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Hello.
posted by monospace (80 comments total)

 
howdy!
posted by pyramid termite at 9:11 AM on November 21, 2008


Is there anybody in here?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone home?
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:11 AM on November 21, 2008 [8 favorites]


I greet the poster and the first nine commenters aside from myself. The rest can piss off.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 9:12 AM on November 21, 2008


j/k i wuv all y'all!

RAINBOW HUGS AND ORGASM BUNNIES
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 9:14 AM on November 21, 2008


Hello. (Dirty damn self-link.)
posted by cjorgensen at 9:14 AM on November 21, 2008


warm grittings
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 9:14 AM on November 21, 2008


Hey.
posted by Dr-Baa at 9:14 AM on November 21, 2008


Man, give me thirty minutes with a notepad window and I could design a nicer website than that, and I don't know html.
posted by Caduceus at 9:14 AM on November 21, 2008 [2 favorites]


Keep away from my hutch, GNFTI.
posted by boo_radley at 9:15 AM on November 21, 2008


Bye!
posted by stresstwig at 9:15 AM on November 21, 2008


DAMNIT
posted by stresstwig at 9:15 AM on November 21, 2008


Keep away from my hutch, GNFTI.

Are you saying it's not me you're looking for?
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 9:17 AM on November 21, 2008


Well, when I say "looking" I mean metaphorically because you are a blind sculptress
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 9:18 AM on November 21, 2008 [2 favorites]


I just don't want you near my rabbits.
posted by boo_radley at 9:21 AM on November 21, 2008 [1 favorite]


Hello, hello, hello!
What a wonderful word, hello!
Hello, hello, hello!
You hear it wherever you go.

A stranger in a strange place can't be nearer
But when you hear the Hello Song it's dearer

Hello, hello, hello,
What a wonderful word, hello!
posted by Spatch at 9:25 AM on November 21, 2008


This is almost as good as all caps day, no pants day, talk like a pirate day, etc. Did I miss anything?
posted by empatterson at 9:25 AM on November 21, 2008


Orgasms for peace?
posted by monospace at 9:27 AM on November 21, 2008


Yo!
posted by DaddyNewt at 9:27 AM on November 21, 2008


sup
posted by brundlefly at 9:28 AM on November 21, 2008


empatterson, let's be real for a moment. Nothing is even close to as good as "no pants day."

Nothing.
posted by Navelgazer at 9:29 AM on November 21, 2008


Hello.
posted by mazola at 9:29 AM on November 21, 2008


'sup?
posted by WolfDaddy at 9:29 AM on November 21, 2008


You say goodbye, and I say ...
posted by maudlin at 9:30 AM on November 21, 2008


Hello!

(Also, that list of endorsers is a real walk down memory lane--it's like when the editors of The People's Almanac went on That's Incredible.)
posted by box at 9:31 AM on November 21, 2008


stresstwig - I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello.
posted by gman at 9:31 AM on November 21, 2008


hello.jpg
posted by rxrfrx at 9:32 AM on November 21, 2008 [1 favorite]


#include stdfx.h
#include iostream.h

main()
{

cout << "hello world";

return 0;

}
posted by hellojed at 9:35 AM on November 21, 2008 [1 favorite]


szevasz,
figyusz,
na mi a stájsz?
posted by Wolfdog at 9:36 AM on November 21, 2008


#include
void main(void)
{
char *message[] = {"Hello ", "MetaFilter"};
int i;

for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
printf("%s", message[i]);
printf("\n");
}

posted by netbros at 9:36 AM on November 21, 2008


Hey, hey, heeeey.
posted by clearly at 9:39 AM on November 21, 2008


Ciao.
posted by fixedgear at 9:41 AM on November 21, 2008


++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.
posted by mjg123 at 9:41 AM on November 21, 2008


ahem ++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.
posted by mjg123 at 9:44 AM on November 21, 2008 [1 favorite]


hello.
posted by secondhand at 9:46 AM on November 21, 2008


Is this something I would need to be a non-cynic to understand?
posted by aapep at 9:48 AM on November 21, 2008


Hello, hi, aloha, salut, haai, bok, hoi, hallo, hæ, olá, pree-vyet, nuqneH?, dobrý, hola
posted by sandraregina at 9:49 AM on November 21, 2008


0110100001100101011011000110110001101111
posted by sephira at 9:50 AM on November 21, 2008


section .text

global_start

_start:

mov edx,len
mov ecx,msg
mov ebx,1
mov eax,4
int 0X80

mov ebx,0
mov eax,1
int 0x80

section .data

msg db "Hello World",0xa
len eqa $ - msg
posted by hellojed at 9:51 AM on November 21, 2008


voyager ftw!
posted by mjg123 at 9:52 AM on November 21, 2008


[this is dumb.]
posted by lunit at 9:53 AM on November 21, 2008


Fuck you, hippie.
posted by Nelson at 9:54 AM on November 21, 2008


Hello in There.
posted by Mental Wimp at 9:55 AM on November 21, 2008




Word.
posted by Pollomacho at 9:58 AM on November 21, 2008


Hello Down There!
posted by mazola at 10:04 AM on November 21, 2008


dammit, you nerds. Stop talking brainfuck at me and get out of the house for a while.
posted by boo_radley at 10:05 AM on November 21, 2008


Y HALO THAR!
posted by owtytrof at 10:05 AM on November 21, 2008


H E Double Hockeysticks O!
posted by schleppo at 10:05 AM on November 21, 2008


$ whois worldbitemeday.org
posted by Combustible Edison Lighthouse at 10:06 AM on November 21, 2008


Hello there
Everybody
When's the next train outta here?

I'm sorry, but I'm much too ypung for this
I'll come back again next year...
posted by pxe2000 at 10:12 AM on November 21, 2008


I'm sorry but I'm much too YOUNG for this.

whoops
posted by pxe2000 at 10:14 AM on November 21, 2008


lucky time never stops
that moment knocked me down without bothering to
say hello
posted by sephira at 10:16 AM on November 21, 2008


Beginning with a simple greeting on World Hello Day, their activities send a message to leaders, encouraging them to use communication rather than force to settle conflicts.

Wrong number.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 10:17 AM on November 21, 2008


I've said this before, but all greeting sound cooler when followed with an obscenity.

Konichiwa mother-fucker!
posted by quin at 10:17 AM on November 21, 2008 [1 favorite]


You had me at "hello."
posted by owtytrof at 10:21 AM on November 21, 2008


Jambo!

I'm amused by some of the letters on the correspondence page. I congratulate you on your innovative post. With best wishes to you, I am

Sincerely Yours,
empyrean
posted by empyrean at 10:23 AM on November 21, 2008


Brian McCormack, a Ph.D. graduate of Arizona State University, and Michael McCormack, a graduate of Harvard University, work together to promote this annual global event.

And God knows it takes people with credentials of this magnitude to convince me to say hello.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:39 AM on November 21, 2008


EHLO
posted by swift at 10:50 AM on November 21, 2008


If I were to greet 10 people in a day with "hello", it would be a step backwards.
I'm Canadian.
posted by newfers at 10:56 AM on November 21, 2008


Farewell.

/sluglicker
posted by otolith at 10:57 AM on November 21, 2008 [2 favorites]


I think I'd rather tell ten people it's my birthday.
posted by Citizen Premier at 10:58 AM on November 21, 2008


Well, not so much as its is Magritte's birthday.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 11:11 AM on November 21, 2008


Didja see the fight outside???
posted by LordSludge at 11:17 AM on November 21, 2008


Oh for fuck sakes. I might as well start National Breathing Day. Today Breathe for 24 hours in support of, I don't know, middle-aged Vietnamese women with untreated asthma.
posted by scabrous at 11:20 AM on November 21, 2008


j/k citizen premier i wuv u 2!

SHOOTING STAR KISSES AND RIMJOB BUTTONS
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 11:22 AM on November 21, 2008


Okay, I'll ask:

Why is there a bust of Patrick Ewing's head here?
posted by Pronoiac at 11:31 AM on November 21, 2008


Hello. Fuck off.
posted by trip and a half at 11:32 AM on November 21, 2008


Annyong!
posted by Rangeboy at 11:33 AM on November 21, 2008


The "Hello World" Collection
posted by Pronoiac at 11:34 AM on November 21, 2008 [2 favorites]


hey guis wutz goin on in dis thread lul
posted by pyrex at 11:38 AM on November 21, 2008


How do?
posted by kirkaracha at 11:47 AM on November 21, 2008


RE: The "Hello World" Collection

I like this one:

Pocket-Calculator

Hello World for standard pocket calculators (7-segment display).
Type in and turn calculator upside down.

0.7734
posted by philosophistry at 12:20 PM on November 21, 2008 [1 favorite]


I refuse to support middle-aged Vietnamese women with untreated asthma. It's their own fault, damnit.

And, hey, all you kids... GET OFF MY LAWN!
posted by pixlboi at 1:08 PM on November 21, 2008


Превед! (MeFi; alas, main links are dead.)
posted by languagehat at 1:26 PM on November 21, 2008


h...h...hullo?
posted by batmonkey at 1:30 PM on November 21, 2008


Well, not so much as its is Magritte's birthday.

How can you have a birthday when you're dead?
posted by Citizen Premier at 1:39 PM on November 21, 2008


Is it me you're looking for?
posted by jbickers at 1:56 PM on November 21, 2008


Hello
ollǝH
olleH
Hello.
posted by Pronoiac at 2:07 PM on November 21, 2008


hellllllooooo...? [OO]
posted by Kronos_to_Earth at 5:56 PM on November 21, 2008


dah-di-dah-dit   dah-dah-di-dah
posted by ryanrs at 12:47 AM on November 22, 2008


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