almost didn't get it.

you...you get it?
posted by freudianslipper at 7:34 PM on July 20, 2006


lets see you do better

let's <--- better
posted by emelenjr at 7:40 PM on July 20, 2006 [1 favorite]


I never tire of blast beats; strictly from a physical fitness point of view.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 7:40 PM on July 20, 2006


mildly entertaining post... but, worst excuse ever

I almost agreed.
But then I thought of "at least I tried"...that's the worst excuse ever.
posted by sluglicker at 7:48 PM on July 20, 2006


emelenjr, that was the best syntax snark ever.
posted by nanojath at 7:56 PM on July 20, 2006


Jeez, it's the anti-fun brigade today. Was it sort of dumb and silly? Hell yes it was, but death metal is sort of dumb and silly music, and if you can't have fun with it then what's the point? Sure it looked bad, but making stuff like that look good is one of the hardest filmmaking tricks known to man. Lighten up. You don't ALWAYS have to piss on someone's parade.
posted by Doublewhiskeycokenoice at 8:15 PM on July 20, 2006


let's < --- better/em>


oh goody you win the spelling B.

posted by nola at 8:15 PM on July 20, 2006


My God. That's Tulsa. But somehow, that doesn't surprise me. When kids rebel, they really rebel.

I'm sure some preacher in town is going to preach about this for the 2000th Sunday in a row this weekend.
posted by dw at 8:23 PM on July 20, 2006


Yeah, emelenjr wins the thread. Thanks for that.

And OP for turning me off to "underground film" for pretty much ever.
posted by disillusioned at 8:25 PM on July 20, 2006


But did their makeup budget run out before the blowtorch torture finale?

you only get so many packets of taco sauce with those expired 2 for 1 burritos at the gas station
posted by pyramid termite at 8:26 PM on July 20, 2006


I'm confused. But that is not a rare occurance.
posted by liquorice at 8:28 PM on July 20, 2006


Yet further proof that no one on MetaFilter was ever a teenager.

I thought it was pretty good. Needed more blood, though.

This one time a guy in my high school pierced his own nipple onstage. Never would have seen it coming; he was in my programming class (Pascal - dating myself). Just your standard everyday heavy metal dork (we called them 'hessians'), like the kind of nerdy lookin' dudes here. That's the whole point of this shit, man. For that one night, on stage, he was a fucking GOD. Just like the kids in this video are.

He got banned for life from the teen center after that. True story.
posted by ChasFile at 8:59 PM on July 20, 2006


My God. That's Tulsa. But somehow, that doesn't surprise me. When kids rebel, they really rebel.

Are you from T-town, dw? I haven't lived there in nearly a decade, but when I was of a young and impressionable age, I had the good fortune to hang out with the Brother Inferior (and every other crusty political band that as inspired by NOTA) hXc scene, which actually was quite positive for me. Pity the kids in this video missed out on it.
posted by Ufez Jones at 9:06 PM on July 20, 2006


I enjoyed it, in a bad cable access, teen John Waters-wannabe kind of way.

As they used to say in Film Threat, if you don't like it, make your own fucking movie.
posted by fungible at 9:10 PM on July 20, 2006


if you don't like it, make your own fucking movie.

Again, lame.
posted by Gator at 9:27 PM on July 20, 2006


You know, if those kids wanted to kick it up a notch they could enlist and just do that shit for real... But that wouldn't be art, that would be, like, ...real.
posted by tighttrousers at 9:31 PM on July 20, 2006


Wow. America really is finished, isn't it.

slatternus, you've never the Scandinavian death metal scene, eh? This can't compete with that stuff.
posted by tomplus2 at 9:37 PM on July 20, 2006


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posted by redteam at 9:50 PM on July 20, 2006


"Yet further proof that no one on MetaFilter was ever a teenager."

ChasFile: I still am a teenager and I just find that lame and confusing.
posted by liquorice at 9:51 PM on July 20, 2006


I remember, back in the day, smearing myself with ketchup, taking Polaroids while listening to Danzig. You kids these days, you're just not hard core.
posted by moonbird at 9:52 PM on July 20, 2006


Art can be an amalgam of contradictory impressions: Amusing, terrible and so on. That was really none of those things.
posted by PHINC at 9:55 PM on July 20, 2006


The girl getting her head cut off has a very "when will the dentist finish this" look on her face.

No struggle, just mild and bored waiting for it to end. Awesome.
posted by Matt Oneiros at 9:56 PM on July 20, 2006


I thought this was supposed to be some outtakes from a GWAR video or something like that.
posted by drstein at 10:18 PM on July 20, 2006


Are you from T-town, dw?

Yep. But I left after I graduated from high school (1990). Family still lives there.

I haven't lived there in nearly a decade, but when I was of a young and impressionable age, I had the good fortune to hang out with the Brother Inferior

They were after my time, sadly.

(and every other crusty political band that as inspired by NOTA)

And they were before my time. I never heard NOTA until junior high, when some of the older kids at Cascia played them. No, in my era the Tulsa scene was way discombobulated, with neo-Nazis and folk-rockers and metalheads. But we all ended up at Starship Records in the end. Bought my first Husker Du record there.

which actually was quite positive for me. Pity the kids in this video missed out on it.

I don't doubt that it was positive. Tulsa's a nice town; other than the neo-Nazis the scene and the people were friendly. These guys seem really nihilistic, though. They sure look like preacher's kids acting out.
posted by dw at 10:59 PM on July 20, 2006


No struggle, just mild and bored waiting for it to end. Awesome.

That's not unrealistic though, I've read accounts of people being in near death circumstances and suddenly having a feeling of calm and detachment overcoming them.
posted by bobo123 at 12:56 AM on July 21, 2006


Love the sudden foliage in the church/club parking lot.
posted by oraknabo at 3:11 AM on July 21, 2006


Finnish amateur splatter. Very entertaining.
posted by hoskala at 4:13 AM on July 21, 2006


spelling B

*falls on floor*
posted by emelenjr at 4:18 AM on July 21, 2006


Haha, that was fun. I didn't catch it at first but I love how the guy helps with his own disembowelling by tearing his shirt. Excellent.
posted by persona non grata at 5:46 AM on July 21, 2006


If you ever want to have the time of your life, get some friends together and make a little slasher gore movie. You will piss your pants laughing. ( there's nothing funnier then people trying to act evil). Anyhow, Satan be with you.

Where is that Deicide CD? I know it's around here somewhere...
posted by Skygazer at 7:44 AM on July 21, 2006


Warning!!!Extremely cheese, Dungeons & Dragons, including but not limited to pixies, dry ice, and a psychotic stuffed crow. NSFW, in fact, NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE ANYWHERE. Halfway ironic indie soundtrack though.
posted by Dr-Baa at 10:45 AM on July 21, 2006


Ahhh. Violence.
*warm snugglys*
posted by Smedleyman at 11:56 AM on July 21, 2006


thanks redteam, the first clip was really great. I didn't like the tulsa one though the music wasn't too bad.
posted by namagomi at 4:23 PM on July 21, 2006


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