Flash Friday

December 7, 2007 12:03 AM

Angular Momentum Get balls into holes, using curves, walls, levitating thingies, accelerators. (Via)
posted by No Mutant Enemy (20 comments total)

NSFW ads, not even a very good game.
posted by pjern at 12:13 AM on December 7, 2007

NSFW text! Get balls into holes, using curves? *tugs at collar*
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 12:32 AM on December 7, 2007 [3 favorites]

this game is a subversive plot to get me to listen to techno. to that i say "heck no!"
posted by Hat Maui at 12:54 AM on December 7, 2007

It seems to be well done, I liked the graphics and physics. It's not particularly interesting though, and the music becomes annoying after a while.
posted by parallax7d at 1:07 AM on December 7, 2007

Intestine-y!
posted by fire&wings at 3:17 AM on December 7, 2007

Finally! A game for all the brain-damaged quadruplegics with bad music taste among us!
posted by Laotic at 3:19 AM on December 7, 2007

I don't see any NSFW ads, but the game is pretty dull. Too easy.
posted by afx237vi at 5:43 AM on December 7, 2007

Kinda neat.
posted by OmieWise at 6:17 AM on December 7, 2007

Like Sonic the Hedgehog, only slow, and with less hedgehogs.
posted by roofus at 6:36 AM on December 7, 2007 [1 favorite]

Get balls into holes, using curves

Millions of 7th grade boys must be feeling the urge to snicker, but they can't explain why.
posted by jonp72 at 6:37 AM on December 7, 2007

IMO this game would be more interesting if the arrow keys actually controlled only the angular momentum of the ball. Unfortunately, the arrow keys instead seem to control its linear momentum. Evidence: you can still control the ball in the air. If angular momentum were being controlled, you could only redirect the ball while it was in contact with a wall. As such, this is merely a platformer with really really sluggish controls, rather than a nifty physics toy.
posted by rlk at 6:38 AM on December 7, 2007

Blueprint might be better.
posted by erpava at 6:53 AM on December 7, 2007 [1 favorite]

*tugs at collar*
Woof, woof!
posted by Wolfdog at 7:25 AM on December 7, 2007

no wonder that thing tried to kill everyone at the portal lab! I would too if they made me do all that shit!
posted by shmegegge at 8:42 AM on December 7, 2007

Wait, wait, wait... there's a GAME hidden somewhere in this craptacular website?
posted by evilcolonel at 9:02 AM on December 7, 2007

kinda reminds me of a colon.
posted by spish at 9:18 AM on December 7, 2007

I had the same thought, rlk. If I couldn't control the ball mid air, the game could be an interesting physics puzzle.
posted by Nelson at 9:37 AM on December 7, 2007

Jeez, tough crowd. I found it mildly amusing, and the Yes-themed username is huge, so thanks to you, No Mutant Enemy.
posted by saladin at 11:57 AM on December 7, 2007

what the hell is this ball made from? Tungsten?
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 4:31 PM on December 7, 2007

It's now marked down as Recommended by: Metafilter
posted by lloyder at 6:13 AM on December 8, 2007