All three operators were placed under special medical care. The operator standing on the floor holding the funnel at the time of the accident died 82 days later. The operator pouring the solution into the funnel died 210 days after the accident. The least exposed operator [a few meters away at a desk] left the hospital almost three months after the accident.
I'm never going to sleep. I might not even leave my house ever again. What if I encounter unfavorable geometry? There might be unfavorable geometry right outside my window. That stuff is scarier than bigfoot. Bigfoot is just going to throw rocks at your cabin and maybe force you to marry its sister-bigfoot. Unfavorable geometry is going to fuck up your town worse than El Niño.
Black Sabbath wrote albums about Unfavorable Geometry but they were never released because they were too scary. One time Unfavorable Geometry was invited to a Halloween party and won scariest costume even though he wasn't wearing one. Chuck Norris once got into a fight with Unfavorable Geometry. He punched Unfavorable Geometry so hard that he created a superprompt criticality resulting in serious exposure of 12,590 rads. Both arms and his beard were amputated. He died in Moscow 36 hours later.
Uh, what? How does that work? So half of this dude's head is immortal now, but burned up from the quantum shrapnel (I don't know what this means)? Maybe we should take away the deadly burning part of the shrapnel and just harness its immortality-granting properties? Can we do that? Do we have to use favorable geometry?
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