If You're Toilet-Trained And Have Less Than Three Felony Convictions, Spam U. Wants You!

January 30, 2007 7:45 PM

Spam University. "Are you tired of your dead-end job? Want to make some big-time cash without actually working? Earn the money you deserve in the exciting and fast-growing spam industry," but only if you meet the rigorous admissions criteria. Check out the lovely campus amenities and meet the alumni. If you're athletically inclined, you might even want to join one of Spam U.'s championship-winning teams!
posted by amyms (10 comments total)

I laughed, I cried.
posted by Iron Rat at 9:18 PM on January 30, 2007

OMG! This is awesome! Where do I sign up?!

/gags
posted by youngergirl44 at 9:43 PM on January 30, 2007

Stereotypes based on class really aren't any more appropriate than those based on race, or gender or sexual orientation or nationality or...
posted by chickletworks at 9:46 PM on January 30, 2007

I clicked every link, but I was not entertained.
posted by jeffamaphone at 10:07 PM on January 30, 2007

Tough crowd tonight... lol

Stereotypes based on class

I didn't know spammers were a "class" but if they are, I offer my humble apologies... Although, I'm of the opinion that if we can't make fun of spammers, then THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON!!!111eleventy!!!
posted by amyms at 10:13 PM on January 30, 2007

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posted by phylum sinter at 10:53 PM on January 30, 2007

I neither laughed nor cried.
posted by mrnutty at 11:20 PM on January 30, 2007

nor kissed $5 (PayPal) goodbye.
posted by hal9k at 11:38 PM on January 30, 2007

I hear the cafeteria has good phish sticks.
posted by rolypolyman at 12:36 AM on January 31, 2007 [1 favorite]

How come they don't offer an executive MBA?
posted by srboisvert at 3:36 AM on January 31, 2007