Marksman called in to kill Kingston’s pigeons

December 8, 2006 2:25 PM

"A specialist marksman will carry out a 'humane cull' of pigeons in the Memorial Gardens, Kingston's Town Centre Management announced this week." via caoine.org
posted by cgc373 (8 comments total)

*cocks rifle*
posted by randomination at 2:31 PM on December 8, 2006

What ho? Not very sporting, old chap. Odds bodikins!
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 2:32 PM on December 8, 2006

Previously.

Woo, never got do one of these before :D
posted by cyrusdogstar at 2:33 PM on December 8, 2006

Cigarette?
posted by cortex at 2:35 PM on December 8, 2006 [1 favorite]

birds of a feather....
posted by Stynxno at 2:37 PM on December 8, 2006

Arg, I was searching for the previously and didn't get it in time!

Damn ye, cyrusdogstar!

The letters following the article are fantastic.
posted by Merlyn at 2:39 PM on December 8, 2006

Dammit! I'm a double-machine, these days.

And damn you, too, jonson!

friggin' finding birds in newspapers and friggin' postin' to friggin' MetaFilter . . .
posted by cgc373 at 2:40 PM on December 8, 2006

So will bullet holes be popping up all over walls and roofs in Kingston?
posted by calhound at 2:45 PM on December 8, 2006