This only works as a parody of the internet. posted by found missing at 1:54 PM on December 2, 2007
I dunno, when ever I lose something, the first place I check is the internet. posted by blue_beetle at 2:09 PM on December 2, 2007
My girlfriend periodically finds and collects knit scarves while out and about. I always accuse her of depriving warmth from a deaf, autistic child. posted by Tube at 2:24 PM on December 2, 2007
Damn, I lost my hat, not a glove. posted by R. Mutt at 3:40 PM on December 2, 2007
What I really need is a service that will help me find the socks I lose in the laundry. One Cold Foot, anyone? Or will that help half-nervous people? posted by CG at 1:22 PM on December 3, 2007
Hey! Just found my hat. (No thanks to the internet.) On the driveway under the snow. In case it was keeping you good folks awake at night. posted by R. Mutt at 1:43 PM on December 3, 2007
posted by edd at 1:13 PM on December 2, 2007