When frisking a suspect, beware of low-riding jeans.
February 6, 2008 5:15 PM Subscribe
so...instead of dressing to the right or left he dresses up?
posted by Jikido at 5:19 PM on February 6, 2008
posted by Jikido at 5:19 PM on February 6, 2008
HEY-O!
posted by The Straightener at 5:28 PM on February 6, 2008
posted by The Straightener at 5:28 PM on February 6, 2008
So RedTube is the porno version of YouTube and BluTube is the cop version of YouTube. Which would get the cop porn?
posted by birdherder at 5:42 PM on February 6, 2008
posted by birdherder at 5:42 PM on February 6, 2008
This is my rifle, this is my gun; this one's for killin', this one's for fun...
posted by Kadin2048 at 5:45 PM on February 6, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by Kadin2048 at 5:45 PM on February 6, 2008 [2 favorites]
Hey that's a real hoot!
The "kooky" wacky" and "fun" side of the new American police state.
posted by Jay Reimenschneider at 6:16 PM on February 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
The "kooky" wacky" and "fun" side of the new American police state.
posted by Jay Reimenschneider at 6:16 PM on February 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
They modeled their video format on YouTube so everyone's face would come out pixelated.
posted by Tube at 6:22 PM on February 6, 2008 [4 favorites]
posted by Tube at 6:22 PM on February 6, 2008 [4 favorites]
Eponysterical!
posted by loquacious at 7:01 PM on February 6, 2008
posted by loquacious at 7:01 PM on February 6, 2008
Man, it's been a long time since some random video link made me laugh out loud like that. His completely matter of fact response makes it.
posted by phrontist at 7:22 PM on February 6, 2008
posted by phrontist at 7:22 PM on February 6, 2008
So RedTube is the porno version of YouTube and BluTube is the cop version of YouTube. Which would get the cop porn?
There are already plenty of videos on YouTube of cops torturing people with tasers.
posted by Pope Guilty at 7:55 PM on February 6, 2008
There are already plenty of videos on YouTube of cops torturing people with tasers.
posted by Pope Guilty at 7:55 PM on February 6, 2008
While I roared with laughter with the frisking, it's interesting to see what new weapons the cops will be using, like a flashlight incapacitator now being used because of "300 deaths over the past few years" due to tasers.
posted by nickyskye at 9:25 PM on February 6, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by nickyskye at 9:25 PM on February 6, 2008 [2 favorites]
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You know, the two aren't mutually exclusive.
posted by aftermarketradio at 9:28 PM on February 6, 2008
You know, the two aren't mutually exclusive.
posted by aftermarketradio at 9:28 PM on February 6, 2008
Cops arrest polar bear wannabe. Another hairy frisk.
posted by nickyskye at 9:33 PM on February 6, 2008
posted by nickyskye at 9:33 PM on February 6, 2008
Guy takes it a lot cooler than Penn did.
Lot cooler 'n I would, too.
posted by eritain at 11:13 PM on February 6, 2008 [3 favorites]
Lot cooler 'n I would, too.
posted by eritain at 11:13 PM on February 6, 2008 [3 favorites]
This is my rifle, this is my gun; this one's for ...
Stopping a deranged man armed with an AK-47 from shooting even more innocent people than he already has.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 12:19 AM on February 7, 2008 [3 favorites]
Stopping a deranged man armed with an AK-47 from shooting even more innocent people than he already has.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 12:19 AM on February 7, 2008 [3 favorites]
nickyskye, thanks for posting the video about the flashligh incapacitator's. ive been outlining a script set in a near future dystopia and im definitely going to work those things in.
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 1:08 AM on February 7, 2008
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 1:08 AM on February 7, 2008
Just curious - why is the cop's face pixelated out while the innocent man's isn't? blanked
posted by rhymer at 2:04 AM on February 7, 2008
posted by rhymer at 2:04 AM on February 7, 2008
On the last link, at least the cop apologizes (twice); I don't have the impression that he is a sadistic authoritarian at all.
posted by taz at 3:12 AM on February 7, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by taz at 3:12 AM on February 7, 2008 [1 favorite]
What a touching story! Show-me-on-the-doll-where-the-officer-touched-you touching.
posted by Abiezer at 3:31 AM on February 7, 2008
posted by Abiezer at 3:31 AM on February 7, 2008
not that anybody introduced the idea of sadistic authoritarians! I think my comment was just mostly in comparison to the Hope Steffey video post.
posted by taz at 3:42 AM on February 7, 2008
posted by taz at 3:42 AM on February 7, 2008
You'd think Dunkin Donuts would advertise on BluTube.
posted by DenOfSizer at 4:11 AM on February 7, 2008
posted by DenOfSizer at 4:11 AM on February 7, 2008
You'd think Dunkin Donuts would advertise on BluTube.
Dunkin doesn't have to advertise with cops.
posted by Pollomacho at 4:40 AM on February 7, 2008
Dunkin doesn't have to advertise with cops.
posted by Pollomacho at 4:40 AM on February 7, 2008
Just curious - why is the cop's face pixelated out while the innocent man's isn't?
Oh, I see what you did. You asked a question you already knew the answer to in order to make a point about the unfairness of the world. Well played.
posted by smackfu at 5:43 AM on February 7, 2008
Oh, I see what you did. You asked a question you already knew the answer to in order to make a point about the unfairness of the world. Well played.
posted by smackfu at 5:43 AM on February 7, 2008
Stopping a deranged man armed with an AK-47 from shooting even more innocent people than he already has.
Holy crap, I don't know if it's police protocol to jump onto that car like the sharpshooter did, but that's seriously one of the ballsiest things I've ever seen.
posted by ColdChef at 7:18 AM on February 7, 2008
Holy crap, I don't know if it's police protocol to jump onto that car like the sharpshooter did, but that's seriously one of the ballsiest things I've ever seen.
posted by ColdChef at 7:18 AM on February 7, 2008
Cool Papa Bell: "This is my rifle, this is my gun; this one's for ...
Stopping a deranged man armed with an AK-47 from shooting even more innocent people than he already has."
The shooter in this incident used a semi-auto MAK-90, not a full-auto AK-47.
posted by aerotive at 7:21 AM on February 7, 2008 [1 favorite]
Stopping a deranged man armed with an AK-47 from shooting even more innocent people than he already has."
The shooter in this incident used a semi-auto MAK-90, not a full-auto AK-47.
posted by aerotive at 7:21 AM on February 7, 2008 [1 favorite]
nickyskye, thanks for posting the video about the flashligh incapacitator's. ive been outlining a script set in a near future dystopia and im definitely going to work those things in.
For the love of God, please work in a spell check, too.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 8:01 AM on February 7, 2008 [2 favorites]
For the love of God, please work in a spell check, too.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 8:01 AM on February 7, 2008 [2 favorites]
From nickyskye's flashlight link:
MetaFilter: The longer you look at this, the more you don't want to look at it.
Anyway, cool stuff.
The "kooky" wacky" and "fun" side of the new American police state.
Thanks, I've been suffering from melodrama deficiency.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 8:05 AM on February 7, 2008 [1 favorite]
MetaFilter: The longer you look at this, the more you don't want to look at it.
Anyway, cool stuff.
The "kooky" wacky" and "fun" side of the new American police state.
Thanks, I've been suffering from melodrama deficiency.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 8:05 AM on February 7, 2008 [1 favorite]
Also may I suggest "police" and/or "cops" as tags for this post? It seems to make sense.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 8:06 AM on February 7, 2008
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 8:06 AM on February 7, 2008
Interesting that the news item on the LED incapacitator chose some less-than-encouraging footage of other "less-lethal weapons" for the lead-in: "rubber bullets" seemed to be accompanied by footage from the LA immigration rally that was attacked without provocation last year; the "TASER" clip was clearly Vancouver RCMP killing Robert Dziekanski; and for pepper spray, well, it really did just look like a cop spraying someone who didn't appear to be doing a damn thing. I wonder if they were chosen for that reason?
At any rate, I'm certain that they will use their new vomit flashlight in the responsible, respectful and restrained manner we've come to expect from all our peace officers.
posted by regicide is good for you at 9:42 AM on February 7, 2008
At any rate, I'm certain that they will use their new vomit flashlight in the responsible, respectful and restrained manner we've come to expect from all our peace officers.
posted by regicide is good for you at 9:42 AM on February 7, 2008
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