Woman Charged With Stalking Ari Fleischer

April 27, 2001 11:17 AM

Woman Charged With Stalking Ari Fleischer

Um....why? If you're going to stalk someone, at least stalk someone cute. Or powerful.
posted by jennak (14 comments total)

Ahhh, brings back such fond memories....

The smell of the night air, the flowering bushes and, later, the cologne of that kind, sweet Secret Service agent. Oh, Maddie Albright, I still love you so.....
posted by jpoulos at 11:27 AM on April 27, 2001

Off point, but does anyone know Ari's current religious affiliation?
posted by ParisParamus at 11:40 AM on April 27, 2001

Eh, it's a matter of taste. I think Fleischer is adorable. I wouldn't stalk the man, but I could see why someone would.
posted by Dreama at 11:42 AM on April 27, 2001

ParisParamus: I've read recent articles that describe him as a "nice Jewish boy" who hopes to meet a "nice Jewish girl." And he doesn't seem to be unattractive; I could understand a woman finding him cute. From a guy's perspective, that means "If I had to look like someone else, it wouldn't be too bad to look like him."
posted by davidmsc at 12:12 PM on April 27, 2001

Mei Ling Lin? COuld be some Chinese conspiracy....hmmm....maybe she wanted to get access to his computer. Viva geming! (revolution)

Mao Zhuxi shuo: Geming bu shi qing ren chi fan!

Xuexi Leifeng!
posted by Stretch at 12:22 PM on April 27, 2001

You would, of course, stalk Ari Fleischer because every one of his "statements" is really an elaborately coded series of personal messages to you, including deeply-held secrets from your childhood and some fearful dreams that you've lately had without even sleeping. We've all been there, haven't we?
posted by argybarg at 12:23 PM on April 27, 2001

Did they meet on a Mei Ling list?
posted by rodii at 12:35 PM on April 27, 2001

Could be some Chinese conspiracy...

While I'm pretty sure that's not the case, I am entirely sure that's why the story was leaked. And it was leaked, by a Secret Service official "speaking on condition of anonymity".
posted by jpoulos at 12:36 PM on April 27, 2001

The Jews obviously control the media; even the President's press secretary is Jewish!!!!
posted by ParisParamus at 12:38 PM on April 27, 2001

Um. That was a joke. And I have standing to tell it.
posted by ParisParamus at 1:11 PM on April 27, 2001

She wasn't stalking him, she was just trying to follow him to a good chinese restaurant because Jews know where all the best...

Ah, maybe not. Besides, I only have standing to tell hick jokes.
posted by steve_high at 2:51 PM on April 27, 2001

I guess if she liked that catepillar-head look that Fleischer had...
posted by gyc at 4:08 PM on April 27, 2001

Yeah, them jews, they've infiltrated every single possible place, they run the media, hollywood, countries, the world and they all do it without any effort, you know, after they've sacrificed the Christian baby at the alter. Shakespeare rides yet.

And Ari is kinda cute, you know, he reminds me of that other guy from Mr.Show.
posted by tiaka at 5:22 PM on April 27, 2001

THAT'S IT! Seriously, Tiaka - I've been racking my brain...
posted by owillis at 6:17 PM on April 27, 2001