Coffee Bukkake Man Arrested!

December 13, 2007 4:31 AM

Girlfriend just broke up with you? Feeling a little stress? Be careful how you relieve it - you may end up on the wrong side of the law (or be the subject of a cartoon depiction).
posted by thrakintosh (22 comments total)

But we're still okay to spit tea at random schoolgirls, as a frustration-relieving exercise for girls not getting with us in the first place, right?

It's a confusing place, this modern politically-correct society. *sigh*
posted by chrismear at 4:44 AM on December 13, 2007

Women once again finding a way to steal men's vital fluids.
posted by srboisvert at 4:59 AM on December 13, 2007 [1 favorite has favorites]

Still not as cool as Dog Shit Girl.
posted by hjo3 at 5:09 AM on December 13, 2007

Is it worth $5.00 to register Coffee Bukkake Man as a sock-puppet? Hmmmm....
posted by Devils Rancher at 5:15 AM on December 13, 2007

I thought you needed at least five participants to qualify for bukkake.

How our standards have fallen.
posted by psmealey at 5:30 AM on December 13, 2007 [1 favorite has favorites]

Now I'm trying to figure out what "Too Much Bukkake Man" would look like.

Aaaand now I'm trying to stop thinking about what "Too Much Bukkake Man" would look like.
posted by L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg at 5:39 AM on December 13, 2007 [10 favorites has favorites]

I expected everyone to shoot this joke all over the thread, but I guess I was wrong: *spits coffee on keyboard*
posted by DU at 5:48 AM on December 13, 2007 [1 favorite has favorites]

*spits coffee on DU's keyboard*
posted by nola at 5:57 AM on December 13, 2007 [1 favorite has favorites]

Chrismear = hilarious
posted by josher71 at 6:04 AM on December 13, 2007

*DU's keyboard comes to it's senses quickly enough to copy nola's SS# to desktop*
posted by maryh at 6:05 AM on December 13, 2007

How often does the bukkke tag get used, hmmm?
posted by shakespeherian at 6:32 AM on December 13, 2007

How often does the bukkke tag get used, hmmm?

Not too often, as the danger of splashback on the white robes is quite high...
posted by benzo8 at 6:42 AM on December 13, 2007

In other japanprobe news, 40% of Japanese men sit down to pee.
posted by hypocritical ross at 7:58 AM on December 13, 2007

The info graphics are priceless.
posted by stagewhisper at 8:32 AM on December 13, 2007

fear his brother, clam chowder bukkake man.
posted by bruce at 9:40 AM on December 13, 2007 [1 favorite has favorites]

Hear that? That's the sound of new porn being made.
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 9:44 AM on December 13, 2007

Aaaand now I'm trying to stop thinking about what "Too Much Bukkake Man" would look like.

I think it would look like a cease and desist from Shannon Wheeler.
posted by Pope Guilty at 10:52 AM on December 13, 2007

I am sooo not going to comment in this thread. I don't want anything to do with this, nor do I want it showing up in my Recent Comments for the next week or so.






fuck.
posted by quin at 1:24 PM on December 13, 2007

from the link: [Language note: Bukkake comes from the Japanese verb bukkakeru, which means to splash or to douse.]

Now all I can think of is "The Adventures of Bukkakeru Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension".

Help.
posted by wendell at 1:37 PM on December 13, 2007 [2 favorites has favorites]

If that's not an actual porno yet, it should be.
posted by Dr-Baa at 1:49 PM on December 13, 2007

It is. I've been makin' coffee-spit bukkake flicks in Rio for the last few years, but its hard to find performers who will use real coffee.
posted by Henry C. Mabuse at 7:36 PM on December 13, 2007

I like bukkake.
posted by homunculus at 8:02 PM on December 13, 2007