The Online Pork Rind Resource

January 24, 2007 3:59 PM

The Online Pork Rind Resource. Once a genuine online store, porkrind.com is now your premier source for pork rind in sculpture, music, poetry... and porn (NSFW). Don't miss the reviews! And the tour of Texas! And the insanity!
posted by chrismear (16 comments total)

Looks totally reputable. Great design.
posted by Mayor Curley at 4:13 PM on January 24, 2007

That's some crappy porn.
posted by Astro Zombie at 4:13 PM on January 24, 2007

Thats too good. I'm still chuckling... Porkrind.com... lol!!! I love the internet. I wanna party with those guys.
posted by BillsR100 at 4:19 PM on January 24, 2007

Man. I am so torn. On the one hand, I love a particular brand of seasoned pork rinds (which I can't remember offhand) but I haven't had them in a long time. This post makes me want to go find them.

On the other hand... sorry, chrismear... not a fan of the post. Maybe there are better fried pigskin related websites out there.

Resisting... urge... to... flag.

:)
posted by The Deej at 4:22 PM on January 24, 2007

Oh, and... Resource link: not clickable. Fun link: broken rollover image. Let's wait till they finish the site.
posted by The Deej at 4:24 PM on January 24, 2007

<drooool>

...

We sent them to 47 states, as well as Kenya, South Korea, Japan, Norway and Pakistan. Pork rinds are no longer for sale here... Please don't contact us about where to get Porkrinds elsewhere on the web. We don't know.

Boooo!
posted by porpoise at 4:36 PM on January 24, 2007

Am I the only person who remembers being able to buy microwave pork rinds at the grocery store a couple of years ago? Now I cant find them at all..
posted by mrbill at 6:04 PM on January 24, 2007

www.microwaveporkrinds.com
posted by TedW at 6:09 PM on January 24, 2007

Resisting... urge... to... flag.

:)
posted by The Deej

Um. The pig sculpture made out rinds is worth the price of admission alone, Mr. Make-a-post-about-a-crappy-town-because-he-lives-there.
posted by Burhanistan at 6:23 PM on January 24, 2007

Um. The pig sculpture made out rinds is worth the price of admission alone, Mr. Make-a-post-about-a-crappy-town-because-he-lives-there.

I agree. It was worth the price of admission. Free.

And, hey, don't be hatin' on my crappy Billings post! I have plenty of other crappy posts you can pick on.

Billingz rulez!
posted by The Deej at 6:28 PM on January 24, 2007

In my defence, and by way of explanation, MeFi is traditionally about the links, not the subject matter. Make of that what you will.
posted by chrismear at 6:24 AM on January 25, 2007

This post came about from one animal. One delicious animal...
posted by TheDonF at 3:20 PM on January 25, 2007

In my defence, and by way of explanation, MeFi is traditionally about the links, not the subject matter. Make of that what you will.
posted by chrismear

No no no, chrismear!!! Never defend your post. Even if it sucks. Just say "Screw you, haters, flag it and move on, and stop shitting in my thread!" And the suckier the post, the less you should put up with crap about it.

From one who has first hand experience with crappy posts. :)
posted by The Deej at 8:40 PM on January 25, 2007

STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, YOU SHIT.
posted by chrismear at 3:55 AM on January 26, 2007

Better?
posted by chrismear at 3:55 AM on January 26, 2007

AWESOME!!!!! :)

you twat-faced, dick-nosed, urine-soaked, skid-mark!

damn that tourette's!
posted by The Deej at 4:56 AM on January 26, 2007