I don't like them. They wet their nests. posted by darksasami at 11:21 AM on October 20, 2008
I love sardines, too, and wonder why they don't sell them (fresh) more often posted by KokuRyu at 11:25 AM on October 20, 2008
From Wikipedia: "Gannets are seabirds in the family Sulidae, closely related to the boobies."
Um. Yes, and they're quite handsome birds. posted by dammitjim at 11:27 AM on October 20, 2008
darksasami, exact same thing popped into my head upon seeing this post. Now I'm going to walk around all day talking in a funny accent to myself and wondering why I don't just go to W.H. Smith's. posted by barnacles at 11:30 AM on October 20, 2008
I'm not going to be wearing my sardine hat anymore, that's for sure. posted by StickyCarpet at 12:12 PM on October 20, 2008
>eat sardines I'm sorry, it isn't that simple.
>open sardines I'm sorry, that's not the best way to do this.
>go pantry You go to the pantry.
>look You find a box of AkMak crackers and a tin of lightly smoked sardines.
>take crackers You take the box of crackers.
>take sardines You take the crackers.
>go tub You go to the bathtub.
>look
You see a bathtub, with soap, a plug, a sponge and a dirty ring.
>fill tub You plug the bathtub, turn the cold tap and fill the bathtub with water.
>go freezer You go to the freezer.
>open freezer You open the freezer.
>take ice cube tray I'm sorry, tray with the what now?
>look You see frozen foods, a bag of weed, and a bin of ice cubes.
>take bin of ice cubes. You take the bin of ice cubes.
>empty bin of ice cubes in tub You drop all the ice cubes into the bathtub.
>Drop tin of sardines into tub. You drop the tin of sardines into the bathtub.
>Jump up in the air. You hop a couple inches off the ground.
>jump into tub You are flailing around in the freezing water, splashing everywhere.
>get sardines Your clothes are sopping wet with ice water and you are holding a tin of sardines between your teeth.
>eat sardines You open the sardines, place each on a crispy cracker with your shriveled and numb fingers, and shiver as you enjoy your protein-rich, fatty, scrumptious kill. posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 12:36 PM on October 20, 2008 [8 favorites]
I've always found the hunting strategy of dropping out of the sky at a high rate of speed to catch something underwater to be really strange. It is clearly effective, but the idea of literally plunging one's self into an environment not best suited to your system of continued propulsion is a weird one to me.
That said, pelicans use a similar trick, and I just love watching those ungainly bastards drop out of the sky like feathered bowling balls. posted by quin at 12:40 PM on October 20, 2008
I would think that being in a boat with birds coming down everywhere at 100mph would be a rather frightening experience. posted by jpdoane at 12:55 PM on October 20, 2008
It is clearly effective, but the idea of literally plunging one's self into an environment not best suited to your system of continued propulsion is a weird one to me.
>*Gets in car. Drives to supermarket to buy can of sardines*
Shouldn't that be "drives THROUGH supermarket" ? posted by mrzarquon at 1:17 PM on October 20, 2008
I found it fascinating how it seemed the shark and the gannett were cooperating. Between the two species, the sardines kept spinning in a ball of chaos. They never moved sideways to escape either predator. posted by Librarygeek at 1:20 PM on October 20, 2008
*Gets in car. Drives to supermarket to buy can of sardines*
Shouldn't that be "drives THROUGH supermarket" ?
Much like your car, gannets have air bags to cushion the impact: It's streamlined body has a system of air cells between the skin of its neck and shoulders and the muscle beneath. As the gannet prepares to dive, its air cells are inflated to cushion its body when it strikes the water. From Hinterland's Who's Who.
Assistant: The expurgated version of 'Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds'?
Customer: Yes. The one without the gannet.
Assistant: The one without the gannet?! They've all got the gannet it's a standard bird,
the gannet, it's in all the books.
Customer: Well I don't like them. They've got long nasty beaks! And they wet their nests.
Assistant: But ... but you can't expect them to produce a special edition for gannet-haters!
Customer: I'm sorry, I specially want the one without the gannet. posted by podwarrior at 1:27 PM on October 20, 2008
wow. Surprised this post didn't get tons of favorites. I've never seen anything like this.
Funny, then being closely related to boobies, haha. And those critters are cool too with their bright blue feet.
It's amazing to watch the gannets in action along with the dolphins, the sharks and seals, all working that baitball of sardines, which moves in the mind boggling way that the starlings over Ot Moor do. How do fish and birds do that mass movement thing? Dolphins swim like that, in synch. Is there a non-verbal communication happening? Or is it sound based? Telepathic? Is it a visual cue? Anybody know about this in synch movement thing, the mechanics of how it happens?
Incredible that the gannets swim underwater briefly, chasing the sardines. They really dive bomb the water. Must be scary to dive near them when they're on a feeding frenzy like that. I'd be afraid of being pierced by their sharp beaks, instant trepanation.
In the second vid it's incredible to see an entire flock of birds emerging out of the sea, like some weird dream or something. If I hadn't seen that with my own eyes I wouldn't have believed it. Dang a rain of missile-like birds, so intense! It's surprising that gannets are used in metaphors more often. People use hawks and eagles as examples of superb vision and attack skills but it looks like gannets are really more amazing all around, they fly, glide, swim underwater, have thick skulls that act like crash helmets, float like ducks, dive bomb tiny fish up to 22 meters underwater with binocular vision, eat underwater and they're elegant looking too.
Anyway, all to say I loved your post. posted by nickyskye at 1:27 PM on October 20, 2008
What will I do for a fresh sardine?
Fly for 10 hours at 565 mph up to 36000 ft, diving down at 160 mph to sea level. But here's where I differ from the gannet: instead of diving below the water to get my sardine or catching it myself, I just go to a tapas bar and order these.
Those gannets look pretty sensible now, huh? posted by grounded at 1:31 PM on October 20, 2008
Ahahaha the Monty Python quotes are hilarious because I once heard that sketch and it mentions gannets and so quoting it is totally side-splitting! posted by Legomancer at 1:48 PM on October 20, 2008
Actually, I was more trying to get it out of the way. Doesn't seem to have worked so well, though. posted by darksasami at 2:59 PM on October 20, 2008
Interesting confluence of species going on here. posted by Burhanistan at 3:30 PM on October 20, 2008
« Older A view from Iran: Golboo Fiuzi, a young resident o... | Rejoice, classical music lover... Newer »
This thread has been archived and is closed to new comments
posted by darksasami at 11:21 AM on October 20, 2008