BAGHDAD (Reuters) -- A new front has opened up in the War on Terror--and it may reach anywhere the Internet does. Insurgents from Al-Qaeda in Iraq, the Sunni Resistance and many other armed resistance groups have begun a savage assault on American troop morale using an unlikely weapon: Pictures of cats with amusing captions.
Pointing at an example image, which shows two cats fighting with the labels "Jihadi cat is agressive" and "Infidel cat is doomed", Sgt. Remf Gildbrick of the US Army Office of Overused Web Memes explains: "By juxtaposing the innocence of domestic pets with the 'humor' of intentionally misspelled terror threats, America's enemies seek to destroy the morale of our beloved forces for good. Our only hope now is to retaliate by distributing leaflets showing naked, degraded Abu Ghraib detainees with slogans like 'Surpriez! Buttsecks!'"
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