Stephen Colbert "On Notice" Generator

August 9, 2006 4:30 PM

The Stephen Colbert "On Notice Board" Generator
posted by ColdChef (59 comments total)

You can't hotlink the results, but fun anyway.
posted by stopgap at 4:37 PM on August 9, 2006

I made mine X-rated. I bet I'm the first one to ever do that ever in the history of everness.
posted by jeremy b at 5:05 PM on August 9, 2006

posted by drezdn at 5:07 PM on August 9, 2006

I clicked submit before changing anything. The subsequent "error" page made me laugh out loud.
posted by Roommate at 5:11 PM on August 9, 2006

Their font doesn't have arabic in it!
posted by aubilenon at 5:23 PM on August 9, 2006

posted by Jimbob at 5:31 PM on August 9, 2006

drezdn: thats good. Here's mine you might remember it from somewhere...


posted by uni verse at 6:01 PM on August 9, 2006

posted by mathowie at 6:04 PM on August 9, 2006 [3 favorites]

posted by Servo5678 at 6:09 PM on August 9, 2006

mathowie: so true, so true! *laughs^
posted by uni verse at 6:12 PM on August 9, 2006

Oh, this should be entertaining. At least so long as the bandwidth holds out.
posted by yhbc at 6:15 PM on August 9, 2006

Heh, if you go through the last 100 entries you can see a lot of MeFites' minds at work. quonsar pops up frequently.
posted by yhbc at 6:18 PM on August 9, 2006

This is pretty sophisticated. The variable font width, the correct tilt and proportion on each line. Somebody did way too much work getting this right, and deserves major web kudos.

posted by wendell at 6:24 PM on August 9, 2006

When you first go to the page, Line 4 on the image says Bob Woodward and the text field says Filliam H Muffman.

I smell a conspiracy.
posted by Sparx at 6:25 PM on August 9, 2006

Woodruff rather. Yes, I can read. I just had a bob each way.
posted by Sparx at 6:26 PM on August 9, 2006

posted by wendell at 6:29 PM on August 9, 2006

posted by brain_drain at 6:36 PM on August 9, 2006 [1 favorite]

posted by wendell at 6:38 PM on August 9, 2006 [7 favorites]

That was awesome Wendell!
posted by drezdn at 6:39 PM on August 9, 2006

Wendell takes it, and then drives it home. Well done, sir.
posted by boo_radley at 6:56 PM on August 9, 2006

I could see some crossover with the wikipedia shenanigans here.
posted by empath at 7:00 PM on August 9, 2006

On Notice for Frogs:

via Miss Celania
posted by wendell at 7:00 PM on August 9, 2006

wendell ftw! I blew snots out my nose--thank you.
posted by fusinski at 7:20 PM on August 9, 2006

Wikipedia Edition:

posted by wendell at 7:31 PM on August 9, 2006

posted by wendell at 7:35 PM on August 9, 2006

posted by padraigin at 7:36 PM on August 9, 2006

posted by ericb at 7:37 PM on August 9, 2006 [1 favorite]

posted by wendell at 7:40 PM on August 9, 2006

posted by ericb at 7:41 PM on August 9, 2006

HAHAH my pal Jeff made this, he's in the middle of a move. he'll likely crap his pants when he gets back online and sees the hits.

Here's mine from last week:

posted by Dome-O-Rama at 8:45 PM on August 9, 2006

posted by gsteff at 9:02 PM on August 9, 2006

This is amazing.
posted by tapeguy at 9:30 PM on August 9, 2006

posted by Hicksu at 9:32 PM on August 9, 2006

Thanks, helicopters. Thopters.
posted by Jon Mitchell at 9:52 PM on August 9, 2006 [1 favorite]

posted by evisceratordeath at 10:09 PM on August 9, 2006 [6 favorites]

padraigin: Tell me you did not dig up the Wayne's World book to do that.
posted by Remy at 10:35 PM on August 9, 2006

These signs are not hand-crafted by skilled craftsman in Bangalore, India.

Useless.
posted by Tacos Are Pretty Great at 10:36 PM on August 9, 2006

posted by StopMakingSense at 10:54 PM on August 9, 2006 [1 favorite]

posted by iconomy at 11:04 PM on August 9, 2006 [1 favorite]

I am such a dork.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 11:16 PM on August 9, 2006

posted by iconomy at 11:29 PM on August 9, 2006

posted by ArmyOfKittens at 11:45 PM on August 9, 2006

Yeah, you are, ROU_X.

I Blame Your Mother.
posted by Jon Mitchell at 11:45 PM on August 9, 2006

ArmyOfKittens - best list eva

(gotta go play AC)
posted by bbuda at 11:56 PM on August 9, 2006

Someone want to explain WTF this is all about?
posted by salmacis at 12:37 AM on August 10, 2006

posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 1:13 AM on August 10, 2006 [1 favorite]

posted by wilberforce at 1:21 AM on August 10, 2006

posted by aye at 5:49 AM on August 10, 2006 [1 favorite]

/the original
posted by inthe80s at 7:01 AM on August 10, 2006

Wow, what a great app. And well-executed too.


posted by Galvatron at 8:04 AM on August 10, 2006

posted by chorltonmeateater at 8:24 AM on August 10, 2006

evisceratordeath wins, IMHO
posted by Deathalicious at 8:59 AM on August 10, 2006

How much you wanna bet that Colbert ends up pulling up this Site on his show?
posted by mach at 9:43 AM on August 10, 2006

How much you wanna bet Colbert doesn't read MeFi?
posted by ZachsMind at 9:47 AM on August 10, 2006

How much you wanna bet Colbert doesn't read MeFi?

I wanna know how you'll feel about that when the Word is "Mefilicious".
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 10:43 AM on August 10, 2006

posted by Chuckly at 11:22 AM on August 10, 2006

For the confused ^.

Is anyone else faintly disturbed by the sheer size of Colbert's entry in ^? It's like every joke he ever made is desribed there.
posted by Sparx at 2:14 PM on August 10, 2006

His entry is larger than the one for Lutheranism, I believe.

Best. thread. ever.

(well, except for the MeCha "what questions shouldn't we ask?" thread.)
posted by baylink at 9:32 PM on August 10, 2006

catpunchers, wesley crusher's jumpsuit, ^, brangelina, ceiling cat, gaia's stepdaughters, dyson spheres, clothed ferengi women are lol.
posted by uni verse at 9:57 AM on August 12, 2006