A truly blessed man

August 22, 2006 11:14 AM

2 heads are better than 1Ever heard of diphallus? Well, now you have. See here as well
posted by bmpetow (31 comments total)

Hyperlinking is cool.
posted by patr1ck at 11:16 AM on August 22, 2006

So are they left/right or upper/lower? I imagine that in either case, using a urinal might be a bit complicated.
posted by doctor_negative at 11:19 AM on August 22, 2006

aaaw, too bad! he'd have been a good match for this chick!
posted by sergeant sandwich at 11:19 AM on August 22, 2006

He could make millions in porn.
posted by fire&wings at 11:29 AM on August 22, 2006

sergeant sandwich: you beat me to it!
posted by Ricky_gr10 at 11:29 AM on August 22, 2006

He's gonna regret that surgery.
posted by jefbla at 11:33 AM on August 22, 2006

Intelligent design.
posted by billysumday at 11:34 AM on August 22, 2006

Should you be visually oriented, here's a diphallus picture. NSFW, obviously.

I remember being 11 years old and playing Trivial Pursuit with my mother and her friends and the question "What does a man with diphallus have" came to me. And I knew the answer but wasn't sure it was OK for me to say it.
posted by Nelson at 11:35 AM on August 22, 2006

Not so sure this is a "blessing" as the thread title suggest.

Earwigs, snakes, lizards, and crustaceans aren't the only ones with paired sexual appendages. Some men have been reported to "sport" one or several extra penises and penises that naturally split in two. Duplication of the penis is an extremely rare anomaly with only about a hundres cases being reported since the first case reported by Wecker in 1609.

Can't help being amused by the name of the man who first reported this.

This link has an astonishing photo of this, obviously NSFW.
posted by nickyskye at 11:38 AM on August 22, 2006

drat, should have done a preview.
posted by nickyskye at 11:39 AM on August 22, 2006

Realised my picture is different, even though our words were similar.
posted by nickyskye at 11:40 AM on August 22, 2006

Reminds me of an old joke... My tailor asks if I dress left or dress right...I told him I was ambidexterous.
posted by Gungho at 11:40 AM on August 22, 2006

Notice he's cut twice. Wonder what the rabbi/doctor thought about that? Did he get a bulk discount?
posted by 1f2frfbf at 11:47 AM on August 22, 2006

The trivial pursuit question was about polyorchid in my memory... a similar concept.
posted by GuyZero at 11:48 AM on August 22, 2006

taking a leak must have been an adventure.
posted by jonmc at 11:50 AM on August 22, 2006

"Ever heard of diphallus?

Yes. Probably one of many clinical terms taught to be by my sister.
posted by nthdegx at 11:54 AM on August 22, 2006

This link has an astonishing photo of this, obviously NSFW.

Hell, the URL is NSFW.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 11:54 AM on August 22, 2006 [1 favorite has favorites]

nickyskye, I had a friend who used to joke that one of his legs was longer than the other two, but that's just ridiculous!
posted by kimota at 12:19 PM on August 22, 2006

If anyone sticks an image in the comments...well, please don't!

(Stll a bit trembly and unwell from the peckish primate here recently).
posted by Jody Tresidder at 12:22 PM on August 22, 2006

peckish primate

Visual ptsd. lol. Yup, that was traumatising.
posted by nickyskye at 12:28 PM on August 22, 2006

There are people who are born with the standard equipment and, uh, bifurcate themselves as adults.

And then put pictures of that on the internet.

I wish they wouldn't.
posted by Zozo at 12:46 PM on August 22, 2006

I decided not to comment about this one.
posted by davy at 1:20 PM on August 22, 2006

feeling...so inadequate...

must...buy...Porsche.
posted by horsewithnoname at 1:44 PM on August 22, 2006

Double the real estate for googly eyes!
posted by rosemere at 2:25 PM on August 22, 2006

Diphallic porn. Thank you Stile Project.
posted by redteam at 2:39 PM on August 22, 2006

redteam writes "Diphallic porn."

I'm pretty sure I don't want to see this, but the name of the file alone makes me laugh...
posted by clevershark at 3:37 PM on August 22, 2006

From sergeant sandwich's link:
"What It Feels Like... To Have Two Vaginas

By Anonymous, 41, record-company executive "

Record company executive? Based on that I'd rather expect that she'd have two anuses...
posted by clevershark at 3:41 PM on August 22, 2006

Do you think he'll cry when he wakes up and finds they've taken the bigger one off?

I also remember the polyorchid question.
posted by biffa at 2:24 AM on August 23, 2006

Record company executive? Based on that I'd rather expect that she'd have two anuses...

...or three buttocks.
posted by Ironwolf at 3:17 AM on August 23, 2006

Sorry, should have been "and three buttocks."
posted by Ironwolf at 3:18 AM on August 23, 2006

[fixed hyperlink]
posted by jessamyn at 6:54 AM on August 23, 2006