We were somewhere around Mt Sinai on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge archangels, all swooping and screeching and diving around the chariot, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Horeb. And a voice was screaming: "Holy God! What are these goddamn animals?"
"Adam! Eve! Where my stones at? Who been at my rocks? Bee-yotch! Did I not tell you that you could do whatever the hell you liked, but the one thing you must not do is smoke from the pipe of forbidden knowledge? OK, that's it. You a crackhead now, and I don't trust you around my stash, so I'm putting yo' ass out on the street. But I am gonna have some mercy on you. If you want more of this shit, I'll give you the name of my dealer. The guy hooks me up because he owes me, but for you, money hasn't been invented yet. If you wanna score, you're gonna have to pay him the way crackheads will through time immemorial. You gonna have to suck the dealer's cock."
« Older Each of the following MySpace Music pages features... | Well respected as a player, in... Newer »
This thread has been archived and is closed to new comments
Buy a Shirt