In the course of his career, John has received no awards worth mentioning but did receive a letter of complaint from Buckingham Palace, which is clearly a lot better.
...also it looks the office manager Stephanie is constantly setting her up like a bowling pin. She's always telling her how nervous Jon is around her, and when Lauren asks Jon he looks shocked and even asks once "is she serious?"
Maybe her sin was being too easily manipulated out of a job.
I jump to my feet, put my hands on my hips, pinch my nipples, and say, "I just want to please you. Do I please you, Jon? Do I?" (...) "I'm so worried about you licking me—what is wrong with me?—I mean liking me—"
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