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August 26, 2007 10:55 PM   Subscribe

Need advice? Ask a Theoretical Physicist. Ask A Gay Man. Ask A Dork. Ask A Ninja (previously). Ask Great Granny. Ask Poop Report. Ask a Hill Staffer (if you can have a job writing Ask A Hill Staffer). Ask A Nun. Ask the Dalai Lama. Ask the Magic 8 Ball. Or I suppose you could always just Ask Mefi.
posted by haricotvert (20 comments total) 8 users marked this as a favorite

 
Ask Poop Report is about the best use of the internet that I can conceive of.
posted by dismas at 10:59 PM on August 26, 2007


Whatever you do, don't ask a psychic... they're all charlatans.
posted by Poolio at 11:02 PM on August 26, 2007


Or ask an Intro to a Fox Trot Cartoon Collection. Or a High-School Student Who Didn't Do The Required Reading. Or a 7-Year-Old With a New Joke Book. Or a Bee. Or a Man Getting Yelled At By His Wife Over The Phone At Work. And a few others.

All jokes aside, great post.
posted by bijou at 11:09 PM on August 26, 2007


I can divine the future with my bowel movements.
posted by dismas at 11:10 PM on August 26, 2007


ask a mexican!
posted by bruce at 11:11 PM on August 26, 2007


ask a mexican!

Ask 'em to give back the American job they stole. ;)
posted by Poolio at 11:22 PM on August 26, 2007


Ask Divine about the future of your bowel movements. We all will go a progress through the guts of a beggar.
posted by pracowity at 11:42 PM on August 26, 2007 [1 favorite]


Ask anybody
posted by growabrain at 11:45 PM on August 26, 2007


If you support the war in Iraq, ask a recruiter.
posted by Poolio at 11:58 PM on August 26, 2007


Ask a Theoretical Physicist

Why don't you have an real job?
posted by Gnostic Novelist at 12:03 AM on August 27, 2007 [1 favorite]


*a
posted by Gnostic Novelist at 12:15 AM on August 27, 2007


Ask a Gnostic Novelist!
posted by Wolof at 12:25 AM on August 27, 2007 [1 favorite]


Ask Philosophers
posted by cardamine at 1:50 AM on August 27, 2007


Maybe I should sue mathowie.
posted by Eideteker at 4:16 AM on August 27, 2007



Ask a Theoretical Physicist

Why don't you have an real job?


aside from the snark, that's actually kind of a funny image.

"WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BECOME A REAL PHYSICIST?"
posted by dismas at 7:08 AM on August 27, 2007



Ask a Theoretical Physicist

Why don't you have an real job?


aside from the snark, that's actually kind of a funny image.

"WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BECOME A REAL PHYSICIST?"
posted by dismas at 7:08 AM on August 27, 2007


Your post is better than mine, but here's some I posted in March:

Got a spiritual question? Ask an Islamic scholar. Or ask a Trappist monk. Or ask a Catholic priest. Or a Lutheran pastor. Jewish? Ask a Rabbi. Jewish and like firearms? Ask a rabbi with a gun.

posted by escabeche at 7:21 AM on August 27, 2007


Ask a Rabbi with a Gun is the craziest thing I have ever seen on the int3rw3b. Thanks!
posted by GuyZero at 8:50 AM on August 27, 2007


or ask a chola.
posted by killy willy at 8:58 AM on August 27, 2007


Also, A[sk] a Pirate.

I hate to boast but the pirate actually answered my question.
posted by champthom at 9:11 AM on August 27, 2007


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