Rejoyce, for you shall see the truth in worshipping The Flying Spaghetti Monster that is more delicious then your friggin monster.
Also, if you want to believe in something there is no need to get stuck into supernatural delusions becoming followers of guys that are best at pretending they know better about stuff you just imaginated.
Simple solution: worship ME ! Or maybe , ask yourself why you want to worship someone/something. posted by elpapacito at 8:15 AM on April 29, 2007
I love that the justification for worshipping Cthulhu is "They've got a book." Suddenly those door-to-door Jehovah's Witnesses with their pamphlets make so much more sense! posted by danb at 8:18 AM on April 29, 2007
danb - they've also had a convention! I bet they got up to some whacky hijinks there. Sadly no word on a Cthulhu Two convention. posted by Artw at 8:27 AM on April 29, 2007
Amusing how a self proclaimed high priest of the Old Ones gets into some wiki-dweeb citing-of-sources type pissing contest with some dude-with-a-blog..
Hardly HIGH PRIEST OF CTHULHU material I say.. surely any opponents casting aspersions on the Sacred Documents of the TRUE RELIGION would VANISH in the middle of the night with just a discordant piping sound heard by the neighbours and a mysterious slime left on the window stills.. and re-appear some months later in Antarctica a fanatical supporter of said religion, with no memories of their previous heretical questionings of the BOOK. posted by zog at 8:40 AM on April 29, 2007
Another thing that vanish is water ! It is A MISTERY ! posted by elpapacito at 8:46 AM on April 29, 2007 [2 favorites]
Just what we need, more psuedopagan poseurs to annoy us. posted by grytpype at 8:49 AM on April 29, 2007
This Satanis guy seems a little to self-assured to have peered into the infinite abyss of unspeakable horrors. It's all fun and games until someone loses their sanity. posted by Durhey at 12:34 PM on April 29, 2007 [1 favorite]
I pray that all these people for for Gravel in '08. posted by Dizzy at 2:34 PM on April 29, 2007
This isn't anywhere close to actual worship. It's one goofy, horny guy's attempt to merge dirty sex with live-action role-playing. Judging by my limited, second-hand experience of LARPing, it's already a lot like selling Amway - in order to get enough people interested to make it work, you basically have to constantly pester everybody you know, in a usually futile attempt to get them to join to join. Throw in some kinky group sex, and I can't see poor Darrick having too many takers.
By the way, most of the pages on the cultofcthulhu.net site contain some very NSFW pictures - in a crudely painted sort of way. posted by Soulfather at 2:44 PM on April 29, 2007
it's already a lot like selling Amway
except, of course, grand rapids is colder than r'lyeh and doesn't have the night life or the loose women posted by pyramid termite at 2:51 PM on April 29, 2007
Soulfather - It's one goofy, horny guy's attempt to merge dirty sex with live-action role-playing.
I wonder when someone's going to get around to doing a World of Whorecraft treatment for Cum of Cthulhu? posted by porpoise at 2:53 PM on April 29, 2007
in a crudely painted sort of way.
Indeed. What is it with "Magicky" stuff and really appalling artwork? posted by Artw at 3:06 PM on April 29, 2007
Man, these guys are playing fast and loose with Fred Phelps' intelectual property. posted by Kid Charlemagne at 9:47 AM on April 30, 2007
Also, if you want to believe in something there is no need to get stuck into supernatural delusions becoming followers of guys that are best at pretending they know better about stuff you just imaginated.
Simple solution: worship ME ! Or maybe , ask yourself why you want to worship someone/something.
posted by elpapacito at 8:15 AM on April 29, 2007