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August 9, 2006 12:53 AM

Star Trek Inspirational Posters (page 2, zip file) available for download. And, of course, you knew you could make your own, right? (as seen on MetaChat)
posted by Eideteker (21 comments total)

the first one was good, as part of the inspirational poster genre, and maybe the logic one. The rest were kind of meh. Also a lot of the sub-title lines were a bit of an overkill.
posted by leibniz at 1:08 AM on August 9, 2006

Some of those were really good, the first in particular. But yes, many of the tags are too long. Expendability didn't need one at all, but just "Guess who's not coming back?" would work. Or "Three to beam up, Scotty."

Fun stuff!
posted by Malor at 1:53 AM on August 9, 2006

This one was missing:


(probably just an oversight)
posted by rob511 at 3:12 AM on August 9, 2006

See also RPG Motivational Posters, (my personal favorites. Bard, Chaotic Neutral, Gelatinous Cube and Hope)
posted by Tenuki at 3:13 AM on August 9, 2006

No post of motivational posters is complete without a link to Despair.com.
posted by blue_beetle at 5:54 AM on August 9, 2006

A ha ha ha ha
I was losing hope.
posted by NinjaTadpole at 5:58 AM on August 9, 2006

Holy shit, a Star Trek gag that doesn't mention Khan at all. That's amazing in and of itself.

"That Fight Music" had me closest to spitting coffee.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 6:08 AM on August 9, 2006

They should have had this one:


posted by magodesky at 7:14 AM on August 9, 2006

The above image was supposed to be this, by the way.
posted by magodesky at 7:38 AM on August 9, 2006

Not even one Scotty? Here in hell, Doohan is pissed. Well, more pissed than usual. I think he's going to pick a fight with Bones. Again.
posted by the ghost of Ken Lay at 7:57 AM on August 9, 2006

Sheesh, when I saw the link I was all excited to talk about this on my blog, but they aren't funny at all! This is a classic example of what's wrong with fan inside jokes. And the only ones that are even close to funny are so old it's ... well, not funny. A redshirt joke? An arrogant-Kirk joke? gimme a break.
posted by Tuffy at 8:07 AM on August 9, 2006

Tuffy, after thirty-five years, are there really any good TOS jokes left to discover?
posted by Plutor at 8:59 AM on August 9, 2006

Holy shit, a Star Trek gag that doesn't mention Khan at all. That's amazing in and of itself.

Ask and you shall receive...
posted by NotMyselfRightNow at 9:24 AM on August 9, 2006

Try that again...
posted by NotMyselfRightNow at 10:08 AM on August 9, 2006

Many of them are funny, but only if you remember the specific episode.
posted by Megafly at 10:23 AM on August 9, 2006

My dad's first name is "Con." Himself a HUGE Original Series fan. We had been saying the "Wrath of Con" as an inside joke for years before the movie came out. Mocking my father is a fmaily tradition. Now the internet and photoshop has thus provided the family with comedy gold. And so has this post. Thank you.

PS. Any Khan related jokes or images are appreciate and I thank you again in advance.

PS. PS. If an angry old man claiming to be my father happens to start posting lengthy rants in response to MeFi, please forgive him. He is old. And a 'Nam vet.
posted by tkchrist at 11:26 AM on August 9, 2006

Thus do I refute you!
posted by lekvar at 11:47 AM on August 9, 2006

Tenuki, might as well go right to the source.
posted by jiawen at 1:38 PM on August 9, 2006

KKKKKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Wet Spot at 6:47 PM on August 9, 2006

Well, at least we don't have any Khan jokes that mention Corinthian Leather...

(o )(o ) ( o)( o)
posted by baylink at 8:19 PM on August 9, 2006

Damnit you Tenuki, I read each one of those!
posted by Citizen Premier at 12:34 AM on August 10, 2006