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The Hardest Rapper Alive (SLYT; NSFW language)
posted by educatedslacker (35 comments total) 12 users marked this as a favorite

 
that's just awesome.
posted by shmegegge at 12:47 PM on October 28, 2008


I will revise my estimate of my own standing on the list of hardest rappers alive down one notch accordingly.
posted by Wolfdog at 12:49 PM on October 28, 2008


I'd like to see an edited version of this with all the funny stuff taken out. I bet it would look remarkably like a real mtv/BET interview.

Well maybe not the pillow punching.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 12:50 PM on October 28, 2008


Damn, that dude eats HARD.
posted by chunking express at 1:01 PM on October 28, 2008


The rockband thing made my day. intense stare + wimpy taps = harrrd!
posted by cowbellemoo at 1:02 PM on October 28, 2008


That's some acting talent going on. I'm laughing ass of here.
posted by slimepuppy at 1:07 PM on October 28, 2008


Yo Loc Dog, this stuff is real played, son!
posted by cashman at 1:12 PM on October 28, 2008


"We're sorry, this video no longer available."

That is freaking HARD.
posted by the dief at 1:12 PM on October 28, 2008


What the fuck you talking about? He's not hard, he didn't even punch anyone in the dick!
posted by dunkadunc at 1:20 PM on October 28, 2008 [1 favorite]


Like to see this dude go up against Bo Bice and them.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 1:24 PM on October 28, 2008 [2 favorites]


Yo mothafuckas! I got the same window-unit air conditioner as M-Dogg, biatch!

Also, that house sure looks like it is in Philadelphia's Mt. Airy section; anyone know?
posted by Mister_A at 1:49 PM on October 28, 2008


I blame SNL for the whole concept of taking a 2 minute joke,and stretching it out to 9 minutes.

out of context Rock Band drumming is always hilarious to watch.
posted by billyfleetwood at 1:56 PM on October 28, 2008


This is what YouTube was made for, and makes up for tons of pointless bullshit. The Miley Cyrus tickets and "eat/sleep/play games hawrd" sections had me dying.

Yo Loc Dog , this stuff is real played, son !

I remembered that movie as being hilarious, but I watched it again, and damn, it's really immature and unfunny. It has a few funny scenes, but most of it is just painful. Pretty much just like the rest of the Wayans' output (White Chicks, Little Man, Scary Movie, etc.). I attribute it to being a teenager and really high the first time I watched it.
posted by DecemberBoy at 1:59 PM on October 28, 2008


I blame SNL for the whole concept of taking a 2 minute joke,and stretching it out to 9 minutes.

You're right to do that, but it's misplaced here. It's got some chaff in it, but not so much that I stopped watching it. On the whole I thought it was very funny and better than more than 99% of the intentional comedy on YouTube.
posted by Mayor Curley at 2:01 PM on October 28, 2008


M-Dogg muthafuckin representing fucking cutco and shit yo

that's some fuckin hardcore high priced cutlery dog!
posted by SheMulp AKA Plus 1 at 2:13 PM on October 28, 2008


this dude is way more hard core
posted by SheMulp AKA Plus 1 at 2:16 PM on October 28, 2008 [2 favorites]


when fools start burning down churches and sacrificing their friends to legba or oshun then they can call hard...
posted by artof.mulata at 2:22 PM on October 28, 2008


However, if you want to see a really good spoof film along similar lines, check out the criminally underrated Fear Of A Black Hat. It was made before "hood movies" were popular and thus is more of a "This Is Spinal Tap" homage which follows a fictional rap group (NWH - Niggaz with Hats - based on NWA, of course), but it's an early and awesome example of the kind of humor in the FPP. One of NWH's singles is named "Fuck The Security Guards", for example.
posted by DecemberBoy at 2:32 PM on October 28, 2008 [3 favorites]


Man, I wish there was a way to separate the voices from the background music... that'd be some wicked sample material for hardcore powernoise :)
posted by starscream at 2:52 PM on October 28, 2008


Non-organic milk? Now that's HARD.
posted by Stylus Happenstance at 2:58 PM on October 28, 2008


honestly, i blame Mr Show for the whole "stretching a joke too thin" thing in sketch comedy. not one of their sketches should have been longer than 15 seconds, except for the hilarious Pre-Taped Call In Show sketch.
posted by shmegegge at 3:04 PM on October 28, 2008


honestly, i blame Mr Show for the whole "stretching a joke too thin" thing in sketch comedy. not one of their sketches should have been longer than 15 seconds, except for the hilarious Pre-Taped Call In Show sketch.

The fact that they clearly and consciously stretched the joke way too far is what made a lot of the sketches so funny. "The Story Of Everest" for example, if the guy had only knocked over the thimble collection once or twice it wouldn't have even been funny. When he did it a third time and then just kept doing it it became hilarious. Or the guy trying to get change in the convenience store, or East Coast/West Coast ventriloquism, and on and on. Sure, sometimes it didn't work, but it often did.
posted by DecemberBoy at 3:25 PM on October 28, 2008 [2 favorites]


Yet the hardest of the hard mothafuck'as is the The Spirit of Truth dog, you know what I mean, byyyyatch! Ruler of heven and every goddamn thing in between!
posted by elpapacito at 4:40 PM on October 28, 2008 [1 favorite]


Yet the hardest of the hard mothafuck'as is the The Spirit of Truth dog, you know what I mean, byyyyatch! Ruler of heven and every goddamn thing in between!

WOW!

if at any point I wanted to unwatch, something that would be it.
posted by SheMulp AKA Plus 1 at 5:26 PM on October 28, 2008


Fear of a Black Hat is awesome. Fuck the Security Gaurd. Another one of their songs is called booty juice, which they later start selling as a drink. Don't shoot until you see the whites...
posted by chunking express at 5:47 PM on October 28, 2008


CB4 also has the same exact premise. They even go so far as to show how the different characters in CB4 end up much like the members of NWA ended up after the they broke up. Such as MC Ren ending up as a born-again militant muslim. The music is also similiar, such as: Straight Outta Locash
posted by P.o.B. at 10:50 PM on October 28, 2008


i like things that are hard. no homo.
posted by mexican at 11:28 PM on October 28, 2008


I lost it when he started "cutting" the "cocaine" with a knife.
posted by Betty Tyranny at 12:56 AM on October 29, 2008


WAY harder.
posted by gman at 4:22 AM on October 29, 2008


Fuck P.o.B., thanks for the CB4 reminder. Watching that Straight Outta Locash video again, allowed me to find this one (:22 in) being aired tonight by Citizens United during Obama's 30 minute infomercial.
posted by gman at 4:34 AM on October 29, 2008


"I lost it when he started "cutting" the "cocaine" with a knife."
now I get it...
posted by kolophon at 7:39 AM on October 29, 2008


"The Story Of Everest" for example, if the guy had only knocked over the thimble collection once or twice it wouldn't have even been funny.

honestly, i think "The Story of Everest" is one of the worst sketches they ever did, and it amazes me that people find it funny.
posted by shmegegge at 8:09 AM on October 29, 2008


honestly, i think "The Story of Everest" is one of the worst sketches they ever did, and it amazes me that people find it funny.

The sketch that I think goes way too far and is the least funny is the Dalai Lama\Camp Monk Academy it starts off ok but it takes up most of the show and the transition into fat kids VS. monks is just stupid

The best by far is the pre taped call in show and for the millionth time on metafilter I will link it because it is just that good. oh and speaking of hard rappers...
posted by SheMulp AKA Plus 1 at 10:05 AM on October 29, 2008


The sketch that I think goes way too far and is the least funny is the Dalai Lama \Camp Monk Academy

Yeah, that's definitely a good example of one that didn't work. Another one would be the "Third Wheel Legend" one, where it tries to descend into total wackiness but instead is just kind of stupid.

Another awesome moment from FoaBH: Yo, we got some hats now, mo'fuckas!
posted by DecemberBoy at 9:12 PM on October 29, 2008


"Third Wheel Legend"

Right on! It made no sense from the beginning and then there was a choir and the gay directer what?

I love MR. Show but that was just painful to watch.
posted by SheMulp AKA Plus 1 at 3:56 PM on October 30, 2008


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