CEO: We have to shut this down immediately.
Manager: Close these out?
C: Yes, as soon as the market opens.
M: Uh... You don't want to do that. You saw the market last week. We have to wait for it to turn up. It'll be catastrophic.
C: You want to leave them open? For how long? No, you do that and this is now a conspiracy. We're all going to jail.
M: (Pause.) So I'll just go... put through a billion-loser transaction, then?
C: (Nods.) First thing.
(Long awkward silence.)
"The $7.14 billion that French bank Societe Generale says it was swindled out of by a rogue trader ranks as one of the largest amounts ever lost through fraud. Here’s a look at what it could pay for:— 110 F-35 Joint Strike Fighter jets
— 8 Queen Mary 2 luxury cruise liners
— 1 week’s worth of U.S. oil imports
— 2 Freedom Towers at Ground Zero
— 17 million Apple iPhones
— Nearly double Bolivia’s foreign debt
— But only 4.76 percent of President Bush’s economic stimulus plan"
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Wow. I hope they take away his ice cream and TV privileges too.
posted by crapmatic at 3:09 AM on January 24, 2008 [1 favorite]