World Orgasm Day December 19, 2007 1:18 PM Subscribe
December 22is World Orgasm Day. "WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy."
posted by Steven C. Den Beste (59 comments total)
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Another example of the commies going after our precious bodily fluids. They must be stopped! posted by mullingitover at 1:20 PM on December 19, 2007 [1 favorite]
Don't they do this every year? And isn't it a farce every year? Why are you posting this? posted by klangklangston at 1:22 PM on December 19, 2007
Hey, I'll be hanging out with a female friend right when this is going on. Maybe I can use this as a way to get laid! posted by papakwanz at 1:24 PM on December 19, 2007
What sayeth the bible ab ut spilling seed upon the ground? if not on the ground, where then? See, Thomas Malthus posted by Postroad at 1:28 PM on December 19, 2007
Wow. An actual warning about overpopulation. Haven't seen that in 25 years. Gee, I wonder why? posted by wfc123 at 1:32 PM on December 19, 2007
That only gives me three days to mentally prepare myself. posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:33 PM on December 19, 2007
Don't they do this every year?
This year they're asking everyone to add a sneeze at the end. posted by itchylick at 1:33 PM on December 19, 2007
Hey! That's my birthday! Wonder what I'm going to get....and where..... posted by The Light Fantastic at 1:55 PM on December 19, 2007 [1 favorite]
"WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy."
Yeah but we'll all be asleep through the resulting temporary utopia. posted by cashman at 1:56 PM on December 19, 2007 [3 favorites]
quin, too bad you'll set it off on a Saturday. There's this one cute little brunette I work with whom I'd like to see this happen to.... posted by pax digita at 2:06 PM on December 19, 2007
Dear WFC--wnder why Malthus ignored? Because when he babbed about expoential growth he talked about impact on food. But technology and science seem able to take care of food issues. But huge pop growth now can be seen for other problems, ie, water shortage, loss of renewalble resources (oil etc); crowded living conditions; impact on schools, medical needs, and on and on...more is not always better, and, in fact, as EO Wilson pointed out some years ago, two major issues confronting the world will soon be water shortage and inability to sustain life in some regions, resulting in people pushing into areas where they might sustain life, and that will bring about war and fighting. Note in America how water needs now a growing inter-state issue; note how many impoverished flowing into Europe and N.Am and with much higher birth rates.
Malthus was both right and wrong and so, yes, I mention his early view because I believe it is still timely. One quick example: India is now getting wealthier. A company therehas announced a car to sell for 2,500 bucks! They state that they will sell one million year after year! What does that mean for us, here? gas shortage and abundance of air pollution..see, it matters. And then there is China etc etc posted by Postroad at 4:24 PM on December 19, 2007
I can see conservatives rolling their eyes and mumbling about silly librul moonbats, but these are the same people who get all gooey and warm inside thinking about the collateral damage done to civilians by daisycutter bombs.
Yeah, line me up with the World Orgasmers, won't you? posted by John of Michigan at 4:44 PM on December 19, 2007
Every day is World Orgasm Day!
What? It's not, for you? posted by loquacious at 5:05 PM on December 19, 2007
I sure picked the wrong week to give up December Holidays. posted by wendell at 5:06 PM on December 19, 2007
Pressure! Pressure! AHHHHHhhhhHHH! posted by Football Bat at 5:12 PM on December 19, 2007
The 60's have so much to answer for. posted by Pope Guilty at 5:20 PM on December 19, 2007
Santa Claus is coming! posted by hal9k at 6:31 PM on December 19, 2007
And here I always mistook the shouting as a sign of her enjoyment! posted by five fresh fish at 8:48 PM on December 19, 2007
Steve, did you get a sense of deja vu when you posted this? Check the sixth comment in this post. posted by joaquim at 10:05 PM on December 19, 2007
I would think at any given time, there are thousands of people oh-oh-oh-ing, either by themselves or otherwise. Every day's World Orgasm Day.
Jeez... Doesn't anyone fucking knock anymore? posted by not_on_display at 10:25 PM on December 19, 2007
Female monkeys may shout during sex to help their male partners climax, research now reveals.
With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more! posted by The Light Fantastic at 11:02 PM on December 19, 2007
it's also the winter solstice. two favorite holidays combined into one. posted by mrgrimm at 12:12 AM on December 20, 2007
Monkey see, monkey do. posted by bassjump at 8:14 AM on December 20, 2007
December 23 is World Postcoital Cigarette Day.
It's also my birthday!
Uh, you guys can just send me cigarettes, though. posted by Alvy Ampersand at 10:49 AM on December 20, 2007
Don't they do this every year?
Yes. Sorry if I ruined the mood. posted by Pollomacho at 10:53 AM on December 20, 2007
They said "effect" instead of "affect." Whoops. My day came early. posted by bitter-girl.com at 5:41 PM on December 20, 2007
I'm sending New Year's cards because I figured that the New Year was a holiday that everyone could get behind. Oh yeah! We're turning a page on the calendar! Good times!
Next year, I'm definitely sending World Orgasm Day cards. Now there's a holiday worth tidings of joy. posted by grapefruitmoon at 10:56 AM on December 21, 2007
Who the heck decided 6:30AM was a good time for WOD? I was dead asleep through it! posted by five fresh fish at 6:44 PM on December 22, 2007
Wow. I celebrated this, and I didn't even know I was supposed to... posted by Deathalicious at 2:35 AM on December 23, 2007
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