Behold - the Babe-a-lizer!

August 25, 2006 6:12 AM

Babe-a-lizer! Friday Flash Fun - hotties galore (including pics of the Mercury Girl and the Queen of All Media (warning: music autostart, provocative photos, possibly NSFW) - gotta love the panic button!
posted by GoshND (22 comments total)

I was so happy when I found out the Mercury Girl was just a car spokesmodel and not some kind of fchan hybrid.
posted by cavalier at 6:17 AM on August 25, 2006 [1 favorite]

Oy.
posted by kosem at 6:30 AM on August 25, 2006

Does that button seriously say "Add to spanbank"?
posted by delmoi at 6:31 AM on August 25, 2006

I get nothing but a solid black screen.
posted by Dagobert at 6:43 AM on August 25, 2006 [1 favorite]

33? The have 33 pictures? Were they not aware that this is the Internet, and not a miniature flipbook?
posted by cortex at 6:44 AM on August 25, 2006

Does that button seriously say "Add to spanbank"?
posted by delmoi at 9:31 AM EST on August 25 [+] [!]

spankbank, yes.
thank the gods masturbation is finally being accepted in our culture.
posted by Busithoth at 6:49 AM on August 25, 2006

The Mercury girl ... is she the one that keeps telling me to put Mercury on my "list" -- as if I keep a shopping list of various cars just in case I forget exactly why I ran out to the store?
posted by grabbingsand at 6:53 AM on August 25, 2006

But it's a sad commentary on our culture that people masturbate to this. What happened to nipples?
posted by Joey Bagels at 6:53 AM on August 25, 2006

Huh, that Mercury Girl looks pretty good on the Spike thing, but I've never understood her appeal in the Mercury ads. That outfit -- blue top, skinny pants, heels -- is horrifying.
posted by schoolgirl report at 6:57 AM on August 25, 2006

Joey, I see that you, like myself, can no longer even get hard if the images don't involve scat midget-snuff and farm animals. God bless the internet.

Also, this is pretty cool. Porn2.0.
posted by slimepuppy at 7:01 AM on August 25, 2006

Fully clothed is the new transgressive.
posted by basicchannel at 7:11 AM on August 25, 2006

I bet that girl doesn't even know how to ride that motorcycle.
posted by jessamyn at 7:22 AM on August 25, 2006

actually, sir, you would be incorrect.
posted by taocow at 7:34 AM on August 25, 2006

snark alert!

[yawn]

Are they interacting with me? No.
Anyone in particular? No.

They're there because they were paid.

Sex ~ Money is the YingYang of the Damned.
posted by CynicalKnight at 7:37 AM on August 25, 2006

This isn't even worthy of a Fark Boobies tag.
posted by fungible at 7:45 AM on August 25, 2006

"Rachelle Leah explains what it's like to be hot"
posted by wfc123 at 9:09 AM on August 25, 2006

Beth O? But she's got a face like a horse! j/k

Some impressive photography in this babelizer thing, but this isn't any better than your average Sports Illustrated Swimsuit calendar. I like the music. "Rope A Dope" is particularly cool. Overall though, not a lot that's spankable here. This isn't doing much for me. I prefer my porn less airbrushed. Freckles, tatoos, the occasional scar, these are turn-ons. False perfect skin is like being enamored by enamel.
posted by ZachsMind at 9:25 AM on August 25, 2006

since when did mefi turn into fark? i swear, all i see now is one link posts to you tube (e.g. check out this sick monkey that eats its spluge) and retarded shit like this. where are all the snobby grad students and insane researchers who presume (correctly) that I give a shit about their esoteric projects?
posted by endivebreakfast at 9:41 AM on August 25, 2006

if grad students and insane researchers are presuming personally that you have interest in their projects, they should be posting them to Projects—else they'd be self-linking.

Also, ridiculous hyperbole.
posted by cortex at 10:26 AM on August 25, 2006

where are all the snobby grad students and insane researchers who presume (correctly) that I give a shit about their esoteric projects?
posted by endivebreakfast at 12:41 PM EST on August 25 [+] [!]

Wild guess, I'd say they were on summer break.
posted by Pastabagel at 10:37 AM on August 25, 2006

Um. Did I wait all that time for the page to download, just for a flash-based gallery of chicks..that are wearing clothing?!?
posted by Deathalicious at 8:56 PM on August 25, 2006

What happened to nipples?

I was gonna ask! Damned Photoshop...
posted by tantrumthecat at 7:22 AM on August 26, 2006