Man Marries TV

February 14, 2001 1:41 PM

Man Marries TV
posted by amanda (10 comments total)

that's just downright weird. I don't quite get it. Is this supposed to be a funny article or is it for real? If its for real, does marrying a TV affect what you pay on taxes?
posted by howa2396 at 2:20 PM on February 14, 2001

There was this guy who wanted to marry his car.

This is my favorite:

"Well, in California they are doing same-sex marriages," he said. "So we are here in Tennessee. Why can't we do the good ol' boy thing and marry our cars and trucks?"
posted by jennyb at 2:26 PM on February 14, 2001

And after Mitch had promised to "love, honour and obey" his gogglebox...

"gogglebox"...LOL
posted by jpoulos at 2:43 PM on February 14, 2001

How long before someone marries their computer?
posted by Steven Den Beste at 3:47 PM on February 14, 2001

My wife calls my computer "the other woman."
posted by waxpancake at 3:53 PM on February 14, 2001

I think the real question is what is that site on which the story was found?
posted by rschram at 4:02 PM on February 14, 2001

How about marrying WinAMP? This should help.
posted by Steven Den Beste at 4:17 PM on February 14, 2001

A television? Only if it was one of those tv/tivo/direct tv combo thingies with a universal remote.
posted by heather at 5:31 PM on February 14, 2001

Gotta wire in one of these. Otherwise it's only flirtation.
posted by dhartung at 7:18 PM on February 14, 2001

C'mon now, everybody knows this is OK so long as the tv isn't male...in that case the whole world would turn upside down.
posted by DiplomaticImmunity at 10:27 AM on February 15, 2001