Ricky: I don't want my wife in show business.
L: I asked you first.
R: Oh honey we've been over this ten thousand times, I want a wife who, who's just a wife. Now look, all you gotta do is clean the house for me, hand me my pipe when I come home at night, cook for me and be the mother of my children
L: You don't smoke a pipe.
R: It doesn't matter, just do the others.
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