Im in your FPP using yo snoclones posted by Rubbstone at 1:22 PM on December 17, 2007
closetphilosopherclued me into the existence of these back in April. It was the first I had heard that there was a specific term.
I love that the neologism came from the old trope: If the Eskimos have N words for snow, X surely have M words for Y. posted by quin at 1:23 PM on December 17, 2007
It's interesting how many of these have what at least sound at first like grammatical mistakes (the "me no" in "X me no Xs", the "got" in "got X?") - maybe key to their memory-sticking power? posted by gottabefunky at 1:26 PM on December 17, 2007
I also very much enjoy misusing them.
Whatever Xs your X (e.g. whatever jiggles your Jello) is so much more fun as:
Whatever dry-humps your carpet.
Whatever stabs your refrigerator.
Whatever verbs your noun.
Whatever walks through your valley of death.
Whatever juggles your chihuahuas.
etc.
[Use of these in a corporate meeting is guaranteed to provide you with dirty looks from senior management.] posted by quin at 1:29 PM on December 17, 2007 [7 favorites has favorites]
If loving snowclones is wrong, I don't want to be right. posted by GuyZero at 1:36 PM on December 17, 2007
"I'm thinking of digging a trench around the house and filling it with thousands of weasels."
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Important corollary:
A few is the new 4. posted by rusty at 2:16 PM on December 17, 2007
I was hoping it had something to do with Snow Goons. posted by Hicksu at 2:30 PM on December 17, 2007
Snowclones are extremely fun. I discovered one once without even knowing what it was, blogged it, and it got picked up by Language Log, because a friend/acquaintance happens to be plugged into that community. Glad to know there's a repository! posted by Stewriffic at 2:38 PM on December 17, 2007
Ooooh! Mine's not in there yet! ::toddles off to suggest an addition:: posted by Stewriffic at 2:43 PM on December 17, 2007
Snowclones? We don't need no stinkin' snowclones! posted by never used baby shoes at 2:44 PM on December 17, 2007
Some compounds have similar idiomatic and generative properties as snowclones, for example 'plastic X' is very often not genuine X at all: plastic gun, plastic soldier, plastic flower. With suitable hosts, they are not only 'X made of plastic', but 'imitation of X made from plastic', and it can be stretched to mark something that is not even plastic, just very fake. It is plausible that there is one process behind both sentence-long snowclone templates and two-word compounds, but it is tricky to formulate that process so that it doesn't try to do too much: it easily gets computationally heavy trying to match for every sentence if they fit to some known idiom-frame. Or then, maybe that's what language mostly is, idiom frames abstracted to syntactic rules. (See Ray Jackendoff). posted by Free word order! at 2:56 PM on December 17, 2007
Also inspired by Language Log, the Eggcorn Database, a compendium of eggcorns, or words and phrases commonly misheard or misunderstood (eg "in arrears" → "in the rears"). posted by adoarns at 4:10 PM on December 17, 2007 [1 favorite has favorites]
Nifty. I'd not encountered the term snowclones before, though of course I've used them. posted by sotonohito at 4:50 PM on December 17, 2007
I really hate X-y Mc-X-erson. It's such a bland excuse to say X. Be creative: X-y McY-erson. at least. posted by Brainy at 5:18 PM on December 17, 2007
Surrealism is the new hockey stick. posted by Scoo at 6:13 PM on December 17, 2007
bacon is the new ambrosia. posted by bruce at 6:46 PM on December 17, 2007
I love snowclones but I wish they'd named them after a different example, since that one is so long and unwieldy and not really common enough for people to instantly recognize what you're talking about.
"X is the new Y" is a perfect example. It's short, common, and makes it pretty obvious what the phenomenon is you're referring to. Jorn just called it ClicheWatch. posted by straight at 7:53 PM on December 17, 2007
...the new ambrosia, bruce?
to hear folks around here tell it, bacon has been fruit of the gods for an age. posted by CitizenD at 8:54 PM on December 17, 2007
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