Then there's Nabokovite, originally found just east of the Urals, which translates into a pale, fiery hue when exposed to the western hemisphere, and fades and flickers out in the shade of the alps.
Also, there's Fraserite, which delivers a royal flash under the bright sun of, say India or Mozambique.
How about Hemingwayite, which fatally explodes when saturated with alcohol (unlike Fitzgeraldite, which shrivels).
Of course, we all know Rothite, which when rubbed, ejects... ah, never mind. posted by Faze at 5:14 PM on January 15, 2008 [1 favorite has favorites]
Proustite?.. whatever it does I'll bet it does it slowly. Very. Very. Slowly. posted by clevershark at 6:13 PM on January 15, 2008
Of course, we all know Rothite, which when rubbed, ejects... ah, never mind.
Also, there's Fraserite, which delivers a royal flash under the bright sun of, say India or Mozambique.
How about Hemingwayite, which fatally explodes when saturated with alcohol (unlike Fitzgeraldite, which shrivels).
Of course, we all know Rothite, which when rubbed, ejects... ah, never mind.
posted by Faze at 5:14 PM on January 15, 2008 [1 favorite has favorites]